Trixie and Fluttershy are forced to put together a school assembly on safe sex. The finished product is anything but safe.

Written for A Thousand Words Contest III. Dedicated to Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

Sunset Shimmer asks her girlfriend a simple question: “Would you still love me if I were a worm?”

Unfortunately, Twilight Sparkle has never given a simple answer in her life.

Written for Perfectly Insane’s Dialogue Only Contest.

Pre-read by Posh.

While Twilight is away, Starlight and Trixie give into the sinful temptations of smoking rhubarb.

Originally written for the January 2023 Writeoff, “Returned from Sabbatical.” An entrant in Bicyclette's A Thousand Words Contest II.

Cover art by the fabulous Punkitt.

Sunset Shimmer is a former tyrant, half-pony freak, and CHS' resident Friendship Chick. Twilight Sparkle is a former loser, absolute genius, and a complete nervous wreck.

When the new Twilight transfers to CHS, Sunset doesn't think much of her. But it doesn't take long for the two to become best friends — and change each other's lives in ways neither saw coming.

The first year of Sunset and Twilight’s relationship, told in real time through vignettes, text messages, snippets, and more.

Every chapter in this story takes place at a specific date and time on the 2023 calendar.

Pre-read by Posh and Quill Scratch.

Cover art by LZjian79 and Hiru315.

In a ploy to convince her parents that she’s straight, Twilight asks Microchips to become her pretend boyfriend. Without telling her real girlfriend, Sunset.

Microchips calculates a 99% chance that he dies tonight.

Judge’s Prize winner in the Equestria Girls Spring Fling Contest.

Pre-read by my heterosexual life partner, Posh.

Two years ago, the Rainbooms left for college, breaking up their band in the process.

Canterlot High School desperately misses their heroes. It's time for Scribble Dee, Editor-in-Chief of the Canterlot High Sentinel, to track them down and answer the school’s most pressing question: Where are the Rainbooms now?

Originally written for the January 2023 Writeoff, "Returned from Sabbatical."

Twilight shows Sunset a meme. Things get complicated.

A Socratic debate between two bisexual girls about queer representation, identity, and anime schoolgirls.

(This fic features pictures as important plot points. If you have a setup that doesn't support pictures, read the second chapter, which is the same, but with image descriptions.)

Loosely inspired by a conversation with Posh.

Written for June's Pride and Positivity campaign.

Moondancer gets dragged to a holiday party, where a chance meeting with Maud Pie rocks her world.

Get it? Rocks?

Please laugh. I need the money desperately.

Written as a Jinglemas 2019 gift for Yoshikage Kira.

In order to save Shining Armor and Princess Cadance's sex life, Sunset Shimmer teaches Cadance how to be a bad girl.

Written as a Jinglemas 2018 present for Jqnexx.

Equestria hasn’t seen a shooting star in over a thousand years. Derpy Hooves thinks it’s time to give her daughters a Hearth’s Warming gift they’ll never forget.

Written for the 2017 Obselescence Memorial Jinglemas Twinglemas Secret Santa Sendoff, as a present for the fantastic FanOfMostEverything. Thanks to Posh for editing help, and for being the most lovable hugmuffin around.
Cover art by myself and Amber Spark, with a little bit of help from the Scientific Notebook Company.