Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

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the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

Man of many talents and simple pleasures.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

This space for rent.

See Ya

Pony should pony pony.

I write pony fics. Do you even need to ask? Run along now, mate.

I hate even things I like!

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.