Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think? · 11:01pm Sep 14th, 2016
Greeting fellow horny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the shameful news!
TwiGuard is back for a limited time! HOORAY! But oh no, it's all sex! It's like that one cereal, OOOPS! ALL SEX!!! The final commandment has been broke, and TwiGuard ventures deep into the [something] hole for some cloppy good times.
In all honesty, I wrote this just because I wanted to see how it would turn out, and I liked it, so out it goes. If you like it let me know! My brittle, fragile little ego will thank you! There's also another chapter due for the side-story, so it'll be marked incomplete until that's out. Head on over to the comments and take a guess at who's going to be fucking in it. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Or angry. Either way, should be interesting.
This week, on TwiGuard: Twilight comes home from school to find that her parents have suddenly moved to America for work, leaving her to live all by herself! But what's this? A mysterious little sister that they never told me about is moving in with me? Who the heck is Cadance, and why is she in my bed!? If I'm your big sister, then we shouldn't do these kinds of things! What will senpai think!?
Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoy it and that you'll all join me next time!
Please be excited!
Happy birthday to me! Please be nice...
Wow, auto-approval is quite slow~
Happy Birthday!
well I be waiting,
Are you serious right now?
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Happy Birthday!
Also, Empress of Steel, oooooo.
Happy Birthday, also Hoping Celestia gets to watch the action. any way I hope you update the main story some time soon. I really love your writing, and would like to see more of it.
And more reason for me to, you know, actually read the dam thing and get caught up and all that.
~Skeeter The Lurker
To be honest, I am not surprised, in a way. Never thought I would see a cloppy sequel, but, then again, I am certain there was a segment of fans that have been demanding it
and... Empress of Steel....
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Happy Birthday!
Well, got a good laugh out of this post. I'm fairly certain that clop involving any characters written by you will be hilarious (I'm recalling Starswirl x Trixie here, so that might be a smidge unfair), but I don't mean that in a negative way. So yeah, good news here. Another for the 'read it on your next day off' shelf.
Happy Birthday!
The dark side is real! Welcome to it!
I'm upset I wasn't offered a coupon for this cereal that was mentioned.. also happy birthday.
We are no longer friends.
But that's only because you're starting to overtake me in followers you fuck.
Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday!
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Thank you. I'd shake your hand, but it's incredibly dark over here and I can't find it!
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Man you still got like 100 over me.
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I remember when it was half don't you try to be humble I'm onto you you slippery gypsy
That cereal would probably fly off the shelves.
Also, my sides are splitting.
New thought:
What's Empress of Steel and where do I find it?
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It's the third arc, which will be the next project after Sundowner. Shooting for starting production in December.
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Does that mean you plan on finishing Sundowner by December? That's good news, too, in its own way.
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I just finished Rising, and now I come here to see that I don't have long to wait for more of this wonderful AU story, in the words of our adorkable heroine, "yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
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