Skeletor Protects The Evil Humans
In a horrid, wasted grey landscape that looked like Mordor, which had dark stormy skies the color of blood there was a massive spooky castle floating over a terrifying lake of lava. Foul beasts roamed this evil land. Speaking of evil, terrifying maniacal laughter could be heard from the halls of the castle.
Deep in the bowels of the dark and evil castle a tall, monstrous, muscular, bipedal evil being was sat on a throne made of human bones. He wore a foul evil blue hooded robe and he had a human skull for a face.
“Mwahahaha! I am Skeletor! The evil dark lord of the evil Human Liberation Front. No human shall become a pony, not on my watch!“
He felt a chilly feeling in this bones. “Hmm, my anti ponification senses are tingling!“
Suddenly the evil black doors from across the hall opened to reveal the evil human known as He-Man, his most loyal evil servant with bright glowing red evil eyes.
“My lord, what must we do? The friendly and good ponies are about to invade Earth to turn all evil humans into good and moral smiling zombie ponies against their will!“
Skeletor laughed evilly. “Ah, He-Man, relax,“ he said as he waved his hand nonchalantly with an evil grin across his evil face. “Me and you are total overpowered gary sues. Together, the pathetic ponies shall not stand a chance against us!“
“Yes, my lord!“ he spoke in a deep evil voice in reply.
“He-Man, are my evil human armies ready to defend themselves against becoming good ponies?“
“Yes, my lord! Your armies of evil humans are ready to defends themselves from being ponified by the good ponies.“
“Excellent,“ he said in a deep evil voice as he tented his fingers together evilly. “The ponies shall never succeed in their righteous xenocidal campaign of goodness to exterminate humanity by forcing them to become zombie pony slaves that would kiss Princess Celestia’s fat ass forever.“
And then Skeletor and He-Man both laughed evilly as they formulated a plan of most evilness to protect humanity from becoming morally superior ponies.
***
Meanwhile in the good and pure land of Equestria. The good and compassionate alicorn leader of Equestria known as Princess Celestia had opened a magical pink portal before her throne.
“Here I come humanity, I’m ready to save you by turning you all into ponies!“ she shouted in joy.
Her joy was short lived when her ears perked when she heard evil maniacal laughter in her hall. “What?! What evil has come here?!“
Suddenly the evil Skeletor appeared before her in an evil fiery explosion whilst he laughed evilly.
“Hello there, Princess Celestia!“ he said in a deep evil voice.
“Skeletor?!“ roared the alicorn goddess of the sun as she rose to her hooves to face the lord of evil. “What are you doing here?“
“Mwahahaha! I Skeletor, the evil dark lord of the evil Human Liberation Front have come to protect evil humanity from becoming good ponies!“
“No! Evil Humanity shall all become good ponies! I shall save evil humanity by invading Earth with my ponies so I can turn all evil humans into good ponies!“ she roared.
“Hah! Your invasion of Earth shall fail! For these evil humans shall never become good and perfect ponies! For I have used my overpowered gary sue powers to make them immune to your pitiful ponification potion.“
Tears began to form in Celestia’s eyes. “How could you?! I only wanted to save humanity by destroying humanity!“ she wailed in grief.
Skeletor only laughed evilly in response.
“Skeletor! I will save humanity! Me and my ponies will stop you from stopping humans from becoming perfect ponies!“ she shouted in defiance.
Skeletor only laughed evilly. “You shall not stop me. Even now, my two most powerful minions are in Ponyville.“
Celestia’s eyes shrank to pinpricks. “You don’t mean--
“Mwahahaha! Yes! My two loyal servants He-Man and Commander Shepard are already in Equestria giving you’re pitiful ponies belly rubs. Soon, all the ponies shall be under humanity’s thrall. For against the power of belly rubs given by a human, there can be no victory.“
“No! You can’t win!“ she shouted in panic.
“Oh, but I can.“ Skeletor laughed maniacally as his face morphed to reveal his true face: Mel Gibson with blue war paint on his face. “For the freedom of humanity can not be stopped.“
Celestia gasped in shock. “Mel… Mel Gibson?“ she spoke in disbelief.
"Mel Gibson?!" he shouted in anger. "I am not Mel Gibson! " he fired lightning from his arse. "I am William Wallace! Champion of humanity!"
Celestia stomped her front hooves, which made the floor crack. "I don’t care who you are! You will not stop me from saving humanity by ridding them of their inferior human bodies and ridding them of their evil human nature!"
William Wallace laughed evilly. "You cannot stop me, now come here and give me a hug!" he said in a deep evil voice as he slowly walked toward her with his arms outstretched.
"NO!" she screamed in fear as she fired two red laser beams from her eyes at him, which had no affect on him whatsoever.
"Hah! Your pitiful pony magic cannot hope to stop the power of hugs."
Celestia screamed in terror as she flapped her wings to fly away from William Wallace out through a nearby window.
