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A planet a little too obsessed with his oceans.

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Usually hidden gems of Chiptune.

Pizza of the Year

Earth and Earth

You might not be my favorite magic horse, but I really do appreciate your character.
This is a song. Listen here. It is good.

Lowkey Reads

  • The Cipher When a colt reflects on his life, he ponders his future and where it all went wrong. by Baritone 1,035 words · 177 views
  • Remember Chaos Do you remember a time before chaos became chaos? Do you remember a time when chaos was hated by others, but loved by one? Do you remember a time when one tried to end chaos? Do you remember chaos? Because chaos remembers you. by Time-Bot3000 13,444 words · 2,105 views · 51 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Fighting Magnum talks to Sweetie Belle about bullies. by Sir Hat 1,851 words · 1,093 views · 88 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Where Princesses Go To Die Celestia and Discord have a chat about what things could have been by The Rainbow Blunderbolt 3,349 words · 972 views · 68 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Gone Twilight Sparkle must discover the fate of those lost, and return them from the light. by Baritone 5,188 words · 192 views · 9 likes · 1 dislikes

Photos from Japan

Here are some snaps from near my base:

Removed Stories

Occasionally, I remove my stories. There is a reason for every single one, and none of them are related to how much people like the stories, it's more of an organizational reason. This account is supposed to be for stories that are rated E for everyone (subject to change, but more specifically, my newer styles of writing, not my 2014(ish) writing formats.

Anyway, I'm a firm believer that even if you write something terrible, it should stay up for everyone to read. If someone doesn't like your old stuff and decides that all of your writing is trash, then they're an idiot, done and done.

That being said, welcomed to the removed stories, listed below you will find links to such stories.
The password for these stories: landocean

Equestrian Scavenger
Beyond the Crystal Empire

Fellow Adventurers

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You took the time to sit down and write this. It doesn't matter what people think, or what state it is in, be proud you put your mind to the task and satisfied a deeper need within yourself.

Be proud. Be very, very proud. You did something most people say they can't do. But look at you and them now. You're posting. You're being apart of something.

You should love writing stories even if you may not know how to continue them. Don't think that you need to stop a story permanently because of "a lack of motivation." It means you need to take a break, perhaps a step back, and think. And one day, when you feel ready, rejoin the herd.

I will never release a lot of my own stories because I feel ashamed at them. But that is their current state. Remember, there will always be a tomorrow, even if you are sad, gloomy, darkened, depressed, or in any other state of deprived happiness.

Follow the Descendant. He knows. He is a great man of an honest heart and great mind. He is by far one of the most welcoming members of this community. He kept me in here with his stories. He taught me aspects of Fimfiction etiquette essential to survival in this sometimes hellish place of the internet, and his encouraging words, debates, and blogposts plagued me throughout my years of Fimfiction. Without him, there wouldn't be a Fimfiction for me.

Qui est munus exemplar. Thank you, the Descendant.

Nostalgia Corner

Have you ever thought to yourself: "Man, I've been at this for way too long"?

Welcome to the nostalgia corner, where I ruminate on my five god damn years of being on this website. I've watched countless amounts of people come and go, and it feels good to see that we're still getting 1000+ users daily despite the state of the community.

Here's to all you olden bronies/writers/readers, and especially to the other bronies like me who were founders of the community in 2010. To those of the previous generations? Keep that streak running for many years to come.

Blegh. Nostalgia hurts.

A planet of open oceans, arduous adventures, and pretty ponies.

AKA: a planet a little too obsessed with his oceans.

Hi, my name's Geoff, though I would appreciate it if you used Odd_Shot.

Originally, I just wanted to post one-shots. However, I've come to realize that sometimes we want stories to go further than what we're given. I'm sure a lot of us can attest to this, all with the many requests for sequels to one-shots I've seen over the years.

I'm an American who has been living in Japan on American bases for over a decade, and no, as many of my friends have previously asked, I am not here because of anime, I don't even watch any.

Welcome to my world of procrastination.

Find a priority list for my writing here. Be warned that it is now out of date because I don't feel like rescheduling everything in the document, so this as good as it gets in terms of your knowledge of the future.

The Latest Expeditions

The Ongoing Travels

  • Bushkeeper A man, a mare, and blueberries. by Odd_Shot 68,840 words · 3,534 views · 470 likes · 18 dislikes
  • The White Duchess In her young days, Twilight Velvet owned a fief. by Odd_Shot 4,455 words · 100 views
  • Caravel Of simple seaponies and possessed privateers. by Odd_Shot 14,872 words · 137 views · 12 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Drinks to Dragons Life goes on, even when your friends aren't with you. by Odd_Shot 3,325 words · 43 views
  • Twilight the Great Gray Life in Golden Oaks Library was fine with one owl. Now, there's one too many. by Odd_Shot 4,475 words · 397 views · 14 likes · 0 dislikes

The Coming Adventures

  • Frozen Fallow A minotaur accidentally rediscovers the homeland of the cows. by Odd_Shot 0 words · 0 views
  • Rush Delivery In a time of need, Equestria can only look to one griffon for aid. by Odd_Shot 0 words · 0 views
  • Scribe If you're too big to write, have someone else do it for you. by Odd_Shot 0 words · 0 views

*still explosion* · 11:41pm Last Tuesday

I'm tagging Bushkeeper because nobody saw the last post, and I don't want people worrying about me not writing. I'm trying, guys. I really do want to write, but at the end of the day, it's all about whether or not my skills can be put to use. My life runs primarily on a PC, and when it doesn't work despite all known solutions, I'm not going to take it easily. Computers are stubborn, but I'm more stubborn.

