This story is a sequel to Cinematic Adventures: Batman Begins
The Mane Six and Spike are off another whirlwind adventure into the Multiverse. This time, they find themselves in a bizarre kingdom filled with fairytale creatures. It is here they meet a foul tempered ogre named Shrek and a loud mouth Donkey. They must accompany them on a mission to retrieve a princess from a tower guarded by a dragon. Along the way, there will be much drama, romance, and a whole lot of funny shenanigans.
Chapters (13)
MUST! RESIST! THE! URGE! TO!- Ugh, You know what, Screw it!:
Sorry, I had to summon the MLG Ogre Lord's song for the new story.
Universal
A Comcast Company
Dreamworks
SKG
Allspark Pictures
A Hasbro Company
DreamWorks Pictures & Allspark Pictures Present
A PDI/DreamWorks Production
Cinematic Adventures: Shrek
Mike Myers
Tara Strong
Ashleigh Ball
Eddie Murphy
Andrea Libman
Cameron Diaz
Tabitha St. Germain
John Lithgow
With
Mark Acheson
As
Lord Tirek
And
Cathy Weseluck
As
Spike
Wow, that was very quick.
Great job in starting the story on the day of a new year boss.
Shrek says to Pinkie "Ogres eat nature, not parfaits." Source: Shrek 2 the video game on Gamecube, PS2 & Xbox
What a way to begin the new year with a brand new crossover project for the Cinematic Adventures. And we start the new year with Shrek, you know the name and you’ve seen his face on various merchandising. Our friends will most certainly have a wacky adventure when they eventually meet.
But what’s this? One of the Mane Six’s fiercest enemies has gotten himself an army? An army that failed miserably against the ponies and Spike but still… it’s so funny the way the soldiers are taken down.
IT'S SHREK. OUR OGRE OVERLORD!!! 😱
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That's right! The Master of the 420 Blazeits, The Master of the 360 Noscopes,& The Master of the 720 Quickscopes himself, The MLG Ogre Lord: Shrek!
What an amazing start! Looking, forward to how things will go with this adventure.
This, will be a fun way to start the year!
Meanwhile, in Canterlot City
Though it may have been 2 weeks, Postwar had decided to temporarily live in Canterlot City, not just because of wanting to watch over, but because you recently formed a relationship with a young woman, who was none other than Sunset Shimmer. Not just Sunset Shimmer, but her human counterpart. Both of you decided to spend time with one another, even wanted to spend time with her during Christmas Break and the New Year. And so far, your relationship with her was extremely magical. Both of you decided to spend your time at the Cafe whilst having some breakfast that you paid for.
Human Sunset Shimmer: Hey, thanks again for spending some time with me today.
Postwar: Hey, of course I'd be spending time with you. What kind of a boyfriend would I be if i didn't?
The two of you laughed at that statement, with Sunset holding your hand whilst he held onto hers.
Human Sunset Shimmer: I'm really glad that I bumped into you.
Postwar: The feeling's mutual.
The two of you kissed one another whilst still holding hands. Nothing could ruin this moment. That was, until a few devices were heard whilst beeping. The two of them broke the kiss and looked at their phones:
Human Sunset/Postwar: Aw, crud.
Human Sunset Shimmer: That was work. Looks like the work of a therapist is never done.
Postwar: Same with me. They want me at the Galaxy Branch theatre.
*In case you wonder, before the second week was over, Postwar let her know where he worked, and she promised to keep it a secret*.
Human Sunset Shimmer: I'll see you around.
Postwar: Same here.
The two of them shared a brief kiss with Human Sunset running towards her car whilst Postwar quickly teleported to the Theatre.
Discord's Theatre, Galaxy Branch
At the same time, Ben was taking a break from training whilst Sunset Shimmer offered some water, with Galen, Cal and Ashoka by her side. However, among them were also Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Chewbacca, 3PO and R2. Within a split second, they were startled to see Postwar coming back.
Sunset Shimmer: Oh, hey there, good to see you.
Postwar: Same here. *dusted himself for a bit*, Sorry I didn't make an announcement on coming, but I just got a word from HQ, Princess Twilight and the others are on the move.
Leia Organa: Oh? They're off to another adventure?
Postwar: Oh, hey there, I wasn't expecting to see you again? Where are the others.
Luke Skywalker: They're currently helping oversee the training in the next generation of Jedi.
Postwar: Oh? Did you find any?
Han Solo: Thanks to the New Republic, we were able to bring in over fifty people who are over eighteen. They're busy being trained at Yavin 4 right now.
Postwar: Wait, Yavin? But wouldn't that be dangerous.
??: It would, but they'll be moved to a different location once they do.
He saw another stranger standing next to Luke:
Luke Skywalker: This is Kyle Katarn. He's also a Master like me. he helped me train more students.
Postwar: Good to meet you. *shake's his hand*
Kyle Katarn: Same here. So, this Princess? What's she up to?
Postwar: I think you'll find the answer in there.
Sunset Shimmer: Then let's go. I dont' wanna miss this.
Everyone soons heads off to the theatre, wondering what their next adventure was going to bring.
Quick recap:
Upon their return, Sonata Dusk squashes Pharynx, like a bug, after he stole the 24/7 Championship Belt from Smolder. Now Sonata’s the current 24/7 Champion, and has been on every dragons, griffons, and greedy creatures’ radar.
AND WHO ARE THE JERKS THAT ARE GIVING THIS STORY MANY DISLIKES ALREADY!!
That is…if a certain draconequus has anything to say about it…
Discord: (Tapping his fingers) “Mwahahahaha…”
Random Dude: “I answer to no one, but Princess Twilight!” (Ignites a lightsaber) “Liberte, Fraternite, Egalite!” (Gets electrocuted) “Ooh-la-la!!!” (Faints)
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I couldn't agree with you more, Drama. New Year, New Stories,& New Adventures to come this 2023.
Fuming over the beaten security force is none other than Discord himself, who berates them.
Discord: “WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT?! You call yourselves security? You guys are making me look like an idiot out there! Not even Sunset Shimmer would screw this up! AND SHE’S AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT THAN ME!”
Guard #1: (Groaning in pain) “I want my mommy!”
Guard #2: (Groaning in pain) “I give up!”
Discord: (To Guard #2) “No! NO! You’re not allowed to give up! I don’t pay you enough to give up!”
Guard #2: (To Discord) “You never paid us…”
Discord: “EXACTLY! Where is that Phantom-Dragon when I need him?”
Pinkie, as much as I like you, you do know where that reference is from and where it belongs, right?
Pinkie: *was smiling nervously with a squee* Noooo.
*my eyes twitch slightly in annoyance* I hope they have rum in that world…
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After the heroes left…
Discord: “DR. PHD! You’re never around when I need you!!!”
Me: (From inside a barrel of wine) “Coming…coming…” (Laughing) “For he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good fellow….”
