I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Just remember, a cactus isn't a vegetable.

I am the dutiful maid of the Cynical Creator's Guild, and the official source of any information too useless for anyone else to want to remember. In hoc signo taurus vinces, legionaries.

RTS Gamer, Meme Maker, /pol/ resident, Shitposter, Literal Homeless man, anything you want me to be baby ;)

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

This smile isn't stapled on. Or is it?

Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.

I write Characters, not Caricatures.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

Your friendly neighborhood snuggle dragon!

I'm pretty uninteresting. I also can't write or draw, but I do both anyway.

Favorite pony: Sweetie belle

"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann

science fiction author

"A JRPG  just isn't a JRPG unless it ends with teenagers using the power of friendship to kill God." 

I'm a young author from Equestria with plenty of ideas.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

I'm a 23 year old brony with both a youtube and Fimfiction page. I make blind commentaries and fanfictions for mlp and I love what I do!

If I leave my grin behind, remind me that we're all mad here and it's okay.

I like building yuge magnicent walls, and long walks on my mountains of money.

Sometimes I write stories.

All of my stories are better love stories than Twilight... I hope

Hatsune Miku created Minecraft. P.S. Smug AppleDash Noises

This is a bio.

Would love to have more followers, readers and (constructive) criticism. Please and thank you.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

Ayy lmao

Hello I'm a cazador. I fuck shit up. Mainly your shit... Yeah... The only reason I'm not kicking your ass is uh... Just because!!! I don't to explain myself to you!!! p.s. Damn you quillian inkheart!

Heyo! The name is Sweety! I’m not active much, but if you ever see me on, go ahead and say hi! It would make my day!! Anyways, until next time, Sweety out’

Here, feel this.  (Patreon / Get my book!)

I type stories using my hands

Just a writer and nerd from Colorado.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

Could possibly, maybe be active again. Don't place bets.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I have done nothing productive all day.

the most Despair and cringe worthy Account

Thank you for reading my stories! Support me at: https://www.paypal.me/Brianpasquali Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Neardy little fanfic reader who is trying to make her own. Love talking and you can allways feel free to send a PM.

Some say I have a problem, others say I am the problem...this problem is currently under review by a board of executives; please hold.