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King of Beggars


One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Mar
9th
2019

Update · 1:45am March 9th

My grandma's gone. Just thought I'd let everyone who sent their best know. Thanks for your words and your patience. She lasted 15 days at home, with nothing to eat or drink, fighting to the last. I'm going to miss her a lot. It's going to be a tough week getting everything squared away.

Thanks again for being patient. I hope you all have a better weekend than I'm having, and I hope you'll join me when I have some better news for you all.

Please be excited.

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Feb
21st
2019

Just a few words · 8:17pm February 21st

Hey guys. Ain't been around a bit, thought I'd update you.

So people who've kept up know from a previous blog that I've been taking care of my grandma. TL;DR if you don't: quit my job to try and get her back on her feet after a stroke, she didn't get better, things have been bad, I'm very tired all the time.

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Sep
9th
2018

A Blogpost Where I get Your Hopes Up, And Dash Them Upon The Rocks · 11:51pm Sep 9th, 2018

Greetings fellow swindler horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the imposterous news!

You all believed believed for a moment, upon seeing a blogpost, that this would be a new Sundowner chapter! You've fallen for my ruse! Like one of those snakes that rustles leaves to trick you into thinking it's a rattlesnake, I impotently flail about to bring you non-Sundowner Sunset Shimmer story!

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Jul
29th
2018

An explanation, an apology, and a promise · 10:02am Jul 29th, 2018

Greetings, fellow tiny horse enthusiasts. This is King of Beggars.

I haven't been around, and I'd like to explain why. I know you don't come here for this sort of thing, and probably you don't care (I don't say that to shame you or evoke sympathy, I genuinely understand that people have their own problems), but I feel I owe the explanation.

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Sep
15th
2017

No, They're BOTH The Worst · 11:11pm Sep 15th, 2017

Greetings fellow tiny horse rationalists! King of Beggars here with the classic news!

I did a story about one of the oldest ships in the fandom. It's for the AppleDash contest that ends today (as of the date of this blog's posting). You can read it HERE!

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Aug
29th
2017

But What If I Just Wrote An Ernest Movie But It's An Adult Boob Comedy Skinemax Deal? · 11:18pm Aug 29th, 2017

Greetings fellow competing horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the Bronze Medal news!

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Aug
16th
2017

Idea for story: Shine and Twily! Freelance Royal Guard! · 11:43pm Aug 16th, 2017

Greetings, fellow Punished Horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the crippling news!

New Sundowner. Wow way later than I thought... At least there's a lot to read!

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May
17th
2017

Comin in the Back Door, So Nobody Knows You Were There · 3:08am May 17th, 2017

Greetings fellow enthused tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the slumberous news!

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Jan
22nd
2017

My Greatest Sham, Exposed · 3:25am Jan 22nd, 2017

Greetings fellow tiny horse screamlords! King of Beggars here with the Live news!

In case you didn't hear the word, I was on a podcast, talking about the thing I know the most about: Me! It was this week's Seattle's Angels podcast, and the folks there were super great and let me have a lot of time to embarrass myself. It was a live show, but if you missed it, it was archived on youtube, and you can see it here:

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Jan
17th
2017

Oh My, God Oh, My God, I've Forgotten How To Write Blogposts, Oh My God · 1:46am Jan 17th, 2017

Greetings, fellow tardy horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the... the... news...

A new chapter of Sundowner is ready for reading!

...I'm so sorry...

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