Discord pops open the lid and I came out…drunk.
Me: (To Discord) “Oh. There you are, boss man! You’ll never believe this…but Tirek totally wiped out our entire force!”
Discord: (Sarcastically) “Tirek, you say?”
I nodded…and then I got strangled…
Discord: “ARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!” (Used his magic to make me into silly putty and ties me up into a ribbon) “Get out of THAT if you can!”
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
“Now, ogres, oh they’re much worse,” Shrek continued. “They’ll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They’ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!”
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*Entering with Spike was me, after having taken care of a secret situation at Discord's Theater*
Me: Afternoon, Twilight.
Me: I know I would, even though I'm not royalty.
Me: He's right Twilight. Celestia would even ask you the same thing.
Me: That's what I like to hear.
“
Twilight: And I'm glad you helped her adjust to her new life, Hunter.
Me: It's what I do, Princess. As Jesus said, love your neighbor as you love yourself.
Twilight: *curious by that name*
Me: I can tell that she's passionate.
Me: Maybe she's forgot something.
Me: Hiding from what?
Me: And if they try to touch you, they'll answer to me. *winks*
Me: We'll be back Sonata! *runs off*
Me: Ooooooooh boy.....
Me: In peace? Really?
Me: Buuuurn~
Me: Distracted?...
Me: *breaths* Alright, let's a go.
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Me: *use my abilities I use as Nightwing against them along with shooting lasers from my horn*
Me: And don't come back!
Me: You heard the Princess, let's move!
Me: Good luck girls, Spike!
Pinkie: Wait, aren’t you coming?
Me: No, I have to keep an eye on Sonata and make sure no further evil comes in this theater. I’ll watch everything from here.
Me: *seeing where they’re going, I pull out my book of Fairy Tales and send the invites out*
After which, every background and secondary characters came out of hiding…except for Sonata.
Gilda: “Well…now that that’s over, let’s focus on something even more important. Like how do we catch that siren with the golden belt?!”
Gabby: (To Gilda) “Better idea. Maybe we should forget the belt, and go to Discord’s Theater and watch our friends’ latest Cinematic Adventure.”
Gallus: (Ignoring Gabby) “Or bait that siren out with TACOS!”
Awkward silence as everyone stared at the griffon.
Gallus: “Tacos usually works…”
Canterlot Mall Theater, Discord's Branch
Arctic Ace has just arrive towards the Theater as he was coming up to the entrance as he sees Rarity coming to the Theater
Arctic: Hey Rarity! (He called out to fashionista)
Rarity: (she turn around and has a small smile) Why, hello Ace. Lovely, to see you again
Arctic: Nice, to see you aswell. Hope, you and the others had a great holiday (he said as he walks with her)
Rarity: We, most certainly did. (She mentioned) So Darling, did you happen to go and talk to her (she ask with a small grin)
Arctic (would have a small blush) O-Oh I, actually haven’t gotten a chance to talk with Sonata (he admit as he look away)
Rarity: (would be a little upset by this) And, why is that? Surely, you’re not shy or nervous to talking to her?
Arctic: Well, not exactly it’s just she’s a bit.. occupied at the moment with other stuff (he said remembering she has the 24/7 champion belt)
Rarity: Well, when you can you must speak with her (she said giving him a small nudge) After all, she’s seems like the perfect catch for you
Arctic: (would chuckled a bit) Was, that’s supposed to be fish pun
Rarity: Maybe (she said with a small chuckle) Though, I’ll admit it does sound a little cliché
Arctic: Yeah, but it was still a good one. (He said) Though, she was able to become a pony now thanks to the boss. And, she still look cute and adorable even as a pony too (he said looking away slightly blush growing a little )
Rarity: (would notice this as she smiles a little) I have, a good feeling about you Ace. May, the world give you a chance to talk with her and be happy (she said in her thoughts as both her and Ace enter the Theater room to meet with her friends)
Pinkie: (was chatting with her friends as she notice Ace and Rarity coming in) Oh! They’re here! Ace! Rarity! Over her! (She called out happily waving to them)
Arctic: (had a small smile and chuckled a bit) Hey Pinkie, nice to see you to (he said as he seats down along with Rarity)
Applejack: So, we’re in for another adventure (she ask as she look over as she sees Ace would nod his head)
Rainbow: Well, after there last one I wonder where they might be at next (she said curious with some excitement to)
Sci-Twi: Guess, will find out (she mentioned looking at the screen)
Fluttershy: I-i hope it’s not somewhere scary again (she said softly)
Everyone soon got relax in their seats as they paid attention to the screen and await for The princess and her friends next adventure
Next>>
Future G5
Discord Memorial Cinema
On a wintery day that marked the New Year, I sat at the counter twiddling with the money in the cash register, feeling grumpy. The cinema remained undecorated for the holiday season.
I hated the holidays. Everything to do with them. Now please don’t ask why, it’s not your business to know the reason. My business is strictly with running this division of Discord’s Theater, though Cinema is more appropriate—it being much more specific to the kind of theater it was. The best compliment I could give was that the bar always had consistent high-quality beer.
Me: Bah! Humbug. What reason is there to be merry when you find yourself a year older and not a penny richer? (drinks) If I had my way, every idiot who would go about with Merry Christmas, Happy Hearth’s Warming or Happy Wishday or whatever on their lips should be boiled in their own pudding and buried with a stake of holly right through their chest. (snorts, drinks) You keep your holidays in your own way, my little ponies, and let me keep it in mine.
At that moment, the Projector whirred to life causing me to spit out my drink.
Me: (grumbles) All I can hope for is that it’s not another Godforsaken Christmas movie. I swear, this time of year brings out the worst in me. (refills flask and pockets it)
I then pressed the alarm bell underneath the register and initiated “Rush Time” preparations. As a rule, I was not allowed to sneak a peek at the future films to be shown, likewise the posters of them as well. So, while the radio played “Cleanin’ Up The Town” I rushed around to set the letters, posters, turn on the snack machines, and set the shelves of the counter.
I was genuinely surprised at the movie choice, which I welcomed with open arms.
Me: Hopefully watching a classic from my childhood will lift me out of this annual holiday slump.
Soon enough, the first few patron regulars began arriving.
Me: Good day, your majesty.
Haven: Good day, Mr. Fury and a Happy Wishintine!
Me: (dismissive) Uhuh, happy Wishintine to you too. You’ll have your regular?
Haven: Of course, and some…Diet Pepsi, please.
Me: Sure thing. Head on in, your majesty. Ah, Alphabittle!
Alphabittle: Frosty Shi—I mean, Warm Wishyhoof!
Me: (dismissive again) Yep, Warm Wishyhoof to you as well.
Alphabittle: I have some tea and potato chips, please.
Me: Very well, here you go.
