"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Scraping my way up

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

If I said something that pissed you off I was probably stoned so pay it no heed.

Nazi punks fuck off.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

Doing a lot of thinking as of late. My pm box is always open if you wanna talk ^_^

Pithy Statement

I can finally see...but not for long

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Me. Take it or leave it.

I play video games and love to watch My Little Pony.I love my senpai Wheatley. Octascratch is OTP. Also Rainbow Dash and Starlight Glimmer is best pony.

Loves to write, hates the paperwork | Ko-Fi

Hello, I am a graphic designer who enjoys MLP. Drawing, writing, and proofreading are the main things I like to share with others.

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Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

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Heyas! As Of right now I'm just a half-critic, but after getting my feet wet here, I'll eventually do some writing(I hope)! Definitely say hi though!

Bat go skreeeeeeee

I'll make my own multiverse! With ponies! And friendship!

I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

I type stories using my hands

Complete AppleDash fanatic!