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I am an admin for a number of groups, including TwiDash, The Mailbox, One-Shots, RariJack, Intelligent Shipping Discussion, TwiJack, RariDash, ScootaBelle and Ponies Love Tentacles, so if you have any concerns or questions regarding those groups, feel free to send a PM.

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Story Collections

I have a handful of stand-alone stories that are either set in the same continuity as each other or thematically related in some way. Here are the collections:
Twilight Holmes
These stories are set in the Twilight Holmes continuity. Here they are in chronological order:
It's Elementary, My Dear Rainbow
Twilight Holmes: Sabotage After Sunset
Salting Snails
Twilight Holmes: The Mystery of Basil Bones
Heat Trilogy
A trilogy of saucy tales covering the starts of three heated relationships within the mane six.
Heat of the Moment (Twilight and Rainbow Dash)
Finding Her Smile (Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy)
pending (Applejack and Rarity)
Variety is the Spice of Life Challenge
A shipping challenge of epic proportions, which I am going to play in hard-mode: all fifteen prompts, all fifteen ships.
TwiDash: Little Wonders (Prompt: A Kiss)
AppleDash: The Great Cider Heist (Prompt: An Anniversary)
RariDash: (Prompt: A Gift)
FlutterDash: Hummingbird Heartbeat (Prompt: An Apology)
PinkieDash: (Prompt: A Game)
TwiJack: (Prompt: An Illness)
ApplePie: (Prompt: A Reunion)
RariPie: (Prompt: A Date)
Variety is the Spice of Life Challenge Extra Spicy Edition
Because I'm crazy, I'm playing on hard-mode twice. The Extra Spicy Edition is the challenge again, only for these the stories are erotica. Fifteen prompts, fifteen pairings, fifteen stories filled with ponisex.
RariDash: Tap That (Prompt: A Proposal)
TwiJack: Home Grown (Prompt: A Birth)
RariJack: Unnamed Heat Trilogy Conclusion (Prompt: A Wedding)
FlutterPie: Finding Her Smile (Prompt: A Date)

Latest Stories

  • T Seeking Answers
    Some questions have easy answers. Why Applejack never revealed her feelings for Twilight was a question like that. However, some questions are more difficult to answer than they first appear.
    bats · 12k words  ·  285  11 · 2.2k views
  • T Twilight Holmes: The Mystery of Basil Bones
    When the famous detective, Basil Bones, comes to Ponyville, it seems like everypony has a case for him. His results are impressive, but his methods are questionable. It's up to Twilight and her girlfriend Rainbow Dash to get to the bottom of this.
    bats · 26k words  ·  90  6 · 782 views
  • E The Thinkin' Spot
    During Winter Wrap Up, Applejack shares with Twilight her favorite spot in all of Ponyville for thinking.
    bats · 5.3k words  ·  277  10 · 1.8k views
  • T The Mailbox: Reloaded
    The Mane Six have left Ponyville for the summer, each traveling to a different part of Equestria for different reasons. But a few months and a little distance can't stop their friendship!
    bats · 35k words  ·  87  22 · 758 views
  • T Rolling With the Punches
    Twilight's plans for a sleepover are tested when most of her guests have to cancel, but Applejack convinces her they can have fun together with just each other's company.
    bats · 8.4k words  ·  825  29 · 8k views
  • T Twilight's Hearth's Warming Carol
    On Hearth's Warming Eve, Twilight is visited by three ghosts, who take her on a journey across time to show her what she's almost missed.
    bats · 16k words  ·  268  9 · 2.6k views
  • T Hummingbird Heartbeat
    Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy have had a rocky relationship, with ups and downs over the course of years, and Rainbow thinks she's ready to call it quits for good.
    bats · 9.2k words  ·  253  7 · 2.8k views
  • E Salting Snails
    While Apple Bloom is on vacation, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle struggle to find something to do with their time. An innocent question is raised: what does Snails' cutie mark mean, anyway? It couldn't mean that, could it?
    bats · 6.9k words  ·  238  10 · 3.1k views
  • T Little Wonders
    Following the coronation, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash are both troubled by regret. In the face of irreversible changes, they search for solace in solitude, but instead find each other in the small hours of the morning.
    bats · 12k words  ·  874  39 · 10k views

