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Muggonny


Use words wisly, for they are limited ~ Legacy [02:10]

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Scootaloo gets a job at a fried chicken restaurant.

She loves every second of it.

No, that totally wasn't sarcasm!


Special thanks to NorristhePony for giving this a quick pre-read.

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Comments ( 25 )

Scootaloo working at a fried chicken restaurant would be like one of us working at a fried human store.

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Babe, you never return my calls.

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I'm sorry, I've had an influx of spam calls telling me how I can make my cock bigger with only one pill

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In my defense, I only want the best for you. <3

Hey, commsioner here, I love this story! You did a fantastic job with it, will defintaly be commsioning you whenever I get another goofy idea in my head!:scootangel:

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Chickens can fly at least well enough to get to the top of the barn at dawn. Just pointing out that this meme never made sense.

😆

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You don't have a profile pic, opinion unfortunately discarded

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Chicken cannibalism is a well known and documented thing. They are little dinosaurs after all.

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Tia was right to be frightened.

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After all, she's old enough to remember them as the dinos they originated as. :trollestia:

This is a hilarious fic and I love it. Poor Discord going on the fritz though, I'm glad he's okay now.

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Unrelated to your... "Discussion" with that other person.


Just a little heads up, I'm pretty sure that the Mods don't like it when a Teen story has a swear in the picture. Could be wrong, but my shoddy memory can recall a story that had a picture of a Guard Mare asking "What sorta chicken-shit outfit is this?" or whatever got flagged and changed a few times because of the swear.

Again, could be totally wrong, I'm just trying to be helpful and save you some trouble.

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Sweet. Please have a wonderful day and an amazing life.

The magic of this story turned me into fanreader999999.

Random

Welcome to the internet.

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Speak of the devil.

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HOLY SHIT YOU SAID A FULL SENTENCE THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I-- *HYPERVENTILATES*

Blow is a hell of a drug.

Oh , it brought glee to her soul as the neighborhood foals stole her sign and beat her over the head with it until it broke in two. It brought even more joy to her heart when they came together to beat her until she saw stars.

I think there was a missed opportunity for Scootaloo to go Arthur Fleck here.

...Okay then.

And now, my rebuttal:

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Cocain is a helluva drug

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