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// SATURDAY, AUGUST 26, 1:50 PM 
// Story: Analemma, or A Year in the Sunlight 
// by Dubs Rewatcher 
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1:50 PM



Yo



When I come over tomorrow, can your dad make dinner again



I love his meatballs



2:01 PM



Thats not an innuendo btw



He’s a really good chef



4:47 PM



Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii where you at



*launches a psychic missle at your house*



**missile



4:50 PM


*intercepts the missile with my state of the art psychic dampeners*

Hi. Sure, I can ask him.

Sorry, I’m really annoyed right now.


Crap, what’s up


My parents grounded me.

I can’t use my garage lab for two weeks.


The hell



How does Twilight Sparkle get grounded


It’s so, SO stupid.

You know how I mentioned that the battery on my e-bike shorted out?

I was planning to just buy a new one, but then I remembered I had a box of miniature ion fusion cores in my closet.

And I figured, why buy the same mediocre battery when I can upgrade the entire system myself? A single ion fusion core makes a standard e-bike battery look like a potato clock in comparison.


Okay



Where did you get ion fusion engines from


Cores, not engines.

And I got them from an acquaintance that posts on the same theoretical physics forum as me.


You bought them from someone on the internet?



Have you met this person


Of course not! I’m not going to meet up with a total stranger.


But you buy ion from him


I didn’t BUY them either! He gave them to me.

I wouldn’t ever pay for untested fusion cores, and neither should you.


Noted


ANYWAY.

To make a long story short, one of the cores had a tiny defect, and it overloaded, and caused a tiny bit of damage to the garage.

And I got grounded! And banned! 😡

It’s so dumb!


…Twi



What kind of damage


I told you, a tiny bit.

Just a small hole in the roof.


How small


SUPER SMALL!!

Like, maybe four or five feet across. Smaller than me, even!

And there was a temporary blackout, but that lasted for literally less than a minute.

I doubt most people in the neighborhood even noticed.


Oh yeah definitely


And I tried to appeal my punishment, as per Article 5; Section 4 of our family’s Collective Bargaining Agreement, but my mom DENIED THE APPEAL.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT???


Wow



That sucks so much


UGHHHHHHHHHH.

I’m so ticked off! I just want to SCREAM! 🤬🤬🤬


Do it



Scream at me


I’m not calling you just to yell at you.


Fine



Key smash it out then


I’m not good at keysmashing. I can never make the random letters look right.


DOESNT MATTER



DO IT



KEYSMASH



FHFHDJDJSS


FINE.

Shdhchjsxjxjdidjdjxsocx kzjslsppcjch y 

Oalapgyqowpz4(!!,’nkmmKajxciLooedicjsh


LET IT OUT


SudakJDIDIFJDOAKVJDISODI N JDJ HkKxidizk fb i BS ski.idvjsisjk/&/k@2/&:8&/j

Wisocbqkj saw c de fio vs o Eva eo

Dko  asksosocowo7$8-‘ oficieloj

Ducj Dave socio by&Zsigmondy kificOS IO ex po@139?838

Duelo news o c eooLkzoidei87*.£ j&3&:&

IFHOOSIVISO IOIO VIK KWKLEPCIDYU WE’VE MSMXKSKLKXKFISHXMSMAMSKDO BE ES 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!’nnnn


GOOD



How do you feel


…A lot better, surprisingly.

My heart is actually racing! That was exciting!

Although I still don’t think my keysmashes look very good. How does Rarity do it so well?


Idk



Genetics



It’s a DNA thing


I’m too tired to rebut that. Pretend I scolded you for spewing pseudoscience at me.

I’m going to go take a nap. Not used to texting so hard.


Sleep tight



See you tomorrow?


Yes. And remember what I said about paying for untested fusion cores. That’s valuable advice.


I’m writing it down rn