Sorry about the swears, but I can't be asked to calm down and think clearly. Running on 3-6 hours of sleep for a week and working nonstop on fixing an ultimately unsolvable problem is not good for the mind.

Yeah, okay, this is officially bullshit.

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From One Ocean

  • A White Mare Celestia lands on Earth as a common Arabian mare. Without magic, speech, not knowing the language, she seeks her way home. First though, she needs to make some friends and restore her freedom. by RandomBlank 39,017 words · 8,188 views · 1,126 likes · 129 dislikes
  • A Cup of Joe Our Pony Joe runs his doughnut shop, chats with his regulars...and lives in the shadow of a memory. by The Descendant 17,431 words · 8,188 views · 912 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Zenith Once upon a time, Spike went for a walk. by The Descendant 119,245 words · 11,516 views · 971 likes · 23 dislikes
  • The Youth in the Garden The youth fought for the Union. Fluttershy tended to her garden. The two met somewhere between. by The Descendant 18,241 words · 7,919 views · 626 likes · 22 dislikes

To Another

  • The Keepers of Discord Being a statue can drive you mad, yes? by Hoopy McGee 11,445 words · 41,063 views · 5,426 likes · 78 dislikes
  • Friendship is Optimal Hasbro just released the official My Little Pony MMO, with an A.I. Princess Celestia to run it. by Iceman 38,698 words · 55,418 views · 3,170 likes · 114 dislikes
  • Dreamscape Graeme's night terrors torment him nightly, and there seems to be no way for him to overcome them. That is, until his dreams call out to the Princess of the Night herself. But, is she real? And can she actually help? by Midnight Mist 14,745 words · 3,751 views · 263 likes · 7 dislikes
  • I Come From a Land Down Under From one barren wasteland to another, less barren wasteland, an Australian IT worker finds himself stuck in the snow where nowhere to go. At least it can't get any worse... right? by Dropbear 107,437 words · 10,514 views · 1,195 likes · 38 dislikes
  • Hope and Hopelessness On a warm summer day, Princess Celestia takes a walk around Ponyville, and meets a rather strange pony. by LittleKhan 2,399 words · 6,748 views · 553 likes · 7 dislikes
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Thank you for putting "Fallout: Equestria Girls" to your "Read It Later" list, I hope you'll enjoy the story in the future :twilightsmile:

2435470 Whoops, my bad! :pinkiecrazy:

Repeats, my man.

Explanation below or here:

Glad to see that you enjoyed This Isn't War! Feedback is always appreciated!

Just rearranging bookshelves and doing some rereads. Cheers, though.

To other authors who read this and see that I've added your story to my bookshelves, any story added within the past 36 hours of this post is just rearranging. Just throwing this out there to prevent old authors from making repeated comments on here.

I appreciate the Like for The Diamond Dog's Guide to Engineering! :yay: Don't forget to check out the rest of the Observations Universe.:rainbowdetermined2:

Glad to see that you enjoyed You Can't Eat Gold! Feedback is always appreciated!

Glad you liked my story!

Don't rush it! Thanks for dropping by; looking forward to it.

Thanks for the fav on Double Vision :heart:
Next updates on sunday

Thanks for the fav for Dragon King's Rebirth I would love to know what you thought of it

Thank you for adding This Isn't War to your favorites! Feedback is always appreciated!


Thank you for favoring from biochemistry with love, may I ask what did you like most about it?

Thanks so much for the fave, and adding No to your personal favorites! I'm really glad you enjoyed what I wrote! :twilightsmile:

Oh i've had Derailed sitting in my favorites since you started writing it, I just added it to another bookshelf I have. :twistnerd:

But to answer your question, I like trains and I like HiE fics, so this one seems good enough to be reading for the time being. :twilightsmile:

Thank you for the fave on Derailed! :twilightsmile:

May I ask what you liked about it?

Oh, my bad! I never noticed your comment on my user page! :pinkiesad2:

That's a bit of a funny question, but if it pleases you so to follow me, go right on ahead!

Again, terribly sorry that I wasn't able to see your comment three weeks ago. I honestly don't know how I missed it.

Thanks for the fav.:twilightsmile:

May I follow you? :twilightsheepish:

Thanks for the favorite!

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Personal Selection

  • Caravel Of simple seaponies and possessed privateers. by Odd_Shot 14,872 words · 137 views · 12 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Bushkeeper A man, a mare, and blueberries. by Odd_Shot 68,840 words · 3,534 views · 470 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Equestrian Scavenger Twilight Sparkle awakens to a cannibalistic apocalypse. by Odd_Shot 5,302 words · 107 views
  • Soaring with Freedom The mid-fliers of the Wonderbolts deserve their respect, and Soarin will earn it for them. by Odd_Shot 2,370 words · 81 views