This story is a sequel to Cinematic Adventures: Ice Age
The Mane Six and Spike, along with the Young Six and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. return to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for a second year of schooling. They will reunite once more with Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger for an epic and mysterious quest as the students of Hogwarts are being petrified. Many believe the answer to this mystery lies within a long dormant chamber hidden beneath Hogwarts known as the Chamber of Secrets.
Along the way, they shall reunite with many old faces, encounter many dangerous obstacles, and uncover many shocking secrets from both the Wizarding World and Equestria.
Chapters (6)
Another magical year begins! The wand of watoomb...what knows the role IT will play?
It's time for Year 2 of Hogwarts, Everyone!!!!!
Thanks for using the poster that I created, Lord Enigma!!
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looks great!
Oooh, looks like this is the new chapter. I'm excited to see what roles us commentators will play during their adventure.
Though it is great to see her, I wonder why they didn't question her being in her human form instead of pony form. Meh, not gonna question it, considering logic tends to be thrown out of the window sometimes.
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It’s just better that she be in human form since there’s no pony form of her in Jedi robes and she wouldn’t be able to hold a lightsaber
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Aaaaah, now that makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
It’s finally here 😆😆😆🤩🤩🤩🤩👏👏👏👏
SUNNY!
I hope you two don't lose that wand Steven would be PISSEDif you did.
There’s a party here in Ponyville!
Me: “Same.”
Me: “Oh my Disney!”
MY PITCH HAS BEEN APPROVED!
Me: “PINKIE, DON’T JINX IT!”
Well…not everyone.
Discord: (Appears in a flash of light) “HA! Boom baby! Guess who’s back.” (Sees Sunset Shimmer and assumes the worst) “ALL UNITS! We have a code red!”
"CODE RED" – Genie
At this point, me and everyone who’s had to put up with Discord were least surprised this would happen.
This kept on going until all the Discords surrounded Sunset, pointing their guns at her.
Discord Soldiers: “Do not attempt to move, or we’ll be shooting ourselves!”
Me: “Discord!”
Discord: (To me) “Back off, Doc! This criminal’s got a yellow sheet as long as my arm!”
Twilight Sparkle: “Discord! That’s enough! She’s our guest!”
Big Mac: “Eeyup!”
Discord: “…Stand down men. Smoke em if you got em.” (Discord’s clones disappear, leaving only Discord himself) “If you’re that no-good criminal, Sunset Shimmer…and a guest to Spike and Gabby’s wedding… I just want to know one thing!” (Grabs Sunset by the neck of her robe)
Sunset Shimmer: “Yeah?”
Discord: “Would you like your cotton candy with or without chocolate milk?”
Me: “WHOA, WHOA, Whoa, say WHAT?!”
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Cinematic Adventures:
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Me: “Aw, right in the middle of a wedding…” (Takes out my phone) “Better call my wife and let her know.”
Discord: “HMPH! Do you know what’s insulting? I’m a legitimate professor of Hogwarts, and Princess Celestia didn’t bother to invite me? And I’m the comeback everyone demanded. I’m more charismatic. I’m smarter! I’m more overpowering! I’m suave, talented, courageous, ingenious! And absolutely handsome! And what?! THEY WELCOMED THAT BACON HEAD OVER ME?! The nerve! What’s that Gryffindor got that I don’t?”
Wonderful opening. Spike and Gabby’s wedding plans are underway, Sunset’s back, and the new semester at Hogwarts is approaching
Discord: “Yeah? Well let me tell you something bacon head. You may be a big shot in the Galaxy. But when you’re in MY SCHOOL, in MY CLASS, YOU ARE STILL MY STUDENT! Don’t expect me to award you any house points missy!”
Alright, Chamber of Secrets, my second-best Harry Potter movie.
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Second best? What was your first?
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Same here!
Discord: ”HEY!!!!!!!” (Comes running, with a tiny suitcase) “Hey wait for MEEEEEEEEE!!!! You can’t ditch me! I’m an MVP! And I’m a Hogwarts teacher!” (Opens up his own portal and goes over his list) “Let’s see. Handsome disguise. Check! 1001 pranks to play on Filch! Check! Kidnap Sunset Shimmer! Check. No, didn’t check.” (Erases Sunset’s name) “Kidnap random characters against their will and troll Mr. E. I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING!”
