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Head of Common Mockery

Heyo! I am the Head of Common Mockery. I write whatever ideas for fics I come up with.

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What’s been going on · 2:37am Aug 29th, 2018

I know that there’s some of you not wondering what’s going on with my story Hellish Hate. Well,it’s got a new cover art. And I’m still working on it, but I’m also fighting getting chaptered out of the U.S. Army, so that’s happening.

In other news, I’ve got dating profiles on two separate sites. If you’re interested, you can PM me for a link. In case you’d like a relationship with a ‘meh’ fan fic writer.

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I get how it could come off as cartoony and goofy, but all the build up made me feel. I feel like the story could’ve gone in the direction that would’ve tugged on peoples’ heartstrings, and I can’t remember any recent stories that do that. I’ll read porn because Every Man Beats His Salami Stick but I also like to feel. And feels make me nut hands-free.

Thanks for the read and the comment. Sorry you felt that way!

I had a tough choice between playing it realistic, and dealing with the horror if what the actual reality would be post such an event...

Or going goofy contrived plot finish, which also gives Quibble a chance to rant about it all like he did in the show episode.

It's not dissimilar to how at the end of the action movie, the hero kisses the girl and the screen fades out... No one in the audience cares about the huge destruction and death left in the wake of the chaos, people hurt, lives destroyed, terror etc.

We have different reactions to violence in different realistic settings.

Some people want the simple walk off ending, some people want the in-depth follow up of PTSD and funerals etc.

Even if I did do a 'revenge' fic, it would be equally goofy...

... I’m a s3lf admitting troll. What damage do you think you’re doing other than confirm what I admit? I’m a man of memes, so whatever point you’re trying to make I don’t understand it and I don’t care. My question would be this: Why are you trying to continue a point that I thought ya wanted squashed, little miss “I’m not gonna respond to you anymore”? If you want to kill it, then don’t post back. Otherwise, who’s the bigger troll? The self-admitting troll, or the supposed “troll of trolls”?

Also, you seriously call yourself a “troll of trolls”? As if I thought your ego wasn’t big enough! This Takes The F*ckin’ Cake!!

LOL!!! Ya know, I'm not gonna clog up that user's fanfic anymore but I just wanna let you know that the fact that you take PRIDE in being that stupid....and that you used a yugioh card to try and "make yourself sound like you won some kind of debate"...LOL I can't even keep a straight face, your so pathetic its beyond hilarious!

Go ahead, delete this comment, I could care less! In fact, I HOPE YOU DO! Because then I know that you know I'm right!:rainbowlaugh:

Hell, even if YOU DON'T delete it, you know I'm right!

Honest to god, you lost any kind of debate or argument the second you replied to me. You think your all that and a bag of chips? I'm the troll's troll, I'm the person who makes the troll's like you look like the idiot/fool they are and then walks away but you, you just didn't take the hint, i mean god, your just a special snowflake ain't ya?

Gotta have the last comment to sound like your the "victor" in any kind of argument or debate.

Newflash my special snowflake: YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!

Or hell, maybe you won...I could care fucking less, I made you look like an idiot/fool you are to that ENTIRE fanfic's comment section, my work is done. :rainbowwild:

And to add insult to injury, I've already told the author to delete all our comments so its as if it "never happened".

Be happy, no one else will see how much of an idiot you made yourself be once those comments are gone! I've done you a favor!:ajsmug:

But I'll remember...

And so will you...


Love your problems file pic:rainbowlaugh:

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