I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

enargeia or: the unbearable brightness of being

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Latecomer, binged during quarantine.

Mostly harmless.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Cherish the thought.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Not sure if writing clop or giving biology lessons.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Student, Author, and Programmer. Want to support? Check out my Patreon! Or grab a hardcover: here!

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Intelligence is a weapon, not a virtue

Not a changeling.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!