• Member Since 18th Jun, 2012
  • offline last seen 5 hours ago


If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.


The Noble Jury Aliens Contesty Thingy · 8:49pm Sep 25th, 2016

Hey, this is crazy late! Sorry!

Anyway, if you don't know what this is, allow me to explain. Back in August, our friendly neighborhood lemur held a spontaneous contest for ponyfic, all based around the theme of princesses. The winner of said contest would then choose the prompt for the next one.

Read More

Report zaponator · 191 views ·


538 members follow zaponator

zaponator follows 80 members

Some Things I Wrote

  • Mother of Invention Awake and alone, Applejack will find a way to survive. by zaponator 156,998 words · 9,069 views · 783 likes · 21 dislikes
  • The Snowball Fight "There is only one rule: If you get hit, you're out." Apple Bloom is dragged into an all-out civil war between the students of Ponyville Elementary, and soon enough the Crusaders are the only ones left to stand against a seemingly unstoppable evil. by zaponator 24,478 words · 1,433 views · 139 likes · 1 dislikes
  • NightmareJack Applejack is chosen as The Nightmare's new host. It really isn't that big of a deal. Until it is. by zaponator 10,000 words · 12,297 views · 1,542 likes · 26 dislikes
  • Blink Twilight does some research into her tried and true teleportation spell. by zaponator 3,947 words · 12,581 views · 1,506 likes · 44 dislikes
  • A Rubber Mask Of Emotions Pinkie Pie's 'cousin Horsey' comes to visit, but Twilight Sparkle is suspicious. Sometimes we wear masks to hide our true feelings... sometimes that can be taken literally. by zaponator 7,894 words · 805 views · 93 likes · 3 dislikes

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

Art by the illustrious Tehursus.

Additional art by the smexy RedVelvetine.

Music by the talented MayoTone.

Stories you should read

  • Austraeoh Rainbow Dash flies east. by Imploding Colon 212,744 words · 29,467 views · 2,107 likes · 72 dislikes
  • So Long, and Thanks for All the Ponies A re-imaginining of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... with ponies naturally. by Sir Ginger 58,995 words · 6,114 views · 620 likes · 12 dislikes
  • The End of Ponies A lone pony of a Wasteland future Equestria finds a way to visit her dead friends in the past. by shortskirtsandexplosions 527,556 words · 28,401 views · 1,900 likes · 63 dislikes
  • The Sweetie Chronicles: Fragments Sweetie Belle must find Twilight by travelling through different Fanfic worlds... by Wanderer D 451,939 words · 35,030 views · 3,012 likes · 59 dislikes
  • RAID The Wonderbolts are hiding a deadly secret - one that draws Dash into a dangerous, high-stakes game of international conflict that tests her ideas of loyalty to the breaking point. by Aqua Fortis 61,888 words · 1,479 views · 49 likes · 4 dislikes

More stories you should read

  • Outside the Reaching Sky Equestria's first interstellar journey by Karazor 106,310 words · 7,942 views · 552 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Space Captain Pinkie Pie Rainbow Dash reveals the little-known fact that pegasi can survive in outer space. by terrycloth 93,921 words · 1,732 views · 76 likes · 11 dislikes
  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,762 words · 18,265 views · 2,034 likes · 36 dislikes
  • Where Loyalties Lie: Honor Guard Rainbow Dash saves Princess Luna's life, and uncovers a conspiracy bigger than Equestria itself. by LoyalLiar 214,426 words · 8,789 views · 669 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Scoots' Company Scootaloo spends an afternoon out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. by shortskirtsandexplosions 4,776 words · 2,939 views · 290 likes · 9 dislikes

Stories in which ponies are displaced across space and time (read these too)

  • Quantum Castaways Twilight wakes up to a deadly game of survival on an enigmatic island, and she's not alone... by DustTraveller 138,602 words · 37,199 views · 2,833 likes · 46 dislikes
  • The Dread Chitin Dimension travelling with Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash by Karazor 63,107 words · 9,930 views · 1,006 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Where no mare has gone before. Rainbow Dash boldly goes where no mare has gone before... by Tobbzn 19,420 words · 6,896 views · 592 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Harmony Theory Rainbow Dash awakens in a strange land and must discover why, and how to return home. by Sharaloth 544,462 words · 14,266 views · 1,334 likes · 38 dislikes
  • Stardust Can Twilight earn the trust and friendship of people who are by nature suspicious and hostile to anything that isn't 'human'? by Arad 216,600 words · 44,725 views · 4,866 likes · 85 dislikes

You're special, and this world can be very hard on special things. They'll pick on you, they'll hit you, they'll dump you, diagnose you and develop you. And there will be days when you wish that everyone was like you, so that everything could be easy.
But that's how they think.
They spend every day wishing that everyone was the same, and it's that wish that keeps them from being special. So when they come for you with their knives out, you just smile and forgive them.
Because ordinary things say, "Hello," and "Goodbye," but nothing that's special can ever die.