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This I know: cold feet and a lousy day at work and hunger can all be solved by cuddling a pony in front of a fireplace.


Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
Now with a Chinese Translation by gezhehuohu!
Now with a Russian Translation by Mordaneus: (Ponyfiction) (Ficbook)

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I was going to finish up a blog post about writing today and publish that, but someone suggested that there weren't enough stories about snuggling with ponies, and also I had a not-so-great day at work today, so here you go.

Sounds like a lovely way to end the day.

I am sooo jealous right now. And my floofy dogs are hundreds of miles away.

Now I wonder what immigration would look like to Equestria? Would you need a job or have a skill that that would be beneficial for them? The whole cutie mark thing definitely would play havoc on he job market. Still I bet having a pony to cuddle after any day would be a blast!

Speaking of Cow-Bears, it's also supposedly nice and warm inside a katamari.

"Where's the door / portal / whatever to this Universe and how the hell do I open it?! I want in!"

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Right? Pony cuddles just sound so nice.

jxj

Man, that sounds like a good day to end the day. Better than laying awake at night stressed out from school (yay!).

Cozy.

the snuggling of ponies does sound like a good time after a day of work :twilightsmile:

...(looks at cuddling scene)

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That's got to be the best pony I've ever seen. . .

Ministry of... is your universe canon with Fallout Equestria now Biscuit? :rainbowwild:

I'm just going to pretend this is a Sam and Rose story.

Dan
Dan #17 · Mar 8th, 2018 · · 1 ·

I wonder what the rates are for humans learning Equestrian vs. ponies learning English (and other human languages). As we all know, it's unamerican to learn other languages.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeAllLiveInAmerica
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4194602/Coca-Cola-airs-controversial-America-Beautiful-ad.html

It's not that Americans are too stupid or lazy. It's just that it's always their responsibility to "integrate."

Human expats in Equestria are doubtless developing a truly grotesque "Eqslish" creole.

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Great reasons, even though this story didn't need one :twilightsmile:
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Me too! :pinkiehappy:


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..who?

Great job on the feature
Its a great storry

I'm really tempted to not read his story today and just keep it as some sort of emergency feel good story for an actual lousy day.

Okay, that was stupid cute.

What I would give to have their living room.

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Why not put it on it's own bookshelf? Then you could read it now, and find it again later.
You could even call it "Emergency Feels".
BTW, stole your idea and did exactly that. God I love the internet. Plagiarism has never been so easy.

Pony huggles are great.

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Emergency feel bookshlef; in case of bad day, break the glass.

I had a relationship kinda like that once. I'll be honest I may have gotten a bit... well, it was kind of bittersweet reading this.

Texus #26 · Mar 8th, 2018 · · 1 ·

HHhhmm this maybe would make a great prologue for a story with two friends slowly being more, but not so slow that the story ends the moment they would kiss or say "I love you".
I really want to ask for a long sequel, but then of course I kind of would expect the human to be able to do something good that maybe even his pony friend would be jealous of.

Not the biggest fan of human in Equestria stories where they can do everything better for some reason. There are many possibilitys and since everything is just theory, the logic "cartoons don't get hurt so easily but humans do, doesn't even have to work like that." I always image in their cartoon world the reason why the ponies seems to be able to endure much more pain, could simply be that their stuff just doesn't hurt so much or that the humans have that anti magic thing going on and more possible ways to make the human appear less than useless.
I mean when I started at this side I started to think they were trying really hard to make them look weak, but not sure if I can still say that recently, I haven't paid enough attention or read stories with a focus on that.

I feel so objectified, mares just want us for our hands!

"Hands. Human magic, babe." [*bow chika-bowwow*]

despite the local cobbler's well-meaning efforts, the idea that feet bent was completely foreign to her.

First off, he should track down a cordwainer (who makes shoes from scratch) instead of a cobbler (who mends them)... and he might want to find one that makes boots for griffons as their feet do bend. I'm sure there are a few in Canterlot.

...after petting a bit my dog.

1) "Come on, jump right in...sounds of impact...yesss, all fours meet their target, but it was not as funny as I used to imagine it!"
2) "Come on, just not like last time! Ow ...50 kg of you is very nice, and we are equals here, but I don't think I will like to stay like this for all night ..."
3) Somewhere between (day/night) 3 and 30, really: You wake up because her horn turned out to be conductor for having shared dreams, and it turned out ponies use dream/sleep time for some mindwork too! (otherwise they had too little time for doing their own society AND helping local Nature)
4) After day 30 you are well-trained for moving away into corner of bed, because otherwise she simply will not jump in.... (based on what my dog does - he likes to use our bed, yet prefer not jump at part of it occupied by my legs...if i move legs up - he happiely curl in)

Really nice! You should do one with Foals.

Ponies are for hugging

Agreed.

You had me at the title.

She worked at a branch of the Ministry of Magic—it was actually called the Thaumatic Scrutiny Agency

Did you work a Harry Potter reference and a TSA joke into a single sentence there?

“Of course they do.” She lit her horn and after about a minute, a kettle floated in from the kitchen and onto the fire.

I am ridiculously envious of this human right now. Cuddling a fuzzy pony in front of the fireplace while she gets some hot chocolate without even getting up... :rainbowwild:

there's a spell for that

Unicorns: There's a Spell For That

“Of course there is.” I ran a finger up the spiral of her horn and gently brushed across the tip, eliciting a small shiver from her.

Good night everybody! :trollestia:

Unlike on Earth, deliveryponies would bring the food right to you. It was both weird and convenient.

Actually in Asia, there is. No extra charge either. Well, most of the time, and depending on which restaurant you wanted to get it from. xP

“Because I've got a pony to pet and scratch behind the ears.”

Aww.

Ill be in my bunk.

your SOL bits always delight me

We all need an adorable pony to hug, sometimes. I do hope that today was better for you.

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Sounds like a lovely way to end the day.

There is never not a good time to snuggle a pony, and that's a fact.

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I am sooo jealous right now. And my floofy dogs are hundreds of miles away.

:heart:
Hopefully you can reunite with them soon.

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Now I wonder what immigration would look like to Equestria? Would you need a job or have a skill that that would be beneficial for them?

I'd think so. Although they might have quite a liberal view on beneficial skills.

The whole cutie mark thing definitely would play havoc on he job market.

Yeah, I think it would. Although if you had a pony with the right mark, it would be a good bet that she'd the right mare for the job.

Still I bet having a pony to cuddle after any day would be a blast!

Oh yeah, totally.

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Speaking of Cow-Bears, it's also supposedly nice and warm inside a katamari.

Inside a katamari?

I don't know what one of those is, or how you get inside, but I'm having visions of Luke in the tauntaun. . . .

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If you find it before I do, let me know, okay?

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Man, that sounds like a good day to end the day. Better than laying awake at night stressed out from school (yay!).

I bet snuggling with a pony lowers stress levels by about 100%.

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the snuggling of ponies does sound like a good time after a day of work:twilightsmile:

I know there's plenty of times I could use it.

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Ministry of... is your universe canon with Fallout Equestria now Biscuit?:rainbowwild:

Is that what it's called in Fallout Equestria? Because if it is, that wasn't an intentional reference [it was, however, an intentional reference to Harry Potter].

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