And soon, almost every regular had paid for their seats and snacks…and of course wished me a merry season’s greeting. I kept up appearances for the sake of my customers, as all successful business people aspire to. My dislike for the holidays should not impede on my business. Eventually, the final group finally arrived, and with two—no, three—plus-ones.
Sunny: Happy Wishday, Plymouth!
Me: (dismissive) Seasons greetings to you too, Sunny.
Izzy: Hey, where are all the decorations?
Me: (again) Well, I’ve been busy enough as of late. I just didn’t have enough time.
Izzy: Oh! That makes perfect sense!
Tinny: So this is the theater you guys told me about. It’s definitely big!
Red: (thoughts) This is only the lobby. The main room is down here.
Tinny: I can’t wait to see my first movie! Let’s go!
I’ll admit, it was warming to see the two new friends rush through the doorway. Of course, they needed a discount—in other words: free seating—since inanimate objects can’t exactly pay on their own.
Me: You’re gonna love this. This film is one of my personal favorites, in more ways than one.
Izzy: EEH! I can’t wait!
Zipp: Well, let’s go then!
Pipp: Happy Wishintine~!
Hitch: Happy Wishday!
Sparky: Babby Bishay!
I watched as the friends all piled through the doorway as I counted the cash. Another successful day in the cinema, and all on my second showing. Profits are going to soar in no time flat with each successive showing in the coming future. I am definitely going to love this career.
Me: (grinning satisfactory) Merry Christmas indeed, Plymouth.
Just then, the doors opened again as a certain unicorn nervously trotted in.
Me: Hello again.
Misty: (startled) Oh, u-uh s-s-sorry, I didn’t…didn’t see you there because you…work…here.
Me: (deadpan) Yes I do. Anyway…here to watch the film?
Misty: Oh, yes—yes I am.
Me: …And you’re gonna pay for your ticket?
Misty: O-Oh yeah. Here you go.
Me: Any snacks to go with your viewing?
Misty: N-No thank you.
I didn’t trust Misty as far as I could throw her out. Her history of espionage was a sure fire detriment to my business as the cinema owner, but who would I be to turn away a potential customer? A terrible businessman, that’s for sure.
Misty: Happy Wishday!
Me: Yeah, Happy Wishday! (on my own, grumbling) Happy Wishday, Merry Christmas. It’s all a big load of Humbug! How does happiness and meriness fulfill your heart? All it does is break it…(sighs, despondent)…but you gotta have hope, perhaps for those who better deserve it.
Though, as I closed up the register and made my way into the theater, I couldn’t help but notice something was different about Misty. Was it her mane? Or that thing she was holding in her legs? Was that a lamp? What would she be doing with a lamp in a theater?
(A few minutes—about an hour—ago)
Misty was almost ready, if her nerves would stop playing up so much.
All she would do was go outside the castle, to Maretime Bay for the New Year festivities, and not even bother around the Cinema. Opaline said so…but she also yelled at her again when it wasn’t her fault…again.
Besides, Sunny said the New Year in Maretime Bay was a “sight to behold.”
Maybe it wouldn’t hurt if—
Opaline: Misty!
Oh…here goes nothing.
Opaline: Just what do you think you are doing?
Misty: I-I-I…uh, um…
Opaline: What is it? Speak up, you know I hate the mumbling.
Misty: W-Well, I was w-wondering if…(breathes in and out)…I was wondering if I could, maybe-go-to-Maretime-Bay-for-the-New-Year’s-festival…please?
She winced at the stone cold face of the alicorn, she could never fully tell what she was thinking when she had that face.
Opaline: Go? To Maretime Bay? For the New Year’s?
Misty: (usure)…Yes?
Opaline: (sighs) I don’t know what you fascinate with those “holidays”. They’re a worthless pastime for ponies to forget what’s most important: the power of magic!
Misty frowned in defeat.
Opaline: However…you have behaved ever since your…failure, so I will allow it, but ONLY this once, and you are not allowed near the Theater for the next two films, remember?
Misty: Y-Yes, I do remember. I-I-I won’t go near the Theater, I promise!
Opaline: Good. That’s good. Obedience is rewarded, Misty. You’d do better to understand that.
Misty: Uhuh, uhuh! I u-understand. Bye, Opaline!
Opaline: (bored) Goodbye, Misty. See you later.
Misty didn’t listen much to Opaline, she was too excited to be leaving the castle. In her haste, she had forgotten her mirror-locket, though neither noticed the little slip-up.
Soon enough, Misty arrived in the crowded streets. She decided to check out the market. There were plenty of stalls with ponies selling all kinds of knick-knacks, from prop vehicles to homemade jewelry.
One stall in particular caught her attention. A unicorn stallion was selling a variety of lamps, desk or otherwise. Misty then noticed a small desk-lamp:
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Stallion: I see Luxo’s caught your attention.
Misty: (startled) O-Oh!
Stallion: Sorry, ma’am. I didn’t mean to startle you.
Misty: N-No, it’s alright. W-Wait, did you say Luxo?
Stallion: Yep-a roonie! Luxo Jr. is its name! It helps to name all the lamps, that way they won’t jinx me with their…(shivers)…angry lights, or worse!
Misty: Uh…w-well, could…could I have Luxo Jr.?
Stallion: Sure ya can! For…say, twenty-five?
Misty: Oh…um…well, the thing is—
Izzy: Hi, Misty!
Misty: AAH!!
Izzy: Oh! Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you! What are you doing? Are you trying to buy a new lamp but don’t have enough money?
Misty: (sheepish) Um…yes?
Izzy: No worries! I got ya! Here you go, Lights!
Lights: Thank you, Izzy. (to Misty) Now, miss: remember to always turn off your light before you go to bed, otherwise your lamp will always shine on you and you’ll never again sleep for as long as you live~!
Crickets.
Misty: Uh…
Izzy: It’s alright, Misty!
Misty: So…should I pay you back, or…
Izzy: (chuckles) Don’t worry about it! It was a favor between friends! Your happiness is all I need!
Misty: Oh. W-Well, if you say so.
Izzy: Glad I could help! I’m gonna go get a smoothie! Wanna come?
Misty: Uh…sure?
Izzy: Yay! C’mon, I know a secret how to beat the crowds!
Except when they got to the stand, there was already a crowd, only it was gathered around the stand instead of in a line and going “Oooh!” and “Aah!” at anything but the stand.
Sunny: Izzy! Misty!
Izzy: Hi, Sunny! We see that you have a cluster instead of a line!
Sunny: I know! The crowd really loves Red’s tricks!
Misty: Who’s Red?
Izzy: He’s a unicycle I unicycled out of the garbage back on Nightmare Night! He’s really good at juggling balls! Wait, he’s not good! He’s fantastic!
Misty craned her neck around the crowd and managed to pick out the source. Indeed, there was a unicycle, without a pedaler, juggling rubber balls to the amusement of the crowd.
Misty: A unicycle moving on its own?!
