Happy 4th of July every Pony! and a good day to the people of other nations that just have this as a normal day. Canada and Mexico I hope you guys are enjoying the fire work.

AMERICA MUTHAFUCKAHS

whoopie.

Today I celebrate my 4th anniversary on Fimfiction!

I have published a total of 20 stories, a combined total of 389,158 words.

My stories have gotten a grand total of 1,627,880 hits.

The majority of those of course is my smash hit, Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student, with 1,326,990 hits.

My most commonly written characters are:
Rainbow Dash - 9 stories
Twilight Sparkle - 8 stories
Princess Luna - 4 stories

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(This is an obvious parody of "The Devil went down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniel's Band, in case you couldn't tell)

Ben Swolo went down to the Multiverse,
he was looking for an OC to make
He was very bored, and his hoard
of characters felt too fake.

When he came upon this young colt
swinging his lightsaber and playing it cool
and Ben Swolo came around and said
"Boy, I guess you ain't a fool!

Now I bet you didn't know it,
but I'm kind of a Jedi too

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You know why this song is awesome? Because there isn't a drop of irony in it. When I first heard it, I thought that the lyrics were surely about how "Living in America" isn't all it's cracked up to be. But as it turns out, it really is about how awesome it is be American.

Happy Birthday, America.

Proud to live where I do!

Happy 4th of July!

And as we all know, US law dictates that all American citizens salute the bald eagle at least five times by the end of the day. So, if you're a ravenous patriot who's having trouble finding one, allow me to provide you a shortcut:

In all seriousness, Happy Independence Day, America.

Aragon's Comedy Contest, in fact! And I placed fourth out of fortyseven entries. I can't be too disappointed with that, not when I look at the top three.

Seriously, check out all the winners if you haven't. They're great.

Happy 4th to all fellow 'muricans.

Sorry I have not been doing well with updating. Have not had stable net. Will post pictures of the convention soon as I can.

Happy 4th Of July! Where we celebrate the Birthday of the Greatest Country in the world: THE United States of America! I love this land, I love our President, I love our people, I love our Constitution and Freedom, I love our families and moral values, and I love each and every one of you! God Bless You and God Bless The United States of America!

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...Aka the one day of the year where we get to use English measurements and not get looked at like weirdos.

To all fellow 'muricans out there! I wish you a safe and happy fourth of July! Wishing you a good time, so go blow up some fireworks!

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Who are hyped for this movie?