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Scootaloo and Princess Celestia get married and have an adventure inside Giant Twilight Sparkle's gall bladder.

Now with a reading by AShadowofCygnus


I'm so, so sorry. Blueshift made me do it.

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Comments ( 155 )
Spacecowboy
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Good lord, no.

This is why stories from an Obs blog are a bad idea.

It's a terrible idea. A terrible, terrible idea.
This may be the worst thing I've done.

Blueshift made me do it.

You gotta watch for those decreasing wavelengths.

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It would have been faster, but I only got home two hours ago. And then I had to think of a plot (you can see I gave up on that fairly quickly), and research the gall bladder. Which equines really don't have.

:rainbowlaugh:

Great job! It was hilarious!

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I stole that joke from a Piers Anthony short story (Revise and Invent, IIRC).

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Thank you!

And now for something you never thought you'd ever hear anyone say, EVER:

SCOOTALOO STOLE MAH WAIFU!!!11!!ONE1!!!

the jagged pieces rained down, coincidental smothering the fire.

This appears to be missing something... Aha!
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/14/article-2073739-0F28AC0A00000578-27_634x307.jpg Answer key: coincidental*ly*.
Scootalittle and and Princess Celestini are no match for Queen Chrysalite!
:trixieshiftright:"Are we done making size puns yet?"
:pinkiehappy: "In a little bit!"

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Typo corrected. The page was too narrow for the whole word to fit. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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I'm sorry. I wonder if there are any Scootlestia stories on the site at all? I mean, is that a thing?

Oh for the love of god. If this gets featured I'm going to leave a bunch of angry comments about how bad this is and how you should feel bad for being bad.

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If it gets featured I'll laugh all the way to the bank.

Oh wait, I don't get paid for this.

Damn.

Dear god, man. You actually made it?

You are one glorious bastard.

This story is hilarious. Is there a reason you're not using the 'comedy' tag?

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I have poor impulse control sometimes.

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To be honest . . . I forgot.

I will remedy that situation.

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I'm sorry. I wonder if there are any Scootlestia stories on the site at all? I mean, is that a thing?

Hmmmmm...

I can give you an "almost." To Love the Moon by Indigo Eclipse has some Scootaluna (Lunaloo? Wait, no, that sounds like a potty joke.) sexytimes. Though that's mostly because both Luna and Scootaloo are/were/will be paired (tripled?) with the protagonist.

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The funny thing is that I had just finished reading the comments section of that blog when I checked the main page again. And there, lo and behold, was Celestia and Scootaloo: Adventures in Twilight Sparkle's Gall Bladder.

and people are drawn to a Rick Astley video when they think it's something else. CLICK FOR A SEXY NSFW IMAGE

> Knows what it really is
> Clicks on purpose

:moustache:

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Fun with foals: The Cutie Mark Crusaders and the legend of the Holy Celestian Hexacock
by KinkyCelestia [link not provided for obvious reasons] might also qualify (no, I didn't read it: I just searched with the tags Scootaloo, Celestia, Romance, and Sex). But it doesn't seem to be a big thing, not like many of the more traditional pairings.

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As subtle as a shark in a bathtub.

I'm not going to read this.

Regardless, you get an upvote for writing it.

Good day.

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I'm not going to read this.

I don't blame you. I had my eyes closed when I wrote it.

This is the worst thing I have ever upvoted.

The logic was so tangled up that I don't even know what to make of it. And it's like that on purpose.

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Thank you, I think.:pinkiehappy:

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The logic was so tangled up that I don't even know what to make of it.

There was logic?

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Thank you!

Win.

It's half-past two in the morning, that's the most coherent I can manage...

....What madness is this?

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I'm not sure I even reached that level of coherence.

4324457 YOU OWE ME 100 NAZI SCALPS

wait, that's Inglorious Basterds...

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Well, I'm not sure if I can find proper nazi, but I know there's a lot of grammar nazis on this site that I could scalp.

This, I think, is where the show has been headed all along. Are you perhaps a wizard, or some kind of prophet?

This should be Featured. :rainbowlaugh:

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Are you perhaps a wizard, or some kind of prophet?

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It may yet be. Tell your friends and tell your friends friends . . . and most importantly, tell your enemies.

Oh god. This is the peach accident all over again.

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Your avatar goes perfectly with that comment--it's really more of a grimace than a grin, isn't it?

I can't imagine that many other writers wanting to jump on the gallbladder bandwagon. Of course, I could be surprised.

4325323 Skeeter said the same thing about my avatar. I guess I chose the right one, eh?

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IT'S A GUILLOTINE! GUILLOTINE! GHEE-UH-TEEN! GHEE-UH-TEEN! SAY IT WITH ME!

GHEE-UH-TEEN!

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Are you arguing with Professor Farnsworth?

Wernstrom.....

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