Izzy: I know right?! He’s really good! The best I’ve ever seen!
Opaline was watching from her castle, unimpressed.
Opaline: A unicycling unicycle? (scoffs) Doubtless that Izzy enchanted it. It’s a basic spell, and she uses it on a unicycle? Such a waste of magic.
She turned off the viewing magic and walked away, bored.
Izzy: Come on! If we hurry, we can make it in time for Pipp’s New Year concert!
They rushed over to the gathered crowd before the stage, Pipp just about ready for the performance.
Pipp: Happy New Year, everypony! Here’s a song just for the holiday for all of you~!
Audience: Yeah!
As Pipp was warming up for her new song, suddenly the siren bells rang around town announcing the newest film from the Cinema.
Ponies: MOVIE!!
In the confusion of the crowd, Misty got swept up in the ensuing galloping towards the cinema. She didn’t think about Opaline above the noise, and when she remembered she was already far out of Maretime Bay. She also remembered how Opaline’s influence did not stretch out that far enough, and she had forgotten her locket.
Izzy: ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE MOVIE, MISTY?!! BECAUSE I AM!!!
Misty had no choice, and she really wanted to see the movie.
Misty: YEAH!! I GUESS I AM!!
In any case, so long as she paid for her ticket, anything else was not my business.
Me: Good afternoon on this New Year, everyone. This next film you’re about to watch will be… a little bit different than what you’re used to. Who here likes fairy tales?
Nearly every hoof was raised.
Me: I thought so. So, this film will harken back to those fairy tales of yore, but not exactly at the same time. I’ll let you find out for yourselves. Sit back, relax, and enjoy—in a collaboration with Dreamworks Pictures: Cinematic Adventures: Shrek!
I then sat down next to the Mane Five and Red and Tinny.
Tinny: Hey, is that Sprout?
Hitch: Yes it is.
Tinny: Hmm…hehehee! (plays instruments)
Sprout looked over, noticing the smirking toy, going pale and wide-eyed.
Tinny: Hello~, Sprout!
Sprout: AHH!! DEMON TOY!! (dives underneath Phyllis’ table) Save me, Mommy! The demon toy has returned to eat me!
Phyllis, along with Haven and Alphabittle, looked over to see Tinny next to Red. He waved friendly, saying hello.
Phyllis: (sighs) Oh, sugarcube.
Alphabittle: What is there to be scared about a toy, especially that one? I like its aesthetic.
Haven: It certainly is. It reminds me of a toy I had when I was younger. (smiles nostalgically) I have many fond memories of that toy.
Me: Roll film!
I read along with the voice.
Me: (in a Scottish accent) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love and true love’s first kiss…
Pipp: Aw, I love fairy tales!
Pipp: What the—Hey!
Me: (with Shrek) Hehehe, like that’s ever gonna happen! What a load ‘a—
Me: Some—
Me: —body once told me the world is gonna roll me!
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she-hed!
Zipp: So this is a musical?
Me: Not exactly.
Haven: Goodness! Is this our…Shrek? An ogre living in a swamp?
Alphabittle: Seems that way.
Me: She was lookin’ kinda dumb
with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an L on her forehead!
Me: Well, the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin!
Fed to the rules, gonna hit the ground runnin’!
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun,
your brain gets smart while your head gets dumb!
Me: So much to do, so much to see,
So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets?
You’ll never know if you don’t go.
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.
Pipp: I’m loving this song already!
Tinny: It’s…different than what I expected.
Zipp: That might have been the point.
Haven: This is disgusting! Why are we watching all of this?
Alphabittle: Probably to show us the kind of…character Shrek is. A carefree orge who likes nasty things.
Unicorns: Seven years bad luck!
Zipp: (unamused) You too?
Hitch: You guys have that same superstition too?
Me: Hey now, you’re an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
Haven: Goodness. Is this…humor meant to be funny?
Alphabittle: I don’t know. Maybe it’ll get better.
Haven: Well, it appears our PlymouthFury is loving this movie so far, more so than the rest of us.
Me: All that glitters is go~old!
Only shootin’ stars~ break the mo~old!
Me: It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
Izzy: Hey! What’d that slug ever do to you?
Hitch: I’m trying to figure out what these names that keep appearing mean.
Pipp: Oh! They’re the lead actors!
Izzy: Oh~!
Sunny: That makes sense.
Tinny: Some of those names ring a bell.
Red: (thoughts) Very funny.
Me: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim
My world’s on fire, how about yours?
That’s the way I like it and I never get bored
Haven: Why must he paint so many signs?
Alphabittle: Maybe he prefers being left alone.
Izzy: (gasps) He has no friends?!
Red: (thoughts) He doesn’t look bothered at being alone.
Me: Hey now, you’re an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars~ break the mo~old
Hitch: Uh oh.
Zipp: I guess not everyone likes Shrek.
Me: Hey now, you’re an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars~ break the mo~old
Tinny: You sing nicely.
Me: Thank you, Tinny. I grew up watching this movie as a kid. (brags) I know it inside out, at least without any Equestrian interference.
Sunny: Oh, dear!
Me: (with Villager One) Think it’s in there? (with Villager Two) All right. Let’s get it!
Me: (with Villager Three) Whoa! Hold on! Do you know what that thing can do to you? (with Villager Four) Yeah, it’ll grind your bones for its bread.
Me: (with Shrek) Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant.
Izzy: You’re so good at this! It’s like I can’t tell the difference! How do you do it?
Me: Years of experience in theater performances.
Me: (with Shrek) Now, ogres, oh they’re much worse. They’ll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They’ll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
Alphabittle: Hahaha, I knew I liked this guy!
Phyllis: Is he supposed to be scary?
Haven: He is to them.
Me: (with Shrek) Actually, it’s quite good on toast— (with Villager) Back! Back, beast!
Me: (cont.) Back! I warn ya!
Zipp: I think he likes doing this. It’s kinda funny to watch.
Me: (with Villager) Right…
Sunny: Now what?
Sprout: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Foals: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Pipp: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Izzy: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!!!
I just sat back and calmly ate my popcorn with an amused grin on my face.
Pipp: Are we done? Can we stop screaming?
Zipp: Yes! Gah, I always forget my earplugs.
Alphabittle: That Pipp sure can scream.
Tinny: Still, I don’t feel scared by Shrek. I think he enjoys doing this.
Me: (with Shrek) This is the part where you run away…
Sunny: Okay, that was funny.
Posey: All he wants to do is be left alone. He’s just…(chuckles) very creative at going about it.
Me: (with Shrek) And stay out!
Me: (with Shrek) Wanted. Fairytale creatures?
Sunny: What? Wanted?
Pipp: They were gonna capture him and sell him for a bounty?!
Hitch: Who put those up?! I demand an answer!
Me: You know, something about all this seems to be ironic considering the recent history of this land. But that’s just me.
