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"gg i deserve challenjour"


Robbie Rotten, after numerous failed attempts to pursue and catch the super sporty Sporticus now sets his villainy eyes (and chin) on someone who flies around more than flips around.

Or rather, somepony.

He fails spectacularly.

Crossover with MLP and Lazytown.

Update: Hit the top of the featured box on 12/25/16. I guess this fic really is "number one".

Unfortunately, our lovable lazy antagonist suffers from pancreatic cancer in real life. If you so wish, you may donate to Stephan Karl (aka: Robbie Rotten) to help him out. Such a great man deserves the best treatment.

Update: Robbie Rotten has passed away. He will always be number one in all of our hearts.

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Comments ( 224 )

Oh my god... Eh, fuck it...


7819856 Now look at this net.

"Woah! Robbie, you okay there buddy?" the Spanish accent flowed out of Sportacus's mouth, asking if he was really feeling okay today.

Icelandic actually

This is honestly one of the most brilliantly stupid thing I've read yet! I'm glad that something good can come from a meme.

Especially since the meme is more a meme to spread awareness rather than insult.

7819863 That I just found.

7819907 When I say go:

>here's a little lesson in diplomacy
>this is going down in history

>if you want to be a turkroach number one
>you will have to shoot a rooskie with a gun

>just follow my move and skitter around
>be careful not to make a sound
>now look at this gun i just found

>when i say TOOT, be ready to shoot

Shoot at HIM, not ME

7819907 I just realized what your name is. Haven't you touched Robbie enough already? :trollestia:

You should write The Nutshack one.


The most toxic comment section for an "Everyone" story.


I love this, I love everything about this. Thank you for this masterpiece.:pinkiehappy:

7819930 Don't thank me.

Thank Robbie.


So many remixes of the song, and all of them are so good
Another fun story too

Somehow, I knew a story with Robbie Rotten was inevitable, and I was not disappointed.

7819914 Be ready to throw.

7819981 Throw it on him, not me!

7819984 Ugh, let's try something else!

It's a Christmas miracle.

7819919 The Nutshack theme but every time they say Nutshack it's replaced with Raise This Barn but every time they count to four it's replaced with the entire Bee Movie but every time they say bee it's replaced with We are Number One but every time they say one it's replaced with the entire Marmaduke Movie but every time they say Marmaduke it's replaced with the Mine Song but every time they say mine it's replaced with The Art of the Dress where every tenth word is replaced with every episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

7819996 Now watch and learn, here's the deal:

7819999 Dang right it is.

7820003 he'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

7820021 What are you doing?!

I need a 500k word epic of mlp rotten robbie memes.

i will be hoping this story inspires a whole slew of authors writing Robbie Rotten into Equestria!

i will even happily accept displaced stories, im that desperate...


I can say the sane as of why you decided to do this



This story was better than it should have been.

I find this oddly hilarious since I have watched that meme non-stop for the last week.

Now do one about "TheLegend27" ;)

This is a certified hood classic.

What in the actual fuck did I just read?

now look at this net

7820396 A very great story and a well served dank meme

This meme has officially gone too far.

And I don't mind it.

7820503 We Are Number One

7820510 Is it dank already? I think it's still at its height.

I have not read this story.

Nevertheless, however amazing or terrible it is you still deserve a like.

Well done, sir.

Seriously, how long is this fad going to last? :3

7819856 Everyone seems to be obsessed with this guy lately. Not that I'm really complaining, but still...

Now look at this fic, that I just found

Just the image of that man's creepy face as the cover image should require a gore tag.

Think of it like this. Because of everyone's obsession with him, he now has a chance to fully fund and cure his pancreatic cancer. So, in a weird way, I'm happy and everyone else should be happy that he became a meme.

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