Ben Swolo went down to the Multiverse (May 4th Special) · 3:00pm May 4th, 2020
(This is an obvious parody of "The Devil went down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniel's Band, in case you couldn't tell)
Ben Swolo went down to the Multiverse,
he was looking for an OC to make
He was very bored, and his hoard
of characters felt too fake.
When he came upon this young colt
swinging his lightsaber and playing it cool
and Ben Swolo came around and said
"Boy, I guess you ain't a fool!
Now I bet you didn't know it,
but I'm kind of a Jedi too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you!
Now you swing that saber pretty good there boy
But give the Dark Side it's due
I'll bet a lightsaber of gold against your soul
cause I think I'm stronger than you!"
The boy said "My name's Firefly, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret
cause I'm the best there's ever been!"
Firefly, raising up your sword and getting into form
cause Swolo's gonna catch you, and he's stirring up a storm
And if you win, you get this shiny saber made of gold
But if you lose, Ben Swolo gets your soul
*Violin Solo*
Now Ben Swolo flicked his wrist and said "Now I'll start this show!"
and Lightning rose from his fingertips as his saber went to his hold
and he pushed the button across the hilt, and the sword made an evil hiss
and a band of Sith Lords joined in, it sounded something like this.
*le epic guitar solo while Firefly fights off Sith Lords*
When Swolo finished, Firefly said
"You're not a bad fighter son,
But sit your little porg butt down,
let me show you how it's done,"
He sang "You ain't gonna win, now run boys run,
I ain't gonna stop till the battle's won,
Flowing with my saber, ever so free,
I am one with the Force, as it is with me,"
*le epic fiddle solo while Firefly goes crazy with his lightsaber*
Now Swolo bowed his head as he didn't need any proof
And he layed the golden lightsaber down at Firefly's hoof
Firefly said "You may have tried to take me down my friend
But I done told you once, you silly porg, I'm the best there's ever been!"
And he sang "Firefly's the winner, run boys run,
I finally stopped, the battle's won,
Flowing with my sabers, ever so free,
I am one with the Force, as it is with me,"
*le epic fiddle finale as Firefly swings his lightsaber around with his new one*
May the 4th be with you everyone!!!
What did you think of Rise of Skywalker?
5255823
I gotta be honest, before it came out, I was very much nervous. But I saw the film myself, and while the film may be flawed in a few areas, I can still appreciate it for the film it is.
5255827
and after?
5255828
I still pretty much liked it. Sure, it's a flawed film, but you could say the same thing about the Prequels, and look how that turned out. Those films turned into an icon of cheesy quotes and corny goodness, and everyone loves the prequels for their flaws. So, I don't see any reason we shouldn't treat these new films in the same way.
5255832
Point taken. Tho, I feel Rey shouldn't have called herself a Skywalker. Instead, she should've embraced the name Palpatine. Turn it into a name of hope rather than fear, ya know?
And, NOT bury Anakin's Saber on Tatooine. He hated it there. It'd be like......uh......I dunno. Hitler being buried in a Jewish graveyard? (I know what I said, it just popped in my head) It just doesn't mix. Instead, it should've been on Naboo, with Padme.
Aside from that, it wasn't half bad.
5255834
tbh, I was expecting her to say Palpatine as well, but I'm honestly fine with her calling herself a Skywalker.
And I feel like you have a point with Rey burying the sabers on Naboo instead of Tatooine, but there's also the fact that Tatooine was where it all started. So it'd make sense if that was where it ended as well. Again, you do have a point with why it shouldn't be there (I don't like sand intensifies).
5255836
Maybe when we invent interdimensional travel, we can go to the dimension where it happened and see the movie?
5255838
Maybe. Or, maybe we'd end up in a parallel universe where C-3PO became a Jedi instead.
5255840
Or Darth Jar Jar is a thing.