Me: I have a feeling I know precisely where our Equestrian heroes will appear. And that’s not all: another old enemy will be making an appearance.
Sunny: Who?
Me: Tirek.
Izzy: Tirek?! That’s…who is that again?
Me: He’s a giant red centaur with black and gold beady eyes with a long white beard who can siphon magic from ponies to gain strength. Not only is he strong, he’s also cunning and manipulative with spectacular charisma. (to Myself) A far more interesting antagonist than Opaline will ever be.
Zipp: A centaur that can steal magic from ponies? (breathes)
Misty: Tirek? I know that name, but I don’t remember Opaline ever telling me about him.
Me: We’ll just have to wait and see what happens next.
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I agree one hundred percent, do people think it’s easy to do an entire movie beat for beat, that involves a lot of memorizing! That’s why I like these kind of fanfics, they’re underrated and underappreciated y
YES!! I was hoping for a Cinematic Adventures of Shrek :)
I personally can't wait to see the interactions between Pinkie Pie and Donkey :)
Let’s ggggoooooooooo XD, didn’t think the Shrek adventure would start this early, so excited woot woot
First of all, happy New Year! And second, we seem to be off on a good start already. What the heck is Tirek gonna do in the world of Shrek?
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Me: *teleporting in front of the group with a scary glare* If either of you even lay one claw or half on Sonata… *mane goes a blaze* I’LL TARE OFF YOUR *beep* AND SHOVE EMM RIGHT UP YOUR *beepbeepbeepbeep* WITH *beepbeep* IN THE *beepbeepbeep* HAND *beepbeepbeepbeep* MORE *beepbeepbeepbeep* SO THEN YOU’LL HAVE TO *beep* SIDEWAYS!!!!!! …..*beep*
Meanwhile, in the human world
Sitting outside a cafe, at a table, Wallflower Blush and Juniper Montage were busy conversing.
Juniper Montage: “So, I was talking with Vignette Valencia the other day, and she was all about another of her B.Y.B.B. Thing. I want to be better, yeah. But I’m not exactly onboard with the whole…wizard kung fu…deal. It’s kinda…chaotic.”
Wallflower Blush: “Even more chaotic with everything we’ve seen and experienced in our lives?”
Juniper Montage: “Hmmm. Touché.”
Wallflower Blush: “Why do these things always happen to us? Why couldn’t we just have normal lives?”
Juniper Montage: “Yeah. I asked myself that question almost everyday. I mean…it’s not like we asked the universe to send us to places like Misthaven, Westeros, or Essos, and risking our lives to fight otherworldly battles…”
Wallflower Blush: “Nope.”
Juniper Montage: “Or even having living cartoon characters coming from other worlds to ours.”
Wallflower Blush: (Shaking her head) “Uh-uh…”
Juniper Montage: “I’ve talked about this with Sunset Shimmer. Human!Sunset Shimmer the other day and…she thinks it’s destiny.”
Wallflower Blush: “Destiny she says?”
Juniper Montage: “From her mouth to my ears! Which is lot more sensible than what Pinkie Pie would say…”
Wallflower Blush: (Groan and pinching her temples) “Not the puppet talk again…”
Juniper Montage: (Shrugging) “That’s Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie…All her talks about beings from another world, and how we’re just serving our purposes to entertain them on a little show…it’s random.”
Wallflower Blush: “Oy vey…”
Juniper Montage: “I mean…the Cinematic Adventure is one thing…And we happen to have connections with a kooky draconequus to show for it…but the thought of someone else…maybe millions of others out there in the Multiverse…watching us, for their amusements…at our own expense…” (Widens her eyes) “That keeps me up all night! Like I could never take a shower the same way again!” (Blushes a shade of pink) “And let’s not even mention the things I wear!”
Wallflower Blush: (Blushes an even intensive shade of red) “Uh…Can we just change topic? This is very uncomfortable!”
Juniper Montage: (Blushes) “Sure. Sorry.” (Clears her throat) “What were you asking?”
Wallflower Blush: (Sighs) “I was asking why we couldn’t have normal lives, like other people in the world?”
Juniper Montage: “Oh. Right…Um.” (Ponders) “Y’know, Wallflower…I’m afraid that after everything…there’s no such thing as normal…”
Wallflower Blush: “What do you mean?”
Juniper Montage: “We’re each one of a kind! That’s what. You like to garden, I like filming! You’re crazy good of going undercover and I’m good at speaking in general public!”
Wallflower Blush: (Smiles) “Got that right…” (Frowns sadly) “So, I guess even before Sunset Shimmer — Pony!Sunset Shimmer — came into our lives…we’ve never been normal to begin with…”
Juniper Montage: “And that’s a good thing! Like uncle says, it’s better being abnormal than being boring.”
Wallflower Blush: “Right…So, how is he? How’s your uncle, Canter Zoom?”
Juniper Montage: “Oh, he’s doing great! He and his crew are making another movie and…it should be done in time for the premiere in two more months.”
Wallflower Blush: “That’s progress. And is he going to let you back on set? I know the two of you haven’t spoken much since…”
Juniper Montage: “Uh…well…”
Wallflower Blush: (Cringing) “That bad?”
Juniper Montage: “Actually, I haven’t talked to him about it. I don’t want to push my luck of ever getting back on set. Honestly, I think it’s for the best to just leave the past where it is…”
Wallflower Blush: “Fair enough…”
Juniper Montage: “Besides, the less time I have with him means more time to spend with my best friend. Right?”
Wallflower Blush: (Smiles) “Aw, you didn’t have to do that, Juniper. But thanks…”
Juniper Montage: (Smiles back) “So bestie? How’re you and Slappy doing?”
Wallflower Blush: “Oh, he’s Slappy. That little rascal of a Demiguise just can’t stop slapping people enough for one day…”
Juniper Montage: (Shakes her head) “There’s just something wrong with that…monkey… sloth…thing, or whatever.”
Wallflower Blush: “That’s just Slappy. Though, he has been acting antsy than usual, lately…I wish I could understand him more.”
Juniper Montage: “Well, I’m no magical creature. But I have read in Newt Scamander’s book on Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and it says that Demiguise can see the future.”
Wallflower Blush: “Really? Then I wonder how our future is looking? Like will we ever see Sunset again?”
Juniper Montage: (Shrugs) “Like I would know…” (Looks at Wallflower in sympathy) “I know. We all miss her.”
Wallflower Blush: “I’m sorry I ever brought her up…”
Juniper Montage: “Hey, it’s okay. I know. We were all good friends with her. The same with the Rainbooms. But then, some crazy stuff happened, one after another and…”
Wallflower Blush: “…now she’s in another galaxy, far, far away…”
Juniper Montage: “…Well, at least we have our own Sunset Shimmer. Human! Sunset Shimmer…”
Wallflower Blush: “But…she’s not the same…”
Juniper Montage: “But…it’s still her.”
