Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
Teacher, short story writer and VNovel storyboard leader. Please forgive any faulty grammar you may find in my page/stories/blogs; English is my third language and I'm still struggling to master it.
Doctor of particle physics who enjoys the technicolor cathorses. :P Co-wrote No Longer Displaced and No Longer Alone with Sober.
A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.
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"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For indeed, that's all who ever have." ~ Margaret Mead
I am The Less Anonymous Top Hat. Mostly I do pony and pony related art, but recently I've tried switching from a brush to a pen (or a stylus to a keyboard as the case may be).
'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'
My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.
Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.
I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.
The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.
Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.
Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz