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King of Beggars


One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Aug
29th
2017

But What If I Just Wrote An Ernest Movie But It's An Adult Boob Comedy Skinemax Deal? · 11:18pm Aug 29th, 2017

Greetings fellow competing horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the Bronze Medal news!

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Aug
16th
2017

Idea for story: Shine and Twily! Freelance Royal Guard! · 11:43pm Aug 16th, 2017

Greetings, fellow Punished Horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the crippling news!

New Sundowner. Wow way later than I thought... At least there's a lot to read!

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May
17th
2017

Comin in the Back Door, So Nobody Knows You Were There · 3:08am May 17th, 2017

Greetings fellow enthused tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the slumberous news!

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Jan
22nd
2017

My Greatest Sham, Exposed · 3:25am Jan 22nd, 2017

Greetings fellow tiny horse screamlords! King of Beggars here with the Live news!

In case you didn't hear the word, I was on a podcast, talking about the thing I know the most about: Me! It was this week's Seattle's Angels podcast, and the folks there were super great and let me have a lot of time to embarrass myself. It was a live show, but if you missed it, it was archived on youtube, and you can see it here:

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Jan
17th
2017

Oh My, God Oh, My God, I've Forgotten How To Write Blogposts, Oh My God · 1:46am Jan 17th, 2017

Greetings, fellow tardy horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the... the... news...

A new chapter of Sundowner is ready for reading!

...I'm so sorry...

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Sep
14th
2016

Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think? · 11:01pm Sep 14th, 2016

Greeting fellow horny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the shameful news!

TwiGuard is back for a limited time! HOORAY! But oh no, it's all sex! It's like that one cereal, OOOPS! ALL SEX!!! The final commandment has been broke, and TwiGuard ventures deep into the [something] hole for some cloppy good times.

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Aug
5th
2016

The Early Bird Crosses the Turtle: And Other Aeslop's Tales · 11:30pm Aug 5th, 2016

Greetings lumbering horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the hibernating news!

So it's been a while. I'm alive, sometimes kicking, most times not. The important part is that, despite my best failures, I somehow managed to bungle my way into another chapter of Sundowner, now out and ready for your comments of "THIS is what we waited for!?"

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May
2nd
2016

This Must Be the Work of An Enemy Horse! · 1:10am May 2nd, 2016

Greetings fellow tiny horse daoists! King of Beggars here with the profound news!

I have emerged from horse meditation on the Heavenly Dao of Horses with a new chapter of Sundowner!

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Mar
14th
2016

Idea for Sparity Clopfic Title: The Girl with the Dragon Taboo · 2:43am Mar 14th, 2016

Greeting, fellow tiny horse alarmists! King of Beggars here with the anthropomorphic news!

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Feb
18th
2016

Freaknik's Back, Baby! · 1:31am Feb 18th, 2016

Greetings fellow tiny horse humanists! King of Beggars here with the anthropomorphic news!

My newest story is now out and ready for your complaints of, "This isn't TwiGuard!" It's called Sundowner and in it Sunset Shimmer embarks on an epic quest to find and have sex with herself, Celestia, Luna, and Cadance, all at the same time.

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