Wallflower Blush: “Hey! Don’t get me wrong! I’m glad to have met Human!Sunset Shimmer! But…I don’t know. Maybe it’s my fault. I don’t want to feel like we’re replacing her…and I don’t want her to feel that either…It’s just…I don’t know…y’know?”
Juniper Montage: “I know. But…we’ll figure it out.”
At that very moment, an owl came flying and landed on the table of the two girls, with a letter in its beak.
Wallflower Blush: (Takes the letter from the owl) “Huh. Wasn’t expecting mail from an owl. But if Pinkie were here…she’d say, ‘air mail.’”
Juniper Montage: “What is it? A letter from Hogwarts?” (Gasps in excitement) “Is it Cho Chang?! Oh please! Please, please, be Cho!”
Wallflower Blush: “Sorry, Juniper. It’s not Cho Chang, or Hogwarts…it’s Discord.”
Juniper Montage: (Cringing) “Oh…him again? What does he want this time?”
Wallflower Blush: (Reading) “He says…”
Dear Wallflower and Juniper,
It just occurred to me that you two have been WAY overdue for a time in the spotlight in the Cinematic Adventure. Just the two of you! So…bring the gracious and generous Master of Chaos that I am, I have taken the liberty of bringing you two in another adventure, by yours truly.
And here, you two will get to meet a brand new friend!
Juniper Montage: (Sarcasm) “Oh joy.”
Wallflower Blush: (Sarcasm) “What Cinematic Adventure are we in for this time?”
Without warning, there was a flash of light from the letter and both girls were sucked into the vortex.
Both: (Falling through the vortex) “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”
This. Is gonna be fun. I can feel it.
And now, a word from Alastor and Angle Dust
This has been a word from Alastor and Angle Dust
Good start so far, I wonder what'll happen next!
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Looking, forward to seeing what plans you have with the both of them
Keep up the amazing job Phantom!
It should be kind of obvious rarity is not going to love this swamp..........at all.
Discord' Theater
Dodger and I were working at the theater just keeping the place neatly in order when the next adventure begins. Zatanna is here also, she came back from Gotham just yesterday and told us about the clean-up the city had.
It's still full of crime but the people are sleeping more peacefully now. Then suddenly two hooded figures walked inside.
Hooded man 1: " What a tacky theater, I've honestly never seen one so outdated."
Hooded man 2: Ha, this is nothing. Back home we have theaters with actual bowling allies and big arcades you can win prizes, some even serve your meals.
I walked from behind the counter to greet our rather rude guest.
Myself: Greetings gentlemen, welcome..."
One interrupted me.
Hooded man 2: "And what do we have here? Two wizards from the Wizarding world and. ( Looking at Zatanna) Oh! Zatanna Zatrar from DC, a pleasure my lady."
Zatanna felt uncomfortable with the man's greeting but replied politely.
Zatanna: Ah...Well, thank you, may we ask why you're here? The theater isn't open to the public at the moment.
Hooded man 1: " Yes, we know but we are on expectation with the boss. We need to check the electronics, sound, and vision of the cameras upstairs.
Dodger jumps in and says.
Dodger: " Really? Well, I'm head of security and I wasn't notified, show me some papers and I'll check them."
Hooded man 1 looked to 2 and nodded. 2 then walked toward Dodger and placed his hand in his pocket to pull out these supposed papers but then he grabs Dodger's hand.
He spun behind him and with his other hand poked his fingertips rapidly at Dodger's back making him fall stiffly and painfully.
1 then jumped forward and placed his hand at his mouth only what came out was a breath of fire aimed at Zatanna.
Myself: " Zee, get down."
I screamed pushing Zatanna out of the way, just missing the blast myself, the man jumps again this time doing a spiral kick that shoots another fire blast from his shoes.
Silver Shill: "Ahh! Fire! Fire! FIRE!"
Myself ( in thought): ' Wait a minute, that fighting stance and the sudden fire. He's a Firebender and the other guy with how he knocked out Dodger. He's a Chi-Blocker!'
I pulled out my two wands and dual the two, the chi-blocker kept dodging with jumps and spins while the Firebender matched my attacks with fire, I tried not to use any lightning because I didn't know if he was also a lightning bender too and I didn't want to find out.
Unfortunately, he was. He then put two fingers together and formed a circle creating a charge of lightning, he then shot the bolt at first my direction then slightly changed it to hit Zatanna right on the arm, and she screamed in pain.
Myself: " Zee!"
In that distraction, the Chi-Blocker jumped from behind and paralyzed me too.
Dodger: " I can't move, what did you do?"
Hooded man 2: " Oh don't worry the effects will wear off in a few minutes."
I whistled for Fluffy but the Chi-Blocler placed his hand on my mouth and said.
Hooded man 2: "Sorry but if that's for your Cerberus out back he's currently tuckered out at the moment. Who knew a little flute could knock a big thing out like a light..... Eww, what are you? Four years old!"
He said that because I liked his hand while it was on my mouth.
A few moments later the two had entered the theater room and Zatanna was holding me as Dodger and myself were starting to recover, she was still in pain but she pulled through, just then.
Meanwhile, the Mane Six and Spike continued their fight against the knights. Tag team action commenced with Rainbow Dash and Applejack deliver a series of hard-hitting bucks and strong-style punches. The combination left the targeted knights either flat out cold or screaming while flailing about in the air. In unison, Rarity and Twilight blasted a majority of the knights about with their magic sending them back while a few others started to run away.
Spike spat flames, roasting a majority of the knights. Thankfully, the armor prevented them from burning to death. But those caught in the blast screamed like children, running back and forth with their pants flaming.
Pinkie threw some cupcakes toward the knights, one of whom caught it and lifted his face opening for a closer look. It was only then he saw a sparkling candle at the top and before any could react… *BOOM!!!* the cupcakes exploded, sending the knights blasting out of their armor… and leaving some spotted underwear floating toward the road.
Fluttershy used her powerful stare to immobilize and terrify the knights into submission. This act sent the remainder of the knights running for the hills or curled up in a fetal position, one of them sucking his thumb like a frightened little boy.
Eventually, our heroes had successfully pacified the majority of the knights, the rest managing to escape the area.
Finally able to move Dodger got up and head toward us I immediately said.
Myself: " No, I'll take care of her. Go help the others put out the fires."
I took a look at her arm and it was fortunate to be a slight burn nothing I couldn't heel.
Word got out of the attack and everyone checked to see if we were alright they saw the scare on Zatanna's arm but we promised she'd be alright. Afterward, we all gathered in the room to watch the next movie.
The mature audience covered the children's ears readying the approaching word that didn't come.
Fleck: " We were just getting to the good part."
Dodger: " Oh God an Oger, one of the most unpleasant and unsanitary creatures to walk the earth."
Myself: " They can't be that bad."
