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"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Doctor of Physics and sometime Adjunct Professor. Warning: thinking required.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you seven billion to one.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Specializing in sailing, sword fighting, and scholarship—a piratical polymath.

"Do you really think that writing nasty things and making everypony feel horrible is your destiny?"

Token Canadian blogpony for EQD and friendly soul. EQD Pre-Reader wrangler, if you have issues with them pm me here or reply to the email.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Father of twin 6yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to be here.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author, nonbinary icon, Formidable Feather. I hope you have a lovely day!

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

On the Sliding Scale Of Idealism Vs. Cynicism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon page.)

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Can you feel me? I'm tryin'. Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

he/him

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

No minute is Best Minute

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Dubs Rewatcher once described me as "an intense literary analyst". I describe me as "a room of monkeys with typewriters."

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

Fanfiction masochist. :B https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Now with a Patreon account! Also find me at FanFiction.net.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Not a changeling.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices.

A Skeptic & So Also Therefore Now A godless Agnostic Atheist

Achievement Unlocked: 2020 Hindsight

space is a waste

Beneath a starlit sky.