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The Original Gaston

When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get barge. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a large!

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  • 31 weeks
    I'm a very harebrained individual.

    I haven't done shit for an entire year.

    Just checked. I last updated Subnautica: Sparkle in the Deep on July 7th last year. I guess I owe some explanation as to what I've been doing to the people who care about that story.

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    2 comments · 144 views
  • 112 weeks
    It's canonical.

    So... Below Zero has a statue of the Precursors in it now.

    Guess what? They have four legs. Boom. Canon. Theory proven. Thank you for listening to my presentation. Take some cookies on the way out.

    2 comments · 260 views
  • 114 weeks
    So, I Reread The Twilight Sparkle Show Today...

    I also read the accompanying apology post for taking the story offline for a rewrite. I am both comforted and embarrassed at what I saw when I read The Show again.

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  • 144 weeks
    An Idea.

    Hello to anyone that cares to take notice of this,

    I have a new story idea that I want some feedback on (mainly if you think its a good concept should I decide to write it).

    Basically: Equestria is contacted by an alien race, and scrambles to organize for their first face-to-face conversation with alien diplomats when they land in Canterlot. However, when the "aliens" come down in their landing shuttles and disembark, Princess Celestia and the Mane Six see some very familiar faces.

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  • 151 weeks
    The Twilight Sparkle Show's Rewrite

    Okay, so anyone reading this post probably has read my biggest work: The Twilight Sparkle Show.

    So... about that.

    I'm the biggest idiot there ever was.

    I, being a first time, amateur, untrained writer, did not plan The Show's plot at all. I never expected it to be so successful, so I didn't take it very seriously.

    And I know, that's not very good of me, I should treat every story I author like one of my children. I know. I know. I know.


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Whens the next update on your subnautica fic? Its extremly good

W-what? D-don't be silly! Who could p-possibly make a mistake l-like that? It would have to be the height of ignorance to... Oh.

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