To say we were speechless was an understatement. How could one being be so gross.
Lyra: " Is he really dangerous? I get he's gross but it seems he just wants to be left alone."
Bon Bon: " That's just sad, no one should be alone all the time."
Myself: "Yeah, that true."
Audience: " AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Tubby Nugget: " Wait, they were only attacking him because he was a fairy tale creature. That's not fair, what did these fairy tale Creatures do?"
Myself: " Nothing, the person who order the hunt is hunting them down because he see them as imperfection."
Chapter one final
It's nice Sonata has work at Twilight's castle, and is the new 24/7 champion, and is very protective of that belt. Tirek had guts to stroll right into Ponyville with an army and making claim they would leave the ponies alone if they surrendered. But it was all a distraction so he could get to the theater. And now the group has followed him into this fairy-tale world where they're going to meet Shrek who lives quite an isolated life that will soon be disrupted when he meets a motormouth donkey and his home invaded by banished fairy-tale creatures.
And a Happy New Year to all!
Seems at the bad guy start with an advantage again, yet we are hitting the ground running with Shrek's introduction.
I feel sorry for Twilight. Between her friendship princess duties and film adventures, the poor thing has no time to relax. And even less if she also has to deal with a self-centered and power-hungry centaur and his army (who knows where he got it from). The good thing is that thanks to her previous adventure, she and her friends have the experience and strength to defeat a hundred men by themselves. The bad thing is that it was all a distraction, and Tirek has traveled to another world to look for Celestia knows what. They should improve the security of the Discord theater.
At least, this adventure will be in a more pleasant environment for Las Mane 6 and Spike, because in this world it is not uncommon to see creatures like them. Although, as we have seen in the introduction, they may have to escape from certain bounty hunters as soon as they arrive.
It's one of my favorite intros. The music, the humor and the presentation of the character. This film may be seen as a parody of fairy tales, but for me it is a revolutionary story that introduces us to a totally unexpected hero: Shrek the ogre. At the moment, we see that he is a guy who likes solitude, although the others don't want to be with him either. Since the age of 7? Poor guy.
After scaring those villagers away, Shrek thinks he'll be able to have some peace and quiet for a while, but he has no idea of the adventure ahead...or the particular companions he's going to meet with it.
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I agree with you on that my friend. But I'm going to love the interactions between Pinkie Pie and Donkey.
Why are there so many people rp’ing and posting mini fics in this comments section?
Loving this
It's starting!
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Hey, Go for it! Love that Song!
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An adventure with Juniper and Wallflower? This is gonna be fun!
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My hoof pops out
Me: An excellent point!
Gilda: Shut up!
When the next chapter come??!!
Meanwhile, back in Ponyville
After everybody got settled down...well...most of everyone...
After being notified about the recent attack, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Storm Shield, along with their entire army of guards arrived in Ponyville to set up defense. Only it seems...
Storm Shield: (Sees Grubber hammering some stuff) "Uh...excuse me, Mr. Honey Badger?"
Grubber: (To Storm Shield) "I'm a hedgehog you fool!"
Storm Shield: (To Grubber) "Okay, okay. Yeesh! I'm sorry. But...might I ask, what are you doing?"
Grubber: (To Storm Shield) "Well, I thought it's pretty obvious..." (Munches on a taco) "I need more tacos and set the tiger trap to catch Sonata Dusk! Now if you don't mind. I'm kinda busy." (Resumes setting up his trap)
Storm Shield: (Rolls his eyes) "Gold fevers..."
Grubber: (Glares at Storm Shield) "Lousy OC." (Sees the taco he was using as bait) "Ugh. Where's a guy got to go to get more ta–COOOOOOOOS?" (Accidentally trips up his own trap)
*Cartoon Crash SFX*
Grubber: "Ooh...my legs...Hey! Some nachos!"
Meanwhile, somewhere else in Ponyville, hiding behind a wall of flour sacks, Tempest Shadow was looking through a pair of binoculars, when Shining Armor came up to her.
Shining Armor: (To Tempest Shadow) "Tempest. Status report."
Tempest Shadow: (To Shining Armor) "Our friends gave those knights an old fashioned butt whoop. They're resting, and recovering for another attack."
Shining Armor: "I see. Keep an eye on them, Tempest. And alert me if they're ready for another attack...I'm going to set up my shield." (Tempest Shadow nodded as Shining Armor took his leave to work his magic.
Storm Shield: (To Shining Armor) "That's all well and good. But even a shield spell won't stop an entire army of dark warriors..."
Shining Armor: (To Storm Shield) "That's why we have guards. Each and everyone of them trained by yours truly."
Princess Cadence: (Walks up with Flurry Heart) "And in case they ever break through the shield like before, that's why we're here."
Flurry Heart: "Although...something tells me we need to be more worried about what's inside, than outside."
Shining Armor: (To Flurry Heart) "Why's that, Flurry?" (Flurry Heart points to some dragons and griffons, who ransacking all of Ponyville, looking for Sonata Dusk) "Oh, Faust help us..."
Random Dude: "Me precious! ME WANTS IT! Where's me precious?!"
Meanwhile, hiding inside Princess Twilight's Castle, Sonata Dusk was curdling up in a fetal position, while holding onto her 24/7 Championship Belt.
Sonata Dusk: (Sweating) "It's gonna be fine! For realsies! Like Princess Twilight said...this is safe haven! It's like Fort Knox! Nobody will even know I'm here and..."
Discord: "HEY EVERYONE!!! SONATA'S IN THE CASTLE!!!"
Sonata Dusk: "Yipe!" (Feels the floor shaking as an entire stampede of greedy creatures with gold fevers on their made stormed the castle)
Gold fever mob: (Banging on the door) "GET THE BELT! GET THE BELT!!!"
Random Dude: "TIP THE COW!"
With that, the mobs tipped a minotaur and proceeded to use him as a battering ram.
Gold fever mob: "HEAVE! HO!" (Rams the minotaur into the doors) "HEAVE! HO!" (Repeat) "HEAVE! HO!" (Repeat) "HEAVE! HO!"
Sonata Dusk: "I have to get out of here!" (Escapes with the belt)
At Discord's Theater
(Where almost everyone are...sane
Apple Bloom: "I wonder where Applejack and our friends have gone to now?"
Scootaloo: "Wherever it is, Tirek can't be too far."
Sweetie Belle: "Well, whatever's happening, it's starting soon! Look!"
Shrek Opening
Capper Dapperpaws: "Hmmmm. Dreamworks?" (To Princess Luna) "Isn't that your kind of business, your majesty?"
Princess Luna: (To Capper) "Hmmmm. What do you think?"
Fillies: "AWWWWW!!!"
Colts: "Bleeeeech!"
Ember: (To Stone Cold Steve Austin) "You dragged me in here against my will from hunting a 24/7 Belt for this?"
