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Officer Hotpants


Quando omni flunkus, moritati

Oct
3rd
2022

I've done it. I've cracked the loli equation. · 2:06am Oct 3rd, 2022

Confirmed with repeated testing over the last 20 minutes. I've figured out the math behind how a loli's apparent age VS her actual age works.

How to create an authentic loli with just three dice:

2d8 = apparent age.
2d8*1d20 = actual age.

This is the low fantasy equation for humans and beast people. For high fantasy, substitute the d20 with a d100 for dragons or a d50 for elves and other magical races.

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Jul
4th
2022

Happy July to everyone save one particular island · 6:54pm Jul 4th, 2022

To them, sympathies on your... many, many losses.

May
1st
2022

Happy 1st · 5:49am May 1st, 2022

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Jun
11th
2021

Shilling a tiny let's play channel that deserves more viewers · 4:11pm Jun 11th, 2021

These guys deserve a bigger audience. They're no Super Best Friends (yet) but they do good work and play some more obscure games, besides. Their Torin's Passage playthrough, for instance.

At the moment they're playing Grandia.

May
24th
2021

If you haven't been reading And Hell Followed, you really should · 3:52pm May 24th, 2021

TAnd Hell Followed
The sun hangs in the sky and it hasn't moved in nearly a month. The sounds outside are enough to make you want to never figure out why.
BaeroRemedy · 112k words  ·  1,036  35 · 9.2k views

I don't know what it is about this story but I just can't get enough.

May
2nd
2021

It's always a weird feeling to find that you've been blocked by someone you never met before · 2:04pm May 2nd, 2021

Especially when you find out while attempting to leave them a compliment.

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Apr
21st
2021

So Tittysparkles copped a ban for posting political content in her blogs · 1:06pm Apr 21st, 2021

Activating that "we can do whatever the fuck we want" clause. It's a 24 hour ban but she's been instructed not to make any further politically oriented blogs. Apparently her opinions aren't "constructive". Now if this new standard was going to be applied evenly then I'd tell you to expect a sharp drop in blogs since her blogs were scarce different from the hundreds of others but... well, it's not going to be applied evenly.

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Oct
23rd
2020

DAMN IT! · 8:51pm Oct 23rd, 2020

I accidentally clicked on my feed. I was SO HIGH. Several hundred thousand. All gone...

:raritydespair:

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Oct
4th
2020

Hey Mr. Fluffy · 7:45am Oct 4th, 2020

I liked corn dogs better brown than stale before you.

Jul
22nd
2020

This warms my heart in the strangest of ways · 1:03am Jul 22nd, 2020