Mostly harmless.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Being small has its perks.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Not sure if writing clop or giving biology lessons.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

I'm making a hard right at Saratoga.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

You don't have to dream! Your life's a masterpiece! Tip Jar!

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Student, Author, and Programmer. PM for commissions, or check out my Patreon.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."

Hope you laughed or learned something.

A man with a fork in a world of soup

Not a changeling.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

:B

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me

The campiest of happers.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

This space for rent.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

For Love and Justice.