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King of Beggars


One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Jan
18th
2016

Why won't you be Art!? · 1:38am Jan 18th, 2016

Greeting fellow tiny horse plague-carriers! King of Beggars here with the communicable news!

I'm sick. I never get sick, but this time I think I caught something from touching a door handle at a 7-11 whilst trying to buy a Powerball ticket. Last time I hold a door open for an old woman...

Anyway. Here's some fanart I got! It's spoilery, so I'll just post the links, rather than the pictures themselves.

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Jan
11th
2016

Kept you waiting, huh? · 10:28pm Jan 11th, 2016

Greetings fellow tiny horse marathoners! King of Beggars here with the breathless and sweaty news!

I’ve been gone a few months, but I haven’t been idle… well I mostly haven’t been idle. I’ve been a little bit idle… Anyway! The final FOUR chapters of TwiGuard are now out and ready for disappointment! This batch release clocks in at around 45k words and completes the second arc of the story! Hooray!

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Dec
25th
2015

Santa's Little Horser · 2:01am Dec 25th, 2015

Greetings, fellow horse awassailants! King of Beggars here with the yuletidings!

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Nov
26th
2015

Behold the traditional national Whacking Day, in its glory · 8:41pm Nov 26th, 2015

Greeting fellow hungry horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the salivating news!

It's American Whacking Day and we're going to drive those turkeys (and possibly the Irish, but 'tis all in good fun!) out of our cities and into our gullets (maybe not the Irish)! I'm just taking a moment to wish everyone who's celebrating this day with the traditional horse-blessings.

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Oct
31st
2015

That's where you're wrong, Marge. He was a shameless self-promoter. · 6:17pm Oct 31st, 2015

Greetings fellow tiny horse spookers! King of Beggars here with the whorish news!

Just because I didn't write anything spooky this year doesn't mean there's nothing to read! This post is just to remind those of you who've never read it that I wrote a spooky story series for last year! So just in case you've been putting it off, tonight's the perfect night to check out my Spooktacular from last year!

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Oct
28th
2015

Up, Up and Away In My Beautiful, My Beautiful Motorboat~ · 10:11pm Oct 28th, 2015

Greetings fellow tiny horse behaviorists! King of Beggars here with the optimistic news!

A new chapter of TwiGuard is ready and primed for your complaints!

This week: Twilight and Cadance are sent by Celestia to reopen the old abandoned Camp Crystal Empire summer camp. But all the sexy teens they brought along as camp counselors are being murdered mid-coitus! No one will be making any love if Sombra Vorhees and his momma's pink sweater have anything to say about it!

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Oct
5th
2015

Somewhere out there is a reality where TwiGuard is canon, and FiM is the hottest fanfic on the site · 12:09am Oct 5th, 2015

Greetings fellow tiny horse [insert noun at time of posting]! King of Beggars here with the [redacted for rewrite] news!

The new chapter of TwiGuard the Rising is now live for your scrutiny! Before you check out the new chapter, though, why not take a look at this rad picture of Basenji drawn by Magello!

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Sep
15th
2015

If this story was Lyra Heartstrings of the Royal Guard, I could make a Double-Mint joke, but it's not · 11:43pm Sep 15th, 2015

Greetings fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the double-decker news!

The glorious, bloated behemoth of TwiGuard the Rising emerges from the land of winds and spirits with two new chapters! One of these is a holiday chapter that's about 3 months early, and the other isn't even about Twilight! What am I even doing!?

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Sep
13th
2015

Less Elephant Tribbles · 7:06pm Sep 13th, 2015

Greetings tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the regretful news!

I had hoped to have new TwiGuard out this weekend, but a family emergency came up and things got a little wobbly. Long story short, I had houseguests. That said, new TwiGuard is nearly done anyway, so consider this a warning that something is coming for you guys to read in the next few days. How much of a something is a surprise.

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Aug
4th
2015

They Called Me Mister Glass · 4:28am Aug 4th, 2015

Greetings fellow tiny horse anticipators! King of Beggars here with the conclusionary news!

Chapter 6 is out and finishes the current plotline vis-a-vie our missing ponies! Who's that in the shadows? It's your second pizza! A little late, a little burnt, and probably full of naughty words spelled out with the pepperonis! That's what we get for hiring unwashed teenagers and ex-cons to make your food!

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