Somewhere out there is a reality where TwiGuard is canon, and FiM is the hottest fanfic on the site

Greetings fellow tiny horse [insert noun at time of posting]! King of Beggars here with the [redacted for rewrite] news!

The new chapter of TwiGuard the Rising is now live for your scrutiny! Before you check out the new chapter, though, why not take a look at this rad picture of Basenji drawn by Magello!

This week: Twilight is wandering through a small town in the sticks when she's harassed by a crooked southern sheriff! She'll have to use her training as