The time comes in every newly-ascended Princess' life when she needs to date a pony or something more becoming of her stature. What could be more appropriate than a centaur?
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Just yes.
Although it needs the Spike tag.
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I can't believe nobody's done it yet, at least as far as I could find.
What have you done?!
Twirek? Such glory was not meant to be seen by the eyes of a poor mortal such as I!
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More importantly, why didn't someone else do it first?
It Happened.
Well, I can't believe you actually did it.
The little bit about the hallway widening project was a good touch. Not a big fan of how fourth-wall-breaking it got towards the end, but... wow, you actually did it!
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Bask in the glory. Bask in it.
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I can't believe nobody else did it first.
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Right about when I was writing the kitchen scene, I described the pancakes, tried to decide who would have reasonably made them, and then said to myself: It's a crackfic. Let's go out in style.
Why wouldn't I? It's a brilliant crackship.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Fq-jQt30A
I have not read this yet but it looks interesting.
This is actually pretty funny. Much 4th wall breakery was had. The strange thing about Spike cursing is that it's really not that far fetched. He is one to call 'em like he sees 'em.
Dear lord, what HAVE you released upon this earth?!
Are you trying to tempt the Old Ones on purpose, or did the possibility of the apocalypse just never occur to you?
EDIT: missing word fix
Oh Celestia, is there any fourth wall left?
The denizens of Ponyville will react the way the writer wants them to, as always. Though I can imagine Lyra seething with jealousy. Oh so special hands indeed.
I have no words...
Have a like and a favourite. Also, I misread Twirek as twrek. Forgive me, master of random ideas.
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It's something, and that's a fact.
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I could actually see that very same scene playing out in pretty much any story where Twilight brings her coltfriend home.
EDIT: Spike is often the most logical one, after all. And you're right--he's not afraid to call it as he sees it.
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I have no fear. If there weren't any Twirek fics before this one . . . then I've started another trend.
Damn. Should have put a peach reference in.
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One of my pre-readers also advised me to put a Lyra reference in, but I didn't.
Well, a great story like this one just begs for a sequel.
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Or, rather than being a fourth-wall crackfic. ... You could say the whole Nightmarity bit was one of those enchanted comics like the Power Ponies.
Hah! Still canon. But ye gods, Tirek. The hell, Twilight. Flash and Tirek, the girl has no class. At least Grogar shares interests!
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I can see how that would happen. I could have named the chapter "Twireking."
...and I may yet.
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Oops.
Twireck is best crazy ship.
That is a line that is fourth wall.
Except for that, I have no idea what I have read. I need to stop reading crack ship stories late at night.
Well...this is now a thing.
Makes me wonder how the rest of this October will go.
You know, we completely discounted the fact that the title basically has 'wrek' in it.
Well, that happened.
Can't believe nobody wrote this crack ship sooner.
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Tirestia would be pretty messed up, too.
And what would you call a Tirek/Luna ship? Tuna?
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No, don't stop. Crack ships are best ships.
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It shall be glorious!
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Me, either. I searched the site for it, and . . . nothing.
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Well, not entirely. He wrecked Ponyville on his way out of town. And if he and Twilight . . . I'll stop there.
This should now be everyone's OTP.
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I know it's mine.
5125247 I am going to read it. (In Twilight's voice).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JN4KO17rPo
Twilights real reason for enjoying Tirek. She doesnt have to use a particularly complex spell at all, she can just idly blow him till he is as big as she desires.
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XD my god was this a fun read! :D
Did some one say Neuropa?
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5126339 ALL OTHER SHIPS ARE FOLLY!
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Cover art source is missing. Pretty sure it was drawn by Mickeymonster.
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Well, canon says Celly already has mirror-Sombra. Luna just has to miss out, I guess....
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I'm fairly sure you're right. I must have forgotten to put the link in.
5128937 Maybe she has a thing for dogs. Cerberus is probably pretty lonely.
5126256 Best crack ship name ever.
I'm...not...sure...how...I...feel...about...this...or...why...I...put...three...dots...between...every...word.
My reviews are getting randomer.
For the record, show Rarity was briefly planning to take over Equestria in Inspiration Manifestation, before Spike talked her out of it.
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Could be. Of course, she'll have to compete with a red bouncy ball . . . honestly, and I can't believe I'm saying this, the best Luna ship is Luna and mirror-world Luna.