I woke up at 3:47 AM (and has been up ever since) to a gurgling stomach and tons of pain. I have no idea what's going on, guys. I've never had this before. It hasn't gone away and I can't move without it gurgling loudly and hurting a lot. The only comfortable position is on my back, which ironically, I hate laying flat on my back for long. The last thing I ate was dinner (spaghetti) last night. Anyone have any ideas?

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WARNING! What you're about to see might make you flinch at the disturbing sight of blood between the legs. Covering your crotches is advised.

Hey Everypony, I am back....what have I missed.....

Oh...

Alot....
last blog....november 15......yeeaaahh

Okay I am not going to lie. I fell out of love for the show. NOW WAIT WAIT WAIT! before you take my wings can I finish please

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You know, I don't like to laugh at movies that do poorly, but this? Holy smokes, this is bad. The film Hoot has held this record since 2006.

I don't think Eon Productions is gonna be very happy with this.

So I see a lot of blog posts coming up on my feed, and holy shit, how did so many people get hurt? One sprained their ankle, the other broke their wrist. Is it just bad luck? Because I think I caught some.

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So tonight I may not have anything for you guys. I ache, I'm sore, fighting off a migraine, and though I know I should write Cadence's bridal shower story I can't really muster up any energy. Work really put me through the wringer and I think the only part of me that isn't sore are my feet - which is odd, considering I was on my feet for nine hours in heels. Yay for boots and the extra-comfy support they give me.

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...I don't think I'm going to have any excuses for at least a week. Probably more. After loading one of the machines at work around 2 am, I turned to get off of the stand I was on to get down. Well, my right foot made it to the top step fine. The left foot, not so much. My left heel hit the edge of the step and let me tell my fellow bronies and pegasisters, slow motion does exist. I have never felt that amount of pain in my life. Even with all the surgeries I've had over the years, none of them

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So the minotaur in the room is my publishing schedule. I haven't exactly been all that great about making sure Deathless is getting regular love, and I want to address that. Even though the story's been in development all along (which should be obvious by the blizzard of chapters I just published), that's not really inspiring for someone getting to the end of Act 1 and wondering if Act 2 will be published in a similar storm at the end of, say, 2019.

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To them, sympathies on your... many, many losses.

I can't stop laughing at this. It's making my throat hurt. I need sleep.

Chapter 3 of Horsedong Shimmer just breached 5.2K wordos. It's almost ready. Image unrelated.

Stay in bed.
-Fuzz

So today was the day I began to feel pain in my lower left abdomen. Or, side. It felt like somebody punched me real hard, then proceeded to poke me with a stick. It stopped for a while during classes, but just earlier it flamed up again, and now it's calming down. I was a little worried so I asked my mom what it could mean and she answered with appendicitis. I only heard of the sickness once, but never knew what it actually was and turns out my cousin John, my step-dad and heavens knows who

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I'm sick. My whole body is like overheating and I keep coughing up green phlegm every six coughs. My eyes burn and my nose clogs. There are times when I can't stand straight. I tried to work today but as soon as loud noises started my head felt like it was splitting open.

Being sick is making me delusion I think because I'm starting to willingly think about writing a clop story. I don't know why but maybe I'm getting too delusional.

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Every year Nash and Tara do the rectalspective where they go a handful of objects people got stuck in their various orifices listed on this site here.

The ultimate life lesson is, when going to the ER because you got something stuck in your orifice, tell the nurses the truth about why. If you make up some stuff, they won't believe you.

Carrion - the undead griffon, created by AlchemicalRainbow.

Hey Alchemical, would you mind if I gave Carrion the nickname "pincushion" just for the sake of a recurring joke about knives being stuck in him?

'Cause with how the special's coming along, he's pretty much gonna become a knife block for the rest of the characters.

This is from the EG CYOE episode Accountibilibuddies and seeing this makes me flinch in horror. I can't even imagine the excruciating pain Applejack felt after Bulk Biceps stepped on her foot by accident. No doubt that it's more painful than spraining an ankle.

An excerpt from "Earnest Hemingway on Writing."
pg. 135

Mice (E.H.'s nickname for young writers): "That isn't the way they teach you to write in college."
Y.C.: "I don't know about that. I never went to college. If any sonofabitch could write he wouldn't have to teach writing in college."

So, for those who saw on my Discord, I was working on some art for the next chapter, but during a medical appointment this afternoon, I suffered a pretty bad seizure. This one hurt worse than most of my previous episodes and lasted longer than I would have expected.

Saying that I don't know how it will affect my quality of work. Maybe it won't, or maybe the lingering effects will come and go in stronger spikes than I can predict as this last episode did.