I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Calibrating aspirations

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

An aspiring Author honing his skills by writing about these silly little ponies. A Fox of few words outside the realm of fiction, unless he gets on a roll with something.

Be Gay, Do Witchcraft.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

If humans could be blank flanks, I'd be the poster child.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

dead horse; please beat me . he/her

Has a new gaming PC eating all his time.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Not as active in the fandom since FiM ended, and I've moved on to other fandoms. But I still check in once in a while

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

i love robot wraas

Pony stuff author since 2012. Writes supposedly good stuff. Still haven't made a break. Still persistent. Probably highly unlucky. Or hated by the universe. Either determined or insane. Or both.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

"I hate many things on our Godforsaken earth, but above all else, I hate the nice words."

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Still waiting to hear back on my albatross application.

Sometimes I take a good, long look at this fandom and contemplate about having gone down the wrong rabbit hole. Why, oh why did I not take the blue pill?

Hissss!!!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Formerly Poop Tickler

We must dare, and dare again, and go on daring.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

I'm that one guy who wrote those things about that show.

No stranger to writing.

The kindest psychopath you'll ever meet.

Half Timelord, half Visored.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Father of twin 10yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

No longer posting. May be lurking.

A bit of an EQG nut. Avatar by hailspider.

Potentially hazardous to your health.