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Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
I've been getting alot of questions of why i follow them, the reason usually being: I was in the mood for it, nuff said.
I'm what's you call, a person who loves music, my OC's name is Black Widow, and prefer HIE stories
Everything I say is satire and I cannot be held accountable for anything.
When we were at war, Oh! We were at war, In the army corps, drowning in gore, Each man thought of his love back home Where she’s waiting by the door.
Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.
I write M-rated Fanfics for a TV-Y show. Are you proud ma?
I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.
DeWitt Ent. is bae. Also Rust. Also Dropbear. Actually too many to list.
If no one touches me – no one can hurt me. All I have to do is never care.
I'm a gamer. I like realism and all things that make sense in general. I like mysteries and the unknown and such. here's Lenny (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
my pfp is me reacting to all of the shit i made on here | https://twitch.tv/pastasparq | https://discord.gg/kUAvJuXC2N
Your new Führer Adolf Hunter! I hope for the destruction of all kittens!
This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I had.
Every rainstorm makes every day of sunlight that much more precious.
Giggle at the ghosties... alternatively, shoot them in the face.
You like decent character designs? You dislike unsubtle writing? I'm your guy.
Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.
In Memorium of /pol/. -- Any Misanthropes are directed to the helicopter on your right, your pilot today is: Pinochet.
Sometimes the best qualities are the ones that go unnoticed.
Hello everyone, my name is Treble Klef, and I love music! I am as of now new to FIMFiction, but I hope to help others as I gain knowledge of this amazing site! You should never give up if you try!
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
"You're not a burden, my love" Simon comforted his partner, Prince Lucian. "You're all 7,634,420,069,142,002,387,487,862,912 stars in my sky, Luce. And I love how brightly you shine"
I'm a teenage Brony just looking for some laughs and good reads. If anypony has some suggestions don't be shy to send them my way. I may write in the future so any suggestions are welcome! /)