I have a bad back. And although I could make up all sorts of excuses — heavy backpack, big boobs, brutally morphing my body between pony and human forms — even I have to admit the truth: I sit on my couch like a total asshole.
Right now I’m laying on my back with my head propped up on a pillow, while I’ve got one leg hanging off the couch and another stretched over the back cushions. I can quite literally feel my bones creaking every time I breathe.
But it’s okay! I’ve got the TV on, pants off, humidifier blasting, and a half-eaten bowl of microwaved mac n’ cheese with wheatgrass and blended radishes mixed in — yes, it tastes great — no, don’t ask Flash Sentry — sitting on the coffee table. Life is good! Future Sunset can pay for the chiropractor.
Next to the mac n’ cheese, my phone pings with a text message. I reach for it, but I can't grab it. Reach a little farther. A little farther.
The cushions give way under me and I slip off the couch, yelping as I go down. Hitting the hardwood floor sends an achy jolt up my back, and I just lay there groaning for a few moments, thankful that no one’s around to see this.
I mean, except for the government agent that watches me through my webcam. But they’ve definitely seen way more embarrassing stuff than this; we’re basically married at this point.
Still murmuring curses, I eventually sit up and grab my phone.
It’s a text message from Twilight.
Twilight’s never texted me directly before. Group chats, sure, every day, but never me alone. Is she okay? What’s wrong? I tap the notification and jam in my passcode.
Alt: A drawing of an anime character with blue skin, silver armor, horns, wings, and long blue-black hair. The words "I AM GOING TO THROW YOU OUT A WINDOW" are superimposed on top of the character.
Something escapes my mouth — some freak combination of a sigh and laugh. It hurts.
Now I know what’s wrong: We’re both total dorks. I tap out an eloquent response.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
After a moment, Twilight gives my message a ❤️ react. I smile wide and start thinking about all the horribly cursed Torn World memes I’ve got ready to barrage her with.
And how the couch is so high up. And how my butt still aches. And how the floor is nice and warm…
I think I’ll stay here for a while. The dust bunnies and cookie crumbs won’t mind, right?
Ah, nerd bonding. Truly adorable.
And I do love Sunset using ingredients that are as close as the human digestive system can come to hay.
I'd like to hear more about this government agent. I'm guessing that dates to right after the Fall Formal?
Cool idea for a story format.
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I spent a long time trying to come up with the title and details for a believable fake anime. The one I finally settled on, "Queen From a Torn World," is partially inspired by one of my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! cards:
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And the character's name, "Sky Blaster," comes from:
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And thus Sunset decided she's going to start producing adventitious roots and photosynthesizing.
Oof.
Wait what!?!?
I just felt like quoting this back to you so that whoever reads this comment has the pleasure of reading that opening line again.
Also, this, this is what I was talking about in my chapter 1 comment: She's a mess and I love her. Girl knows how to properly laze around, she's truly good at it. Living her best exhorse life. I know it's often not story-relevant for a lot of other kinds of stories, but really, we don't get to see the unglamourous bits of potatoing that characters would be doing enough. Good potato, I like this spud a whole lot.
Also: I like to think that from Twilight's end, she thought very hard about that meme before sending it. Spike was sick of listening to her fret over how dank it would be.
the LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is so relatable
I would do that too
If there were cringe anime that I watched