"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

A Christian nerd; probably the only guy you ever met who wanted the Larrymobile to be transformed by the All-Spark. My brother, The Traveler12, is NOT the lamest person you've ever met. Check him out!

Yes, it's a bad username. No, I don't care.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Anypony for tea?

I'd tell you a joke about the Golden Wrench, but you'll never get it.

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