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King of Beggars


One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Oct
3rd
2014

Welcome to the new hype! · 7:31pm Oct 3rd, 2014

Greetings fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with all the news that's fit to publish freely on a website about cartoon lesbian horses!

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Sep
11th
2014

This is the End, My Only Friend · 10:53pm Sep 11th, 2014

Greetings fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the good news.

I won't bore you today with a lot of jawin' and chatterin'. I'll just let you know that the final chapter of The Surprisingly Complicated Love Life of Spike the Dragon is live and ready for your harsh criticism.

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Aug
31st
2014

Idea for a story title: "Sleipnir-less in Seaddle"... I don't know what I would do with it. · 5:17pm Aug 31st, 2014

Greetings, fellow tiny horse enthusiasts!

Chapter 3 of Spike's Love Life is going live as of this blogpost. Sorry about the delay, I hope I was able to make the chapter worth your time.

Have a great weekend, enjoy the chapter, and I hope you join me next time. Please be excited.

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Aug
28th
2014

You all saw it coming · 6:43pm Aug 28th, 2014

Greeting fellow tiny horse enthusiasts. No, this isn't a cancellation. Just shooting you a quick message on my lunch.

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Aug
10th
2014

The Part Where I Continue My Graceful Arc Over Ten Sharks · 12:37pm Aug 10th, 2014

Greetings fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! Having a good weekend?

Chapter 2 of The Surprisingly Complicated Love Life of Spike the Dragon (I need a damn acronym here, but I guess it's my own damn fault) is now all the way live!

This chapter we see some ********* and some character development, and ********** meets ********* in ********* for a **********, leading to *************! What will this mean for *******? Why ****************** of course!

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Jul
29th
2014

Remember when I said I'd update you last? I lied. · 4:56am Jul 29th, 2014

Greetings tiny horse enthusiasts!

In case you missed it, I've released the first chapter of The Surprisingly Complicated Love Life of Spike the Dragon.

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Jul
23rd
2014

You were expecting Dio, but it was me, Spike! · 1:29am Jul 23rd, 2014

Greetings, tiny horse enthusiasts! I bring tidings of new stories.

So in my continuing quest to make myself look like an idiot, I've decided to break yet another of the taboos I set for myself when I started writing pony stuff. What might that taboo be? The big one: something other than a one-shot.

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Jul
8th
2014

You were expecting romance, but it was me, DIO!!! · 2:47am Jul 8th, 2014

What's up, fellow tiny horse enthusiasts!

I just put out a really silly little comedy, the absolute shortest thing I've posted to the site by far, but it's still kind of fun. I am working on a new romance, but it'll probably be a while because I'm still not quite sure where I want it to go.

Enjoy The Bet and I hope you'll join me for my next story!

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Jun
30th
2014

All This Romance Juice, It's Everywhere! · 5:12am Jun 30th, 2014

Hello, one and all, my fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! I'm currently writing this blog post as my latest story Berry Bitters and Apple Sours is awaiting moderation!

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Jun
14th
2014

More Drunken Ponies Brewing Up · 8:01pm Jun 14th, 2014

Hey hey, tiny horse enthusiasts! Thought I'd shoot you all a proof of life post, just so you know that my kidnappers mean business!

Took a few weeks off of pony writing to get caught up on some work and relax while I took care of some family business. On the plus side, I'm going to be a Godfather for the third time. With my luck their parents will all die at the same time and I'll unexpectedly end up with three kids. Now that's a sitcom!

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