Sonata Dusk: (Follows Discord) “Oh Mr. Discord! Don’t forget your lunch bag!”
Discord: (To Sonata) “Helpful, Sonata. Really glad you’re reformed and taking my spotlight.” (Looks back at his list) “ARGH! I knew I was forgetting something! I have to open up my new theater, IN DIAGON ALLY! Now I have to move EVERYBODY THERE!”
Loona: “Get away from me! HELP!” (Loona comes running in with the 24/7 Championship Belt still stuck to her) “You gotta get me outta here! Those Gold Fevers are nuts!”
Gold Fevers: “MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!”
Loona: “Welp! I’m outta here!” (Jumps into Discord’s portal)
Discord: “HEY WAIT!”
Sonata: “Those guys are like seagulls! Wait for me, Loona!” (Jumps after Loona)
Gold Fevers: (Chase after Loona into the portal) “MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!”
Discord: (Breaks the fourth wall) “This ain’t Disney. But…when in doubt, do the Disney way.” (Goofy holler) “YAAAA HOO HOO HOOEY!”
Princess Celestia: (Looks at Luna) “What just happened?”
Princess Luna: (Shakes her head) “Oy, give me strength…”
Hmmm? Hey. Wasn’t that stolen by Black Cat? (Another famous role of Erica Lindbeck FYI)
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Prisoner of Azkaban.
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Me: "In color, heh, heh!"
There's a party here in Ponyville
There's excitement in the air
People pouring in from near and far
'Cause Gabby and Spike are
Gonna have a weddin'
There's a party here in Ponyville
Everybody will be there
So if you're a pauper or a shah
Do somethin' with yer hair!
You mustn't wear an outfit that's naughty
A turban that's unraveling just won't do
No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy
You're gonna look gorgeous when I get through
There's a party here in Ponyville
So I'm goin' to paint de town
If you want to see what colors are
Follow me around!
Spikr's gettin' married, and it's gonna be
The wedding of the century
My buddy's gettin' married
And you're gonna see just how much I can do!
You've heard of your safari bar mitzvahs (Aah)
You've all been to a luau or sweet sixteen (Huh)
Well, none of them compare to what this is!
The food'll be disgusting
My waistband will be busting!
There's a party here in Ponyville
And it's got us all aglow
If a street rat could've come so far
Maybe I could do it
Sure, there's nothin' to it!
There's a party here in Ponyville
But we're not sure that we'll go
For although the bride is lah-tee dah
The groom is awfully low
And now we take you down to the palace
Where everyone has celebrated all night long
Without Benefactor and all of his malice
Everybody's happy
What could possibly go wrong?
There's a party here in Ponyville
And we're gonna rob 'em blind!
While they're all munching caviar
Create a small disturbance
I'll sneak up from behind
There's a party here in Ponyville
And the loot is pourin' in!
I like this wedding stuff so far
Maybe if I'm pleasant
I'll get to keep a present
We've ordered just a few tasteful flowers
The valet, sir, will carefully park for you
The bridesmaids have been dressing for hours!
Girls, you look just lovely
And so grown-up too
There's a party here in Ponyville
Guests are filling up the room
But there's something missing yes ah hah!
Me: "WHERE IS THE GROOM?!"
Canterlot City — Equestria Girls
In their room, Wallflower Blush was finishing up the latest article of the Cinematic News for her boss, Buried Ledes a.k.a J. Pony Jameson. Meanwhile, her roomies — Juniper Montage and Medusa — came in with a box of pizza.
Juniper Montage: “Pizza’s here!”
Wallflower Blush: (To Juniper) “Just in time. I’m starving!” (Gets slapped by a certain invisible assailant) “Yeah, yeah, I know, Slappy. You’re hungry too.”
Wallflower’s pet Demiguise appeared, eagerly opening the pizza box for a slice.
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The girls and Demiguise were about to dig in, when a portal suddenly opened up and Discord’s claw poked out and pulled everyone in.
Wallflower Blush: “HEY!!!”
Medusa: “What issss the meaning of thissss?” (Gets pulled in)
Juniper Montage: “EEEEEKKKK!!!” (Tries to escape, running in mid-air even) “YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! NEVER! NEVER! I BELIEVE! I WANNA GO TO DISNEYLAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaand!”
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Ooh! Clever!
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Oooh, so this is what you meant by the comments like that. Now I get it.
