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Officer Hotpants


Quando Omni Flunkus, Moritati

Oct
23rd
2020

DAMN IT! · 8:51pm Oct 23rd, 2020

I accidentally clicked on my feed. I was SO HIGH. Several hundred thousand. All gone...

:raritydespair:

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Oct
4th
2020

Hey Mr. Fluffy · 7:45am Oct 4th, 2020

I liked corn dogs better brown than stale before you.

Jul
22nd
2020

This warms my heart in the strangest of ways · 1:03am Jul 22nd, 2020

Jul
18th
2020

You either believe in freedom of expression or you don't · 10:59pm Jul 18th, 2020

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Jul
11th
2020

What exactly did I say? · 2:25pm Jul 11th, 2020

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Jun
13th
2020

We back, boys! · 4:12pm Jun 13th, 2020

And just like that, I suddenly don't feel an all-consuming need to read fics anymore. Naturally.

May
10th
2020

Officer Hotpants' journal, May 9th 2020 · 6:24am May 10th, 2020

Foalcon in featured this morning. Scootaloo on Whoa Nelly. This site's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The archives are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of clop. And when the drains finally gunk up, all the pony OCs will cum inflate. The accumulated filth of all their sex and vore will foam up around their waists, and all the writers & admins will look up and shout "fuck us!"... and I'll whisper "kinky."

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Mar
17th
2020

I'm about to ruin Oblivion for anyone over the age of 28 · 6:00am Mar 17th, 2020

Feb
10th
2020

Never expected to see an update on this channel · 3:52pm Feb 10th, 2020

Dec
27th
2019

Everyone read this chapter of this story · 6:42am Dec 27th, 2019

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/450053/150/dear-princess-sunbutt/letter-105

All you need to know is that Stupid is the name of a changeling.