Smolder: (Rolls her eyes) "Oh sure. Classic stereotype. Dragons used as guard dogs to protect treasures and keep damsel-in-distress hostages...just because we're bad."
Gabby: (To Smolder) "Well, to be fair, you do have a reputation when it comes to gold and–"
Garble: (Bursts through the theater wall) "Did somebody say GOLD?!" *Hic* "Where?! Where's the moola?!"
Discord: "Will you gold crazed fevers STOP BREAKING DOWN MY WALLS?! Phantom's gonna have to FIX all this..."
...And I'm still tied up...
Sweetie Belle: "That's awful!"
Steven Magnet: "OH! THE TRAGEDY!!!" (Bawls like a baby and picks up Cranky Doodle Donkey to blow his nose, before realizing too late) "Oops! Sorry Cranky..."
Thorax: "That sounds–"
Thorax: "Uh...what?"
Pharynx: "What just happened?"
Ember: "Sounds like somebody who agrees with me..."
Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Ember: "Huh. This is my kind of jam!"
Smolder: (Snaps her fingers) "Mine too!"
Apple Bloom: "Uh...that looks...cozy?"
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
Some of the patrons in the theaters were rather put-off by what they were seeing.
Capper Dapperpaw: (Cringing) "I've heard of mud bath...but that's just...wrong..."
Sweetie Belle: (Green face) "I think I'm gonna be sick..."
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
Thorax: "Whatever that mirror was...rest in peace..."
Pharynx: (To Thorax) "You mean in pieces..."
Princess Skystar: "EW!"
Silverstream: "Ugh!"
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Gallus: "I think I just lost my appetite for fishes..." (Silverstream looks at Gallus questionably) "Uh, fishes that I eat, I mean." (Silverstream smiled in relief, with a flirtatious raised eyebrow)
Audience: "EW!"
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Mayor Mare: "Reminds me of the angry mob we've got going in this town... All in hot-pursuit of one of our new residence's belt."
Pharynx: (To Mayor Mare) "Which was rightfully MINE."
Thorax: (To Pharynx) "Let it go, Pharynx..."
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Sweetie Belle: (Covers her eyes) "I don't want to look..."
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Gallus: "If his face doesn't kill you first..."
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Marble Pie: "Mmm-hmmm."
Audience: *GASPS*
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Sugar Belle: (To Big Mac, in shock) "Big Mac!"
Big Mac: (Quickly remembers the context) "Oh. Right..."
Big Mac: "Nope."
They ain't the only ones screaming. Everyone in the theater were all scared silly.
Audience: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Shining Armor: (Breaks down the doors) "What's going on in here?!" (Sees what the commotion was all about) "Oh."
Granny Smith: "OH!" (Clutches her chest) "There goes the old ticker..."
Eric Bischoff: "I need a new pair of pants..."
Shining Armor: "With all the screaming, I thought you were all under attack!"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "My three words to Pinkie Pie..."
Matilda: (To Cranky) "Oh honey. If it weren't for Pinkie Pie, then we wouldn't have found each other."
Cranky Doodle Donkey: (Chuckles) "Well, that's one thing she did that I'm eternally grateful for..."
Sweetie Belle: "Wait, what?! A wanted poster for Fairytale Creatures? As in...someone wants to hunt down all those cute and adorable characters we've read about in fairytales?"
Scootaloo: (To Sweetie Belle) "Or even the ones that Pinkie Pie made a parody off of, in her Pinkie Tales?"
Princess Celestia: "How awful!"
Princess Cadence: "Who would do such a thing to those creatures?"
Flurry Heart: "Well, whoever they are, I'm sure Auntie Twilight will put an end to it!"
Queen Novo: "Phew! After all that excitement, I would like to have the Discord Special Potato Salad with everything please."
Silver Shill: (To Mina in the kitchen) "Mina! We need more potato salad!"
Mina: (To Silver Shill) "Coming right up!" (Picks up a tray of potato salad) "Oof! This is...heavier than...usual..." (Falls to the floor, spilling the potato salad, revealing that Sonata was hiding in it)
Queen Novo: (Annoyed) "When I said I wanted everything on my Potato Salad...I didn't mean a siren!"
Silver Shill: (To Sonata) "Sonata, what are you doing in there?"
Sonata Dusk: (To Silver Shill) "PLEASE! Let me hide in here! Please, I'm begging you!"
Mina: (To Sonata) "Don't tell me. Angry mobs with gold fever are hunting you down."
Sonata Dusk: (To Mina) "Yup."
Mina: "Resisting taco baits?"
Sonata Dusk: (Shrugging) "For realsies." (Her nose suddenly twitches and she sees...)
DESSERT TACO
*Hallelujah SFX*
What Sonata failed to notice was that the dessert tacos is tied to a string. She proceeded to chase after the taco, with Silver Shill and Mina struggling to hold her back.
Silver Shill: "Sonata! NO! Sonata! DON'T–"
Sonata Dusk: (Grabs the dessert taco) "GOTCHA!" (Was about to eat it, when–)
*Splat SFX*
Sonata Dusk: "Oh no..."
Random Dragon: "Mine!"
Sonata Dusk finds herself in the middle of Ponyville, surrounded by every greedy dragons, griffons, and ponies...EVERYONE with Gold Fevers all have eyes on her...belt.
Mina: (To Sonata) "Okay. Don't make any sudden move...drop the taco, if you want to live."
Sonata Dusk: (To Mina) "Drop the taco? Why would I do that? That's like Aria murdering my tacos back in Gotham City all over again..."
Random Griffon: "Mine!"
Silver Shill: (To Sonata) "Which do you prefer? The taco? Or the belt?"
Random unicorn: "Bing-bong!"
Sonata Dusk: (To Silver Shill) "I choose both! The taco and my belt!"
Silver Shill: (To Sonata) "No! You can't choose that! It's gotta be one or the other! The taco? Or the belt?"
Sonata Dusk: (To Silver Shill) "I choose both!" (About to put her tongue on the dessert taco)
Mina: (To Sonata) "Sonata! Don't you dare–"
Sonata Dusk: (To Mina) "BUT HE'S SO TASTY!" (Proceeds to gobble up the taco...and gets pulled in) "WHAAAAA–"
And the mob attacked.
Greedy angry mob: "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!" *HIC* "BING-BONG!"
Sonata Dusk: (In the clutches of the mobs, who threatened to pull her apart) "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Thankfully, Sonata was saved by the timely arrival of Isabelle, who fished Sonata free from the mob, and somehow managed to hold onto her 24/7 Championship Belt. Together, Sonata ran with Silver Shill, Mina, and Isabelle to escape the mob.
Sonata Dusk: "EVERY SIREN AND BELT FOR THEMSELVES!!!"
Dragons and Griffons: "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
Trixie: "BING-BONG!"
Crazy Steve: "YOU ATE MY ENCHILADA!!!!"