When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get barge. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a large!
The Enterprise has swooped in for the rescue as they aid their allies in Equestria against the dreaded alien bug-horses. However, they make the lethal mistake of sending in their security forces before their ranking officers...
Oh well, it could be worse. They could've sent in a legion of Stormtroopers...
*Second story I've ever made got featured Whoop! Whoop!*
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Ha hahhahha! I love this!
That gave me a good laugh.
DO IT.
Things would have gone differently with Archer and a team of MACOs...
Really loving Roseluck's way to analyze the newcomers, Poor Spock.
Fun fic
9233170
Sure, I'll get around to it soon.
Redshirt and Stormtrooper are having a duel.
Stormtrooper shots and misses.
Redshirt dies anyway.
P.S. Sorry guys, that was obligatory joke.
9233170
Hmm amusingly I think the stormtroopers might actually win as they only seem to fail to hit the heroes but seem to have no problem killing or destroying anything else they target.
storm trropers vs crystal empire
"so their big ships dropped giant robot camels which then dropped smaller ships which a horde of white armored guys came out of and then fired hundreds of millions of bolts of light but oddly missed literally everything of importance."
9233543
you sir have finally solved the age old debate of star wars vs star trek, the cylons win.
9233654
Imma gonna use that one...
Damn it Shining Armor! Don't you know wearing Red is basically asking to get killed when Star Trek is involved?!
Red shirts good name
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I'm sorry, but I'm not very well versed in... many things that may make people gawk at me for not knowing about.
With that said, what are you talking about?
Not only did you get me to laugh out loud, you got some snorts out of me as well. Take my fake internet point. +1
Of course Captain Kirk has to seduce Chrysalis...
More!
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Just a reference to characters from Star Trek Enterprise. Contrarily to the red shirts of the older series, the MACOs were actually competent combat units that didn't drop dead at the slightest breeze.
Heh, the useless versus the even more useless. Good idea. +1
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~Crystalline Electrostatic~
Oh-ho! THIS one is going to be good!
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*Now has read it*
This was beautiful!
9233654
Oh come on,that's not entirely fair. They DID manage to blow up the shield generator on Hoth, right? Granted it was the size of a small hill....We can't all be tie-fighter pilots or part of the plot of the Shadows of the Empire game!
Giggleworthy.
*Alondro blinks... then smiles... the smile grows wider and wider... parents cover their children's eyes and flee from the horrendous visage...*
I believe I shall find this most amusing.
9233654
I'd say the First Order would be more successful, provided the following:
1) Let the women handle it. Grand Admiral Sloan and Captain Phasma often seem like the most competent leaders the FO has.
2) Keep Kylo Ren out of it. (For that matter, keep Hux and Snoke out as well)
I'm in tears. This was the best thing I've ever seen. Of course Kirk saw Bug Pone Queen and seduced her.
AND MAKE THAT STORMTROOPERS STORY
9235054
I'm pretty sure pinkie could beat kylo ren with a hug. the guy is one hug short of an emotional breakdown.
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My point exactly!
....and now for something really meta:
"Stay away from the Princesses. And the Element Bearers. Avoid the Narrative. The next time you’re going to get sucked in for sure. And then it's all over for you!"
Thank you John Scalzi!
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I really wish that book had stayed with the premise...
9235610
Ha! You got the reference! Kudos!
Great story. There's one improvement I could spot, though.
"I... don't need to... defeat you... honey," he said suavely.
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I shall fix it immediately!
Just blow up a Genesis device inside a nebula (Preferably on a ship piloted by somebody named KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!), load Shining into a photon tube and then launch him to the surface! He'll be revived!
Just make sure you don't stick his soul into McCoy first. Then you have to do some weird scene on Vulcan to put it back.
The sad part is that when you analyse all the enterprise captain's careers, statistically you have better life exprctancy under captain Kirk.
This is hilarious, even to a purely Star Wars fan.
Being said pure Star Wars fan, I require the sequel, please, because STORMTROOPERS!
9395560
Done it already:
The Stormtroopers Face Down Sombra
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Oh my god thank you so much
You know what they say.
"If you're going to die, die with style. Or drama. Die with drama.”
I just have to say thank you for this
comedy gold
I wasn't sure I thought this was all that funny until I saw the ending. Then I couldn't stop laughing. Well done.
Love it!
Awesome story!