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Sandbar wants to f*ck Gallus's butt.

It's been like that since school. Now, three years later at their annual Hearth's Warming get-together, it's decide that Sandbar has to admit his feelings to him now or never. Smolder will help any way she can, even if that way is unexpected...

Also, everyone is high.

Written for Petrichord for Jinglemas 2022. I'm sorry that you live in the era that I was born.

Special thanks to Semillon for writing the ending. I wouldn't have finished this on time without him.

Don't self-harm. People get hurt from self-harm every year.

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The student six order from the drive-thru. Smolder wanted a burger, but everyone else agreed on tacos.

If this performs well, I will write a stoner chapter.

Inspired by the weird anomaly that is semillon.

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The School of Friendship's first annual Graduation Dance is taking place, and everyone is excited to be there! Everyone except for Gallus.

Also, Smolder spiked the punch.

Also, she may or may not have a liter of vodka tucked away somewhere in her dorm.

Also, Gallus might not be in the best possible mood to be drinking.

Proofread by semillon, Jack of a Few Trades, MissytheAngy, and Bandy.

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Scootaloo gets a job at a fried chicken restaurant.

She loves every second of it.

No, that totally wasn't sarcasm!

Special thanks to NorristhePony for giving this a quick pre-read.

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All Luna wanted to do was spend time with her son. Being Princess of Equestria, she has very little time to do so, and the only way she can is through brief openings. She's finally found one: at the supermarket!

If only the demon sent by the IRS didn't ruin her day.

The Luna in this story is completely AU to fit the universe. In short: she never went to the moon for 1,000 years and is much more upbeat than her canon self. Hints of canon Luna will be sprinkled throughout because I still have to address the change in character.

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Tavi is gone. One day, she packed up all her things and left. Now I'm all alone, and I don't know what to do with myself. There's an ad in the newspaper promoting an experimental program called Project Rita. It says that it allows ponies to see the future of their relationships in alternate realities. Perhaps I could use it to see Tavi again?

1st place winner of the Right Back At It Again! - 2020 Shipping Competition.

Recommended by Seattle's Angels

Edited by MissytheAngle

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Silverstream receives a package in the mail and is excited to show it to her friends. It's revealed to be an orb-like object called a "Bubble," and it has the ability to connect anycreature worldwide within a magically generated reality. Ocellus takes interest in it.

It's beyond what she could expect.

Made for The Discovery - A Young Six Writing Contest

A very special thanks to Jack of a Few Trades, Freedom, and Odd_Shot for the editing!

Featured on EqD!

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The Book of (Possible) Prophecies foretells the story of a legendary minotaur being freed from his imprisonment so that he can punch another legendary minotaur in the face. On the far southwest corner, edges from being out of reach of the Equestrian border, there is a forest known only to the few who have heard about it (and obviously the inhabitants that live in it) as The Inconclusive Forest. This is the resting place of our hero Bobby the Brave and his Flaming Axe of Awesome™.

Strange Clover, a hip young mare fresh out of college, will have to quit her amazing job when Alias, Goddess of Doubt (and Oracle of [Possible] Prophecies), tells her that she's the one destined to free him. It will be an easygoing journey from here on out! (It won't.)

Featured on EqD! Is that still relevant?

A very special thanks to Curify for being my editor. He makes this story legible.

Dedicated to Obselescence :'(
He's not dead, he's just too gay to be on a pony website.

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This story is a sequel to Thy Little Filly Twi'

The King is dead, long live the obsolete Queen!
The King Lives
After a brave and daring mission into the Dark Part, the darkest realm known to ponykind (or at least in her imagination), Twi has conquered all fears. In doing so, all the shadows in her life are nothing but shade from the sun.
He Will Return
But when the sun is gone, the land is cloaked in shadow, therefore, there is no use running and hiding from it. Twi, though, is too young to understand; Twi wants to understand; Twi will understand.
He Hungers
But does she care? No way! She has more important things to worry about. Like making diplomatic decisions with her daycare friends, joining a gang (also with her daycare friends), and wondering who the heck the dark, mysterious mare is that keeps appearing in her dreams.
His Children Hunger
That said, she's not completely sure the job is done.
He Wanes
The job is far from done.
He Waits
More then she realizes.

Edited by Razalon The Lizardman and Starlix!

*It isn't a requirement to read the original one-shot, but it does add context to why the fic is written in the narrative it's written in.*

**On hiatus until I decide to pick it back up. But don't fret, chapter 1 can be considered a satisfying ending if it comes down to that.

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In a world where fanfiction is a corporation, many earnest writers have tried and failed to bring their ideas to light. Vanilla Decaf, a publisher at FrandfictionCo., is one of these writers. But when she gets promoted to CEO, her whole perspective changes and she knows the path she has to take.

This is her fanfic.

Co-written by Vanilla Decaf. She was the one who came up with this idea.
Edited by Firesight

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