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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Celestia is rather confused why Twilight wants to kill all Humans.

Silly story. Should not be taken seriously.

Youtube reading by FarnesyFudge.

Chapters (1)
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i want to kill all humans

XD, a rather pleasantly silly story. You have my upvote.

Bendy #3 · Apr 2nd, 2014 · · ·

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And here's a romantic theme for Twilight and Shepard.

Twilight playing with dolls remind me of this video XD

4174307 trust me it sucks. Autofags won't let you

4174787 Then together, we will..

Hey baby you wanna get together and kill all humans? :twilightsheepish:

billions of miles away in another galaxy?"

Add a trillion to that 'billions' and you're good to go!

On a less jerkish-nitpicky note, I like this. And that chapter title... is that a Futurama reference I spy?

Well, I have no emotions. Pretty good story, by the way.

YES, KILL ALL HUMANS!
Wait, I'm human!
.............shit.

That was the most amazing, thought provoking, adorable thing ever.
On the other hand, WHY THE HELL ISN'T LUNA SHEPARD'S WAIFU?
Edit:P.S.- Moar.

4175852

Yeah, I think you're right. The Ponies are in the Horsehead nebula I'd guess, so how far is that? Not far enough maybe, maybe they live in the Andromeda Galaxy? XD

And yes, it's a Futurama reference.

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Because Twilight and Shepard are my OTP.

4174487 Rebecca! Nooooooo! :pinkiegasp:

Is husbando really the male version of waifu?

STILL, a better love story than Twilight. :trollestia:

4177509

I believe so yes.

Well alright then.

4176234
that looks like a left hand

you're fucked

I dont know how to respond...:unsuresweetie:

I am quite confused.........ANTOHER SUCCESFUL DAY ON THE INTERNET

Well......Dammit! Now I need another play through of the Trilogy!
(sigh) Oh well. Time to go kick some Reaper ass! :rainbowdetermined2:

Aw, look at that mug, all scarred up and manly. Who's the sexiest bastard in the universe? You are!

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The Horsehead Nebula is about 8.8 quadrillion miles away (in the same neighborhood on galactic scales - about as far away as the thickness of the disk and a little over 1% of the disk diameter). Andromeda is about 1700x times as far away (14.7 quintillion miles). A billion miles sounds like a lot, but it only gets you to Saturn or a little ways past. The Voyager 1 probe is almost 12 billion miles away.

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Thanks. Going to do a slight edit.

Well I'm not moved, but it was... depressing. Not like a sad depressing, but a "I've lost hope for this iteration" depressing.
And it's maybe a little funny.:trollestia:
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That's what I thought this was going to be.

I demand that you ship Garrus with Luna next.

But totalsrsfaceteim, this story made me laugh like a retard.

a magical land of cake and wonder.

And the magical Liopleurodon will show you the way.

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I want this way too much.
To be fair though, I would enjoy Garrus shipped with anything because Garrus is the most sexually attractive being in the known universe, past, present and future.

4182466 Dat mandible. Unf.

Comment posted by Weezil_Brony deleted Apr 4th, 2014

is that... is that a futerama reference? "hey baby, wanna kill all humans"

4182088 you must join forces with me. only then will you be spared.
muahaha. haha. ha.
ha.

4176110 there is a chance you could be an alien and not know it:derpytongue2: look for the nearest fob watch

Everything I know about Mass Effect, I learned from this fanfic.

What is happening!?

The pacing's so intense!

:flutterrage:INTENSITY INTENSIFIES:flutterrage:

Thank you for that :moustache:
Made me laugh :pinkiecrazy:

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Because Luna is already everyone's waifu. One giant, collective waifu that all the Luna fans have to share.

Funny story I liked it when discord said.

these are some bad a** toys

4174307 oh dear lord spare me ghost balls. I have friends and family.

hey sexy twilight wanna kill humans?

Sounds like something I would say to my BFF sweet_berry46.
Hey sexy Sweet_Berry46. Wanna dye Kyle's hair pink for April foods day.

4185002 you will only be spared if you join forces with me.
muahaha. haha. ha.
ha.

Ohhh, man. This is so much of what I needed to get over that last creepy-as-manure fic I read.

Just the perfect amount of nonsense.

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Was it one where Ponies kill all Humans for no good reason at all?

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