Twilight wants to turn her friends into stone, until she finds a way to make them immortal like herself.

The Reapers pay Celest-A.I a visit, harvesting ensues shortly afterward.

A parody of Friendship is Optimal.

Another story I took out of my google drive's trash.

The immortal, artificial intelligence known as CelestAI tries to convince a dying human to upload into Equestria, even though he hates her.

Based off Friendship is Optimal.

The story in which you are an evil bastard of a human that refuses to pet adorable ponies.

Skeletor is the evil dark lord of the evil Human Liberation Front. Skeletor fights for humanity's very survival against the good and friendly alien ponies that plan to invade Earth to turn all humans into ponies against their will.

Yes, the humans are the bad guys...

Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up to find herself in an alternate Equestria, where everypony is nice, nothing ever bad happens and everything is just 'perfect'.

Naturally the place bores her to death.

A big stupid cave troll destroys Twilight Sparkle's library.

Celestia is rather confused why Twilight wants to kill all Humans.

Silly story. Should not be taken seriously.

Youtube reading by FarnesyFudge.

The Ponies had succeeded in converting every Human into Ponies. However, two strange unstoppable white walls of death are now expanding across Equus and Earth.

Twilight has a weird day filled with pointless pop culture references and flashbacks.

Warning: Violence and silliness.

Took about ten minutes to write.