Incomplete Stories

  • Coming Back Peace in the world beyond proves elusive to Rainbow, and she'll never let her friends down when they need her. by bats 94,318 words · 7,619 views · 649 likes · 23 dislikes
  • The TwiDash Project A series of vignettes depicting the budding romance between Twilight and Rainbow Dash behind the scenes of season two and onward by bats 9,966 words · 6,515 views · 666 likes · 32 dislikes
  • Twilight Holmes: The Mystery of Basil Bones When the famous detective, Basil Bones, comes to Ponyville, it seems like everypony has a case for him. His results are impressive, but his methods are questionable. It's up to Twilight and her girlfriend Rainbow Dash to get to the bottom of this. by bats 26,369 words · 782 views · 90 likes · 6 dislikes

Pierside Geek Books Review Part Two · 10:29pm Sep 7th, 2016

Howdy do.

Two weeks have come and gone, which means the second part of my review of bookplayer’s novel, Pierside, is online. This video’s very spoilery, as it’s pulling some of the guts out of the book to look at them closely. Mmm, book guts. *licks fingers*

Anyway, if you haven’t read it yet and don’t want to be spoiled, maybe don’t watch it yet. But hey, it’s totally out. I’ve got proof, co-starring Truffle the pug, who doesn’t care about literature:

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Report bats · 204 views · #Pierside #Geek Books

Top Romance Favorites

  • A Bluebird's Song Rainbow Dash is struggling against her own past. Is it time for her rising star to fall? by Ardensfax 205,887 words · 21,305 views · 1,825 likes · 56 dislikes
  • Yours Truly Distance can drive us apart. It can also bring us closer together. by Thanqol 18,646 words · 31,099 views · 2,145 likes · 34 dislikes
  • Best Young Flyer Scoot trains with Dash to be Best Young Flyer, but could something more develop? by bookplayer 32,833 words · 6,742 views · 538 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Daring Dash and Rosetta Sparkle in the Jungle of Perils Twilight and Rainbow enter a Daring Do novel to collect first-hoof insights on Rainbow’s favorite romantic pairing. by elPossenreisser 35,423 words · 12,019 views · 545 likes · 9 dislikes

Top Romance Favorites

  • The Homesteading After their wedding, Twilight and Applejack move into a newly converted barn on Sweet Apple Acres. But when strange things start happening, Twilight will have to discover the cause before they can call it home. by bookplayer 22,718 words · 3,929 views · 397 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Lost Time When Rainbow tries to change the course of the zap apple harvest to keep her date with Applejack, she finds that ancient magic loves an ironic twist. by bookplayer 59,897 words · 2,095 views · 304 likes · 21 dislikes
  • No Matter How Dark Attacks and destruction in Ponyville occur on top of Twilight's recent incidents of memory loss by Picardy Third 86,018 words · 5,867 views · 412 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Growing Pains Action-Adventure with Romance and a hint of Horror, features all the Mane Six and some Backgrounders by Peroth E 375,589 words · 8,313 views · 807 likes · 39 dislikes

Top Dark Favorites

  • Then Tomorrow Came Twilight falls for Rainbow Dash but finds herself on the wrong end of a love triangle. by PonyAmorous 50,676 words · 8,036 views · 608 likes · 53 dislikes
  • Pinkamenace II Society Twilight is sent to learn about the magic of friendship and ends up in the ghetto that is Ponyville. by jmj 155,268 words · 3,430 views · 69 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Rainbow Dash Gets an Abortion Darkfic. Rainbow Dash makes a hard decision of life and death. by jmj 5,082 words · 6,114 views · 183 likes · 273 dislikes

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Did you get any of my PM's?

We need some updates on stuff. :scootangel:

You're one of the first people I ever messaged. :heart:

Just a heads up, Kesha's got new shit coming out on Friday. This is vital information to you, I'm sure.

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