Greetings fellow tiny horse [insert noun at time of posting]! King of Beggars here with the [redacted for rewrite] news!

The new chapter of TwiGuard the Rising is now live for your scrutiny! Before you check out the new chapter, though, why not take a look at this rad picture of Basenji drawn by Magello!

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Greeting fellow hump-horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the stuck-indoors-so-let's-just-spank-it news!

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Greetings fellow tiny horse anticipators! King of Beggars here with the conclusionary news!

Chapter 6 is out and finishes the current plotline vis-a-vie our missing ponies! Who's that in the shadows? It's your second pizza! A little late, a little burnt, and probably full of naughty words spelled out with the pepperonis! That's what we get for hiring unwashed teenagers and ex-cons to make your food!

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Greeting fellow horny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the shameful news!

TwiGuard is back for a limited time! HOORAY! But oh no, it's all sex! It's like that one cereal, OOOPS! ALL SEX!!! The final commandment has been broke, and TwiGuard ventures deep into the [something] hole for some cloppy good times.

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Greetings fellow tiny horse recidivists! King of Beggars here with the DoubleStuf'd news!

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Greetings fellow tiny horse marathoners! King of Beggars here with the breathless and sweaty news!

I’ve been gone a few months, but I haven’t been idle… well I mostly haven’t been idle. I’ve been a little bit idle… Anyway! The final FOUR chapters of TwiGuard are now out and ready for disappointment! This batch release clocks in at around 45k words and completes the second arc of the story! Hooray!

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Greetings tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the regretful news!

I had hoped to have new TwiGuard out this weekend, but a family emergency came up and things got a little wobbly. Long story short, I had houseguests. That said, new TwiGuard is nearly done anyway, so consider this a warning that something is coming for you guys to read in the next few days. How much of a something is a surprise.

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Greetings, fellow horse awassailants! King of Beggars here with the yuletidings!

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Greeting fellow tiny horse plague-carriers! King of Beggars here with the communicable news!

I'm sick. I never get sick, but this time I think I caught something from touching a door handle at a 7-11 whilst trying to buy a Powerball ticket. Last time I hold a door open for an old woman...

Anyway. Here's some fanart I got! It's spoilery, so I'll just post the links, rather than the pictures themselves.

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Greetings fellow tiny horse behaviorists! King of Beggars here with the optimistic news!

A new chapter of TwiGuard is ready and primed for your complaints!

This week: Twilight and Cadance are sent by Celestia to reopen the old abandoned Camp Crystal Empire summer camp. But all the sexy teens they brought along as camp counselors are being murdered mid-coitus! No one will be making any love if Sombra Vorhees and his momma's pink sweater have anything to say about it!

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Greetings fellow tiny horse spookers! King of Beggars here with the whorish news!

Just because I didn't write anything spooky this year doesn't mean there's nothing to read! This post is just to remind those of you who've never read it that I wrote a spooky story series for last year! So just in case you've been putting it off, tonight's the perfect night to check out my Spooktacular from last year!

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Greetings fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the double-decker news!

The glorious, bloated behemoth of TwiGuard the Rising emerges from the land of winds and spirits with two new chapters! One of these is a holiday chapter that's about 3 months early, and the other isn't even about Twilight! What am I even doing!?

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Greetings fellow anticipatory horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the horsely news!

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Greeting fellow tiny horse pizzamaniacs! King of Beggars here with the bogus news!

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