I'm Chris Hansen With Dateline NBC and We're Doing a Story About Men Trying to Meet Cartoon Horses on the Internet · 6:47pm Feb 4th, 2020
Hello to you, fellow Valemtimes horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the eligible news!
New chapter of Sundowner, which you can read here. Not much to say, except that I hope you've all got some kind of deal going for Chocolate and Roses Industry Day. Not necessarily someone for your genitals, but someone for your heart. Four days from this posting it will be exactly 11 months since my grandma passed away. Every year she made sure to buy me a cheap little toy bear or something from the pharmacy. I always kept them on my desk for a few months before ultimately tossing them in the trash because it was easier than beating the dust out of the fur. I'd give anything to get another one of those shitty toy bears. So I hope you can find the courage to tell at least one someone this valemtimes that you appreciate em, even if it's just a guy you see on the bus every day, and especially if you don't ever say it the rest of the year.
This week on Sundowner: Sunset Shimmer steps through a magical mirror portal and into a world ruled by apes!? Oh, she's an ape too. Cool. She'll just be the queen bee alpha bitch ape. Stupid humans, bow before your ape queen!
Thanks for reading, everybody! I hope you enjoy the chapter and that you'll all join me next time!
Please be excited!
Is the most interesting plot synopsis of Equestria girls I've ever read, for sure.
Wait, so there's no horse?
Hey, hey! Back off, Hansen! I mean, she runs an apple orchard! That means she's nice and legal... r-right?
Totally not contemplating buying you a stupid little toy bear.
Over the weekend was 11 years since my father passed. I always got a card, visited, or a call on every holiday and birthday. I know that feeling. I still have the card he got me for my 15th birthday somewhere.
Another chapter so soon!?! I'm so happy!
Your fans clearly aren't as close as your family but I hope the love given here to you helps bring some new good feelings into life.
Arrgh, clickbait! I'd love to see a major TV program do a segment on the MLP phenomenon without taking one of several negative angles on it (as they are wont to do.) "Scientist Cures the Common Cold and Seventeen Weird Things About Him That Deserve To Be Spread On Social Media The Creep!"