The New Adventures of Old Moondancer

Moondancer gets dragged to a holiday party, where a chance meeting with Maud Pie rocks her world.

Get it? Rocks?

Please laugh. I need the money desperately.

Written as a Jinglemas 2019 gift for Yoshikage Kira.

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Thought Prism

Thought Prism #1 · Dec 23rd, 2019 · 1 · ·

I approve of everything about this, 110%. You've struck comedy gold again, sir.

Necrogen Lord

Necrogen Lord #2 · Dec 23rd, 2019 · 1 · ·

Thanks, I love it.

B_Munro

B_Munro #3 · Dec 23rd, 2019 · 3 · ·

Well, at least they didn't kill Lyra and Bonbon.

Miller Minus

Miller Minus #4 · Dec 24th, 2019 · 3 · ·

“Could we rewrite the plot so instead of your character being gay, we just hint that you’re gay, and don’t confirm it until the series finale, after which we immediately kill you off?”

Dubs out here throwing so much shade the sun finna go out.

I love this, man. And don't drop the comma in that sentence. It's bad for ratings.

FanOfMostEverything

FanOfMostEverything #5 · Dec 25th, 2019 · 5 · ·

I apologize again for vomiting on your father — I saw Pinkie Pie grow a fifth hoof and couldn’t control myself.

That's entirely fair. She's barely had any exposure to the eldritch taffy elemental that walks like a mare.

Do I know you? You look familiar. Did you bully me in middle school or something?

That may be the quintessential Moondancer line.

Oh gosh, if I knew you were gonna be here, I would have worn my nice ratty unwashed sweater.

I retract and repeat my previous statement.

“I’ve been told I’m paranoid, short-tempered, and that my eyebrows are a threat to national security!”

Only if Fluttershy gives Discord back his knitting needles.

... you would not believe how many cookie plates Princess Twilight goes through in an hour.

"I tried to get hayburgers, but any catering company that offers them blacklisted her years ago."

Brilliant, horribly awkward work all around. Merry Jinglemas.

howard035

howard035 #6 · Dec 27th, 2019 · 1 · ·

Needs a subplot where Nightlight forces his son to stay with him the whole party, in case
Moondancer comes over andShining Armor needs to throw up an anti-vomit shield.

BorealStargazer