Awe man, I was hoping Gabby could join them again this time, have her meet Harry and the others. But still, I'm pretty excited for his one. especially since I just saw this film when they re-released it in my home cinema three weeks ago.
Net chapter, are the Equestrians going to go to Private Drive and meet Dobby first? Or are they going to go to the Burrow first and then accompany Rion, Fred, and George to rescue Harry?
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Discord snaps his fingers and summons all the commentators from any time, any places, to the new theater he opened up in Diagon Alley.
Discord: “Welcome to THE WIZARDING WORLD!”
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Whoa, Discord? What's all this about?
A brand new year for Hogwarts is underway and our heroes couldn't be any more excited to partake in a breathtaking adventure. All the while preparations are at work for a lovely couple for what is sure to be the happiest moment of their lives. Some special guests will also be involved in this trip, including some students who had a taste of basking in their own adventure prior and a returning character who left to embark on her own ventures after the first season.
But it seems a mystery is afoot as those mysterious stallions are seeking for something hidden beyond the multiverse, one of which involves some of their allies. We hope to discover who they are as this adventure gets under way.
Something is coming
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And that our dear Spike will be his target...
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Me: “Yeah? What gives? I was—“ (I looked around to see Rain Shine, River Song, Mina, Silver Shill, Krystal, and the family pet Indominus Rex, Iris, beside me) “Y’know, Discord. My family can just walk here to your theater.”
Discord: “Ah. But not just ANY THEATER, my good man. You are all standing in DISCORD’S WIZARDING CINEMATIC ADVENTURE THEATER!!!!” (His voice echoes) “Hey! Pssst! That was your cue to turn on the lights!”
Discord clone: “Oh! Sorry boss!” (Flips on a switch)
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Discord: “TA-DA! My grand theater of all grand theater! It’s got connections to all of my theaters in Equestria! In the Galaxy! In the human world! Even in the future! In a nutshell, most of the Multiverse even! Everybody can connect together for this grand finale of Cinematic Adventure’s Season 2!”
Bugs Bunny: “Eh, what’s up, doc?” (Sees the Rainbooms) “Heya girls! Long time no see!”
One more thing:
SHAVE ADAGIO’S HAIR! SHAVE ADAGIO’S HAIR!
Say it with me everybody!
SHAVE ADAGIO’S HAIR!
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Postwar: whoa, looks great. But... Isn't it going to affect our duties as Beta commentors? Will we have to be with our assigned theatres, and be involved with the others from behind the scenes?
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Arctic:( lets out a whistle impressed seeing how big it was and hearing that it connected to all the theaters) Gotta say, Discord. You really out done yourself with this, it’s spectacular.
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SHAVE ADAGIO'S HAIR!!!
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Arctic: Post is right, we do have our duties to carry out for this.
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SHAVE ADAGIO’S HAIR!
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You'd better involve Bugs Bunny, seems he'll with the Rainbooms in this one.
Another year, another adventure. [Grabs every bag of Ruffles cheddar-and-sour cream potato chips and every bottle of root beer] LET THE GAMES BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just realized that Strange sort of does figure into magic aide of things. He's even got a Hogwarts of his owns these days with Strange Academy in the comics and pretty sure DC has something on that end too. I'm a little surprised that Sunset didn't take on a pony form when returning to Equestria. Anyways, I'm curious on how to set up for go for dropping in on Harry over at the Dursley's if at all.
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Discord: “Why thank you, Arctic! About time I got some recognition and appreciation.”
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Discord: “Well, that’s the beauty of it! This is a test run for a new concept of entertainment I’ve worked on for every grand finale of the Cinematic Adventure!”
Discord snaps his fingers and shows a whiteboard, which looks more like scribbles than a clear chart.
Discord: “Going on forward from here, instead of hosting the finale at our assigned theaters, we will all come together, here, with our audiences, to be involved behind the scenes!”
Me: (Sharing confused looks with my colleagues) “Meaning?”
Discord: “You and your audience get to make cameo appearances!”
Alright so 2 questions
1. Do you have to read all the other stories to get the context?
2. This ones less serious but more for curiosities sake. Did everything from 'Cinematic Adventures: Corpse Bride' to 'Cinematic Adventures: Ice Age' happen over the summer break?
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Postwar: Wait, so you're saying that we get to appear and sometimes interact with say, the minor stars, whilst we have to interfere unless absolutely necessary?