Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Artist and Writer from Florida. I draw art commissions, role play online, play video games, and watch Pony cartoons.
The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!
Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.
"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb
I'm not a very prolific writer, but I'll try my best to be one worth reading. Constructive critism and advice will always be welcome. Thank you for your time.
Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.
TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.
Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."
I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.
Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
Writer of One-shots. Dabbler of Genres. Altogether too slow for her own good.
MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
I'm an avid reader and first time writer of pony fics with a love of clop! Purple horse is best <3
I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.