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Jordan179


I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

Jan
11th
2021

Generic Likely Equestrian Future · 1:28pm January 11th

This assumes a vanilla Equestrian future, rather than the specific one of the Shadow Wars Story Verse, though some of the comments apply to my SWSV as well. Generally, the SWSV Equestria advances faster than this, as can be seen by reference to the noted story.

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Jun
3rd
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 17, Part A) · 6:06am Jun 3rd, 2020

Chapter 17: "Alicorn Combat"

NARRATOR (yelling):AL-i-CORN COM-BAT!!!

(Alicorn fighters appear on either side of the screen with their Health and Power bars)

Sounds like Fightin' Herds to me!

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May
7th
2020

Rage Review: Resist and BIte (Chapter 16, Part B) · 6:29am May 7th, 2020

Chapter 16: Slavery experience (Part B)

It's the Slavery Experience! Get on board the ship for the onerous Middle Passage! Then get auctioned and sold away from all your friends and loved ones for a hopeless life of servitude!

Wow, that got dark fast.


So Charlie and Sunburst get to their literal slave labor together.

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May
5th
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 16, Part A)` · 4:48am May 5th, 2020

Chapter 16: Slavery Experience (Part A)

Charlie gets 1000 XP and goes up a level! He is now a Level 2 Slave!

Charlie and Luster Dawn were both in the prison cell sleeping on the bed while embracing each other and snoring softly. And the main reason why they were embracing each other was to make sure that they were in each others sight. They do not want to get separated again.

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May
2nd
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 15) · 5:50am May 2nd, 2020

Chapter 15: Consulation

Now this could be "consultation" or "consolation." For reasons involving the contents of the chapter, I suspect the latter. Though I am amused at the thought of Charlie Lam becoming a "consul" (diplomatic representative), given his demonstrated total ineptitude at diplomacy.

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Apr
29th
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 14) · 4:34am Apr 29th, 2020

Chapter 14: Captured

I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that someone gets captured this chapter!

70cm away from the castle entrance.

That's an interestingly-precise measure. I'm guessing that this is actually a more general statement of distance, closer to saying "two feet" or "two and a half feet" in the Imperial System. Though for all I know, Charlie's using his Safety Goggles as a rangefinder to stand exactly that far from the gate.

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Apr
27th
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 13, Part C) · 10:37pm Apr 27th, 2020

Chapter 13: Slavery in Canterlot (Part C)

Something-something, Roman captives, medieval serfs, blacks in the Old South. I can't be bothered to come up with any actual slavery jokes any more.

Unknown to all of them, Charlie Lam and Luster Dawn were observing Canterlot while sitting on a tree branch. And the sight traumatized the two of them.

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Apr
27th
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 13, Part B) · 10:03pm Apr 27th, 2020

Chapter 13: Slavery in Canterlot (Part B)

We return to the construction of the Fairly Large Wall of China ...

Twilight Sparkle was going to walk up the stairs to the top of the large metal walls with six floors made of logs.

... as opposed to the large metal walls with five, or seven floors made of logs ...

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Apr
26th
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 13, Part A) · 2:39am Apr 26th, 2020

Chapter 13: Slavery in Canterlot (Part A)

TRAILER: Slavery in Canterlot, the new epic by Cecil B. DeMille and Michael Bay! See the thrilling tale of inequine cruelty and steamy passions from the Primal Plains! See a proud and lovely mare reduced to writhing servitude by the lash! See one brave stallion stand up and break his chains to fight for freedom!

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Apr
13th
2020

Rage Review: Resist and Bite (Chapter 12, Part B) · 4:02am Apr 13th, 2020

Chapter 12: Failed confrontations in the dragons land (Part B)

Our Nominal Heroes walk into the "dragons land."

While walking, Charlie and Luster Dawn strolled through some rocky paths with no anxiety of the environment.

That's good, my little Ponies. Because the Dragons' Land isn't a "hostile environment." At most it's a slightly miffed environment. Feel no anxiety of it.

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