"You can run! But you cannot hide Celestia! There will be hugs and belly rubs!"
***
Tears fell down Celestia’s eyes as she flew through the sky whilst she saw her once loyal subjects below become the thralls of the evil humans dressed in black tuxedos. The massive armies of humans were devilishly handsome men that used their power of their evil human hands to give ponies belly rubs or hugs.
Ponies from all over Canterlot City sighed contently as the foul evil human monsters gave them belly rubs.
One by one, they fell to the power of the belly rubs and hugs. Soon, there shall be no pony left that hasn’t succumb to belly rubs.
"Curse you humanity!" she roared in anger.
With steely resolve Celestia continued on her way to find somewhere safe from belly rubs.
For the next ten years Celestia hid in a cave eating nothing but mushrooms deep in the Everfree Forest. There she felt she was safe, a place she knew no human could find her. Until one day the power of human handsomeness lured her out, thus she left the cave to find William Wallace so she could receive a long overdue belly rub.
The End
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Upvoted for Skeletor,
6016712
What about the story itself?
6016721 Upvoted for Skeletor.
Man this is nice!
6016852
A good parody of so called 'evil humans' fighting their survival in TCB, isn't it?
My reaction to the title was this.
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No lie, I was drinking some Cherry Pepsi and now it's all over me.
6016875
Thanks!
What about the story itself?
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That was beautiful.
6016885
Sorry about that.
Did you enjoy the story?
6016943
Thanks very much. Glad you liked it.
What? A teen-rated Bendy story?!?
IMPOOOSSIBRUUU!!!
6016975
It's been a long time since I written a non mature rated.
Did you enjoy this story?
6016986 Well... yeah, but I'm still getting over the loss of mighty human penis.
6016990
That is understandable.
6016888 It appears to be a hilarious crack fic. nothing complex or hard to follow. simple yet elegant. you know it kinda reminds me of this song in a weird sort of way, but not really bad or anything like that. basically it was funny and easy to read. i love making long comments that onely tell you very little and are very strange.
6017014
Well, I'm glad you found it funny.
Since you posted a video, I shall share one of Skeletor laughing evilly.
You know that thing where you say a word over and over again until you completely forget its meaning? Yeah. I think 'evil' qualifies in this case.
Silly story. But enjoyable.
6017029
Yeah... the word 'evil' was a little overused in this story.
Glad you enjoyed it anyway.
They all got fucked. The end.
6017061
Exactly.
Ugh... a little too silly for me. No downvote, just too silly.
6017647
How is it too silly?
Best story I've ever read ever.
11/10 would dance again
6017778
Thank you. Why did you think it was great?
6017759
The story has the evil humans conquering all with the power of belly rubs, and you're asking me why I think it's too silly?
6017817
Yeah.... maybe it was a silly question.
6016986 "Mature" is a strong word.
6017904
Rated mature.... but not very mature.
6016712 I agree with this.
You ever notice the most gifs of Skeletor make it look like he's jacking people off?
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Just sayin'. Peace.
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Best. TCB fic. Ever.
What the real Skeletor acts like against these ponies turning humans into one of them.
(Nice story btw i barely see any He-man stories for MLP these days)
6018598 That makes me wonder... was Skeletor gay?
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
6019557
Well my friend... in this story it's more less a parody about of called evil humans (in some TCB) that fight for their very existence, yet they are the 'bad guys' just like in this trope.
Double handjob Skeletor strokes again!
I guess she has no strings on her.
6018598 Beat me to it...
6019796
That's TCB logic for you.
6019593 you forgot this
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“How could you?! I only wanted to save humanity by destroying humanity!“ she wailed in grief
hah loved that line. Shame he didn't have more evil convoluted plots, evil convoluted plots are super evil!
Also +1 for renegade shepard.
6016945
You're welcome. Been reading some of your stories from time to time, they may be short but they never fail to make me laugh my ass off. You have no idea how many times I've had to have my ass, not to mention my sides and lungs, replaced after reading your fics.
You're like an evil overlord of comedy shorts.
Kinda like Skeletor himself, when you think about it.
6022758
Just wanted to make a short one-shot.
6023063
Thanks!
I have been called the lord of trollfics before.
6024422 You're welcome. I'm honestly shocked and disappointed this fic didn't end with human-pony alien lovin'.
6024782
Sorry, no romance just belly rubs this time. I felt like I needed to something teen rated... been a long time since did a teen rated story.
Did you enjoy this story which made Skeletor, who is fighting for humanity's survival still be the so called 'bad guy'?
6024790 I wuvved that part
Skeletor! How dare you stop Celestia from stopping you from saving the human race by stopping them from being evil by turning them into morally and surperior good ponies!
...fak my head hurts now.
damn good job man got me laughing the entire time.
6054790
A good parody on 'evil humans' that want to be ponies, isn't it?
6051691
I know, right? Ponies are superior after all, which totally gives them right to commit xenocide on humanity...