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InfinitySlayer


I teleport in and out of reality quite often. This odd characteristic may or may not be of my own doing.

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Many might claim that opening portals into dimensions that don't even technically exist is a waste of good time and energy. Princess Celestia, however, does not.

On a day seemingly designed to produce boredom, Princess Celestia decides the most effective method of alleviating such a pretentious feeling is to involve herself in a rather humorous conflict by successfully acquiring the "enemy intelligence".

She correctly assumes that the beings from whom she stole it from are not pleased. However, she never could have foreseen the incredible lengths they undergo to retain their dignity.

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What is truth? What exists? Do I exist? Does any of this even matter?

If nobody else is going to make the obvious reference, i will. :ajbemused:

When it was open, Twilight and her draconian assistant Spike generally borrowed the computer for research, returning it to Celestia once the portal closed again in order to minimize risk of breaking the device over the rest of the year.

Uh.... that would be Draconic, not Draconian. those are two VERY different things.

Wow, Celly's unlucky 'nuff to piss off the mercs.

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true, true! just fixed it, thanks for the heads up! :pinkiehappy::facehoof:

Where's Luna to smite large, Russian Giants and literal killers (of their other selves.) when you need her?

Should we kill or no? It is not red, but it is not blue. I am confused

:pinkiecrazy:

This is so damn good. I demand a sequel!

6993979 She's back at the computer; changing Celestia's background to a poorly photoshopped picture of her face on a naked human.

The Theory of the Multiverse, by Dr. M. C. Square

EDWIN ABBOT ABBOT HAD THE RIGHT IDEA.

Alternatively, E = MC squared.

Im at ur baze, ponyin ur inteligenze.

One such game had caught the attention of Spike, who often played incessantly as various warring characters with odd priorities and even stranger head ware. Celestia had seen enough of the game to understand the general concept of the rather violent excursion. The enemy teams were forced to take the others', intelligence, as it was called, by any means necessary.

Holy shit, Spike plays TF2?

"Scout is little baby, he run around with baseball bat and hit me in poor knees. I will hit him in knees with bullet!"

Why not arrow?

"Shoot 'em, shoot 'em now!"

Ah, Borderlands.

Now you fucked up. Lol seioulley Celestia you really did.

Princess Celestia froze in abject horror as the situation around her unfurled. Her actions, the simple result of the boredom of a princess, were resulting in the absolute desolation of her loyal subjects. All she had wanted was something to do on that gray, meaningless day. She never could have foreseen the disastrous consequences of her actions.

Sorry but I have to make this joke, since no one else has had the mind to do so yet.

Whoah. Barely a paragraph in, and I'm blown away by your particular use of vocabulary, compared to most other stories on the net. I mean, I try to do the same, but it always comes just a tad short, in my opinion. Nice job.

Well Theif-lestia, ya dun goofed.
Although, you'd think that with their intel being safely away in another universe, that they'd use that opportunity to steal the RED team's intel with impunity, given that the REDs have no idea what took place. They could get down to the intel room as many times as they wanted or tear the whole 'fort' apart and never find it.

Best story ever ok maggots back to the front

It's good but I could think is better replace Celestia for angry Luna or angry Twilight. Even so, good story.

but I don't get it why this is STILL in the displaced group...

Please remove your story from the Displaced group as it does not follow its lore. Yes, you did mention a multiverse, but you did not mention the void, its merchant, other Displaced, etc.

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Dumb? Yes. Highly hated? Possible. Popular? Yes. The dislike of one, is outweighed by the likes of the many.

Quick, Celestia, activate your plot armor teleport away and assemble the plot weapons get the Mane 6!

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