Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, and Moondancer are the top students in Celestia's School For Gifted Unicorns. One is a dedicated bookworm with a love of learning, other is an outcast full of ambition, while the last one just wants to enjoy life... a lot.
Connected with unlikely friendship, together, they fight crime live their lives, one day at a time.
(Sometimes they fight crime, too)
While it is set in Stallionverse, knowledge of previous stories is not required (you'll miss a joke or two at worst).
Teen rating and sex tag for slightly edgier humor, innuendos and Moondancer.
Guest chapters provided by the ever talented Eyeswirl the Weirded. You can't hug him through internet (you can try), so give him love by checking his stuff- quality guaranteed.
My own chapters are edited by the ever kind and generous Docontra, whose patience knows no bounds.
At last!
This is a funny story. Please have future chapters. Thanks. Great job.
Huh. Not what I imagined. Funnier because of it too. I feel a little bad for Spike, but love the fact that he is now forced to deal with a lovesick mare.
Poor Spike. Even in a universe where boys actually matter, he still gets screwed.
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I'm sure he'll catch a break... or something. At least as much of a break as any character gets in Stallionverse (so, y'know... not very often).
At last the the terrible trio get their own adventure.... or at least a slice of life comedy.
Oh you do that too?
Actually, her aura is "moderate cyan" ie, the color of her eyes.
I see.
It is, isn't it.
Actually her magic is more magenta than purple.
She's right.
Not sure which I love more, the idea that Twilight had pony friends so she didn't need a dragon, and Spike was given to the library at birth, or Moondancer cuddling Spike constantly. No, wait, I know, it's the cuddling!
5734086 What about the fact that he and Sunset are frienemies?
EssAy.
Err...
5734272 That is fairly adorable, I anticipate more banter between Spike and Sunset Snarker.
I'd incorporate the Spellbook Entry bit into my own writing, but I'd never be able to keep track of the numbers.
That was funny. I loved this chapter. I hope another one is released soon. Thanks.
Wow. Moondancer knows how to dance.
Moondancer seems fun
Sounds like Moondancer might have a rivalry going with Cloud Kicker of Ponyville over who can lay the most sapient species now first.^_^
5736977 Please, my Cloud Kicker isn't nearly as active as Moondancer.
Soarin on the other hand... I shudder on the thought of the two meeting.
I like Spike's relationship with this unicorn trio: Twilight, as in canon, is his big sister figure. Sunset basically fights with him over Twilight's attention, and Moondancer is the girly girl that treats him like a pet.
I am very happy that a spin-off was written.
Awesome, been looking forward to this particular story.
That was awesome. I like the use of the dark spell to try and fix the bird. I loved this chapter. Great job.
Haha! Sunset's in trouble!
Sentence WITH A smug smile.
Ah, Philomena, I can see where this is going.
Seeing as she IS a phoenix, this would happen.
Thanks.
No, it's Celestia's fault for not telling you that Philomena is a phoenix.
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
Yep. Because she's Princess Motherbucking Celestia!
Right, Philomena is the troll.
Oh dear.
That explains it.
Interesting, that's twice so far this week I've read a chapter here that had Sunset using necromancy.
And wow does an undead phoenix seem like a bad idea.
There will be Heart-Butt! Canon Shiny cheers!
Also, Woona.
With A braided blue mane. No comma either.
Celestia's Academy, it it the Academy of Celestia.
Ink spill she accidentalLy caused.
Took ofF her fake glasses. DisapPear. Also, Moon Sky is Luna? Clever.
Nice.
Ah. Cadence, and, when is this set, roughly? Because if it's where I think it is, early Season 1, then in about 2 seasons, there'll be a 4th alicorn. Man will Luna be surprised.
Enter Cadence
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5758115 But who's that alicorn going to be? Will Twilight still manage it, or will we see the first male alicorn ever?
Hmn, well that's one way of introducing Luna to modern society. Sounds like Twilight might have an important friendship role to play after all.
Also, Celestia completely forgot to mention Cadance?
Am I remembering incorrectly, or was Cadance mentioned way back at the beginning of the first story? I'd swear Shining was running from someone and I would have sworn it was Cadance.
5762702 No, that was Soarin running from his exes and as far as I can tell, Cadance was not among them (though knowing him, it wouldn't be a stretch to say he hit it off with princess of love).
5763571 Yeah, I just checked and it turns out to have been a different story. There's another take on the stallions instead of mares 'verse on the site, though one that is much different than yours.
Did she pick up a.... dick or penis???
5763944 It's supposed to be a dildo
It begins!
And, books be dangerous for these three.
5764065 Books are to Maresketeers what Punches are to Stallion Six.
A symbol of friendship and pain, in copious amounts.
Spike... opens the library alone? He's still full-time-job-as-a-child guy who lives and breathes his work?
That is less potentially heartwarming when his work isn't "Help someone he loves all day long."
*rereads the description of the intruder* Oh, that pony. I wonder what the timeline for the other stories this is.
5764129 Opening or closing a library isn't exactly a complicated task for a smart little dragon.
As for the timeline, this chapter is set shortly after Enthusiastic Admirer.
Um...
You mean aquiring.
I sense a disturbance in the Force. As if a lavender nerdy unicorn was about to become the butt of many jokes.
Called it.
3 times now.
I'm pretty sure Discord could penetrate it, but not the point.
Yep.
Trixie, interesting. Also, capE.
USELESS ASS PSYCHIC POWERS!
And yet...
It's beautiful ;_;
Trixie time!
That was fun to read. I wonder if Twilight will ask the girls for help.
Makes me wonder if Trixie will become the D'artagnan of the Maresketeers.
Dangit, Trixie!
Then again, at least she was polite enough to bandage Twilight up.
5765799 I like this idea.
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And here I thought Spike would become one instead.
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Now there's an idea
5774490 Its totally canon. Just because Trixie's adult doesnt mean she can't look for knolwedge in library.
That and Blueblood is still a student (though his case is special) despite being the same age as Trixie.
EDIT: Also, this isn't exactly high-school. It's more of a mix of high-school and university.
Wasn't Fire Strike one of the two to catch the girls on their way out of Canterlot in the first story? Also one of four to tell Moonie to stop fantasizing about Twilight's brother I believe.
5776871 You do remember
That was nice to see Sunset being a better pony. That Fire comment about him not letting Mare's finish was classic. Great job.
I'd feel bad for Silver Sword, stuck Behind The Black the whole chapter, but it looked like he enjoyed the show.
Now what? And nescessAry.
Fair enough.
BURN!
Indeed.
Yep.
That's actually pretty cool.
I'd say so.
Who's evil, not who'se.
You study Chaos Magic? Oh Discord...
Huh?
Huh, this is actually pretty nice. For once things are easy.
Huh, HOORAY FOR REASONABLE PONIES!
Fair enough.
Oh real classy. Also, what exactly is the definition of an antivillain again?
Well, this was a fun short chapter, an authority figure who is ACTUALLY reasonable which is shockingly rare, trust me, is refreshing, and I see Sunset as a Chaotic Neutral, what with her necromancy and study of chaos magic, not to mention her fiery temper, but she's not a bad pony, but she's not exactly 100% good either.