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Greetings fellow competing horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the Bronze Medal news!
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
Greetings fellow competing horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the Bronze Medal news!
Greetings, fellow Punished Horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the crippling news!
New Sundowner. Wow way later than I thought... At least there's a lot to read!
Greetings fellow enthused tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the slumberous news!
Greetings fellow tiny horse screamlords! King of Beggars here with the Live news!
In case you didn't hear the word, I was on a podcast, talking about the thing I know the most about: Me! It was this week's Seattle's Angels podcast, and the folks there were super great and let me have a lot of time to embarrass myself. It was a live show, but if you missed it, it was archived on youtube, and you can see it here:
Greetings, fellow tardy horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the... the... news...
A new chapter of Sundowner is ready for reading!
...I'm so sorry...
Greeting fellow horny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the shameful news!
TwiGuard is back for a limited time! HOORAY! But oh no, it's all sex! It's like that one cereal, OOOPS! ALL SEX!!! The final commandment has been broke, and TwiGuard ventures deep into the [something] hole for some cloppy good times.
Greetings lumbering horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the hibernating news!
So it's been a while. I'm alive, sometimes kicking, most times not. The important part is that, despite my best failures, I somehow managed to bungle my way into another chapter of Sundowner, now out and ready for your comments of "THIS is what we waited for!?"
Greetings fellow tiny horse daoists! King of Beggars here with the profound news!
I have emerged from horse meditation on the Heavenly Dao of Horses with a new chapter of Sundowner!
Greeting, fellow tiny horse alarmists! King of Beggars here with the anthropomorphic news!
Greetings fellow tiny horse humanists! King of Beggars here with the anthropomorphic news!
My newest story is now out and ready for your complaints of, "This isn't TwiGuard!" It's called Sundowner and in it Sunset Shimmer embarks on an epic quest to find and have sex with herself, Celestia, Luna, and Cadance, all at the same time.