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King of Beggars


One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

May
23rd
2014

What's the deal with me and getting ponies drunk? · 8:32pm May 23rd, 2014

I think I might have a problem. How do you even approach AA about that?

"Yes hello, my name is King of Beggars, and I have a problem: I love making cartoon ponies drink alcohol; it's just very funny to me. Why are you winos advancing on me?"

I even have another story in the works where severe alcoholism is a plot point (don't worry, it's humorous alcoholism, like the movie Arthur; not serious alcoholism, like my dad).

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May
16th
2014

Denzel Washington is: The Pants on Fire · 10:41pm May 16th, 2014

Salutations, fellow Equesticles and... Equestvaries...

The time of the promised blog post regarding a sequel to Lies and Lyres is now.

I wrote a short treatment for myself that came out sort of okay. It was pure slice of life piece about Lyra taking Spike to the Cantercon toy convention and him surprising her with her own specially crafted Lyra action figure. It was cute, it was sort of funny, and it was boooooring. So it's scrapped.

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May
7th
2014

The King of Oneshots from Oneshot Island: One Hundred Oneshots, One Hundred Hits · 7:25am May 7th, 2014

Greetings fellow girl-horse enthusiasts.

Since some of my stories have experienced an unexpected groundswell, I have received a number of requests for sequels. I'm making this post as something to point to when asked for such a thing.

Getting this out of the way first: I only write oneshots.

You may be asking, "But why? Why only oneshots? They're so limiting when you're spending so much time creating personalities from whole cloth."

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Apr
29th
2014

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Being Unfunny · 4:32am Apr 29th, 2014

So the thing with Playing the Scales kind of happened. I honestly didn't expect that story to be so well received, and it's been a pleasure to read that so many people were touched by it. That said, I'm not going to feel like I need to keep comparing everything from this point on to that one minor success (it's not exactly FoE). Just gunna keep doing my thing and writing what I like, and hope you all happen to like it too.

That out of the way: news time, children!

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