When you were born, God looked down and smiled. When I was born, God looked down and said; "I've gone too far this time."
Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.
Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.
Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.
I’m a feminist woman looking to write stories on a male dominated site. It’s an uphill battle but a satisfying one, only as long as I succeed.
Look into my eyes... It's where my demons hide... Don't get too close, it's dark inside...
Long live the Bronies. Death to the haters. May they die by dragon fire. May they burn in Tartarus.
In Memorium of /pol/. -- Any Misanthropes are directed to the helicopter on your right, your pilot today is: Pinochet.
If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?
You cannot just expect happiness, you have to create it. ~A great many people.
We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?
All opinions expressed here are representative of a major corporation and not my own. I am your ultimate guide to riding horses, preferably the lewd kind.
Feels like heaven ain’t far away. ~ DM me if you wanna talk or even just steal my Discord. Wouldn’t mind giving it as I’m not super active here.
'British-ness! Words! Other stuff! Why the fuck you askin' me?!' - ReaderReads, on his priorities
Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder
I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)
Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight Car.
"No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation." -Douglas MacArthur
I write horror, action, comedy, adventure and even clops. DON'T DM ME ABOUT ART COMMISSION, I'M OUT OF CASH. ALL SLOTS ARE LOCKED. I WILL BLOCK BOTS AND REPEAT OFFENDERS
Neardy little fanfic reader who is trying to make her own. Love talking and you can allways feel free to send a PM.
The beginning, the rise, the downward fall, the recovery, the new rising and the end.
I don't read your stories because I'm crazy. I'm crazy because I read your stories!
Could possibly, maybe be active again. Don't place bets.
My self-published books: Pure fantasy (Dragon main characters) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M
Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants