DAMN IT! · 8:51pm Oct 23rd, 2020

I accidentally clicked on my feed. I was SO HIGH. Several hundred thousand. All gone...

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Oct

4th

2020

Hey Mr. Fluffy · 7:45am Oct 4th, 2020

I liked corn dogs better brown than stale before you.

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Jul

22nd

2020

This warms my heart in the strangest of ways · 1:03am Jul 22nd, 2020

She did nothing wrong.

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Jul

18th

2020

You either believe in freedom of expression or you don't · 10:59pm Jul 18th, 2020

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Jul

11th

2020

What exactly did I say? · 2:25pm Jul 11th, 2020

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Jun

13th

2020

We back, boys! · 4:12pm Jun 13th, 2020

And just like that, I suddenly don't feel an all-consuming need to read fics anymore. Naturally.

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May

10th

2020

Officer Hotpants' journal, May 9th 2020 · 6:24am May 10th, 2020

Foalcon in featured this morning. Scootaloo on Whoa Nelly. This site's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The archives are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of clop. And when the drains finally gunk up, all the pony OCs will cum inflate. The accumulated filth of all their sex and vore will foam up around their waists, and all the writers & admins will look up and shout "fuck us!"... and I'll whisper "kinky."