I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Just remember, a cactus isn't a vegetable.

"What, you egg?" He stabs him.

Accounts pretty dead, I just use it to read the occasional fic now.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

This smile isn't stapled on. Or is it?

Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.

I write Characters, not Caricatures.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

Your friendly neighborhood snuggle dragon (who just happens to be in Umbreon form at the moment)!

I'm pretty uninteresting. I also can't write or draw, but I do both anyway.

Favorite pony: Sweetie belle

"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann

science fiction author

"A JRPG  just isn't a JRPG unless it ends with teenagers using the power of friendship to kill God." 

I'm a young author from Equestria with plenty of ideas.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

Reloading the Story Canon.

If I leave my grin behind, remind me that we're all mad here and it's okay.

I like building yuge magnicent walls, and long walks on my mountains of money.

Sometimes I write stories.

There is always hope, even in the darkest of times, all it takes is a brave soul to find it

Be Gay, Do Witchcraft.

This is a bio.

Logging off soon...

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

Ayy lmao

Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

Pspspspss- I’m literally never active anymore XD Moo#5317 Have my discord handle

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

I type stories using my hands

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

Could possibly, maybe be active again. Don't place bets.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I have done nothing productive all day.

the most Despair and cringe worthy Account

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Neardy little fanfic reader who is trying to make her own. Love talking and you can allways feel free to send a PM.

Some say I have a problem, others say I am the problem...this problem is currently under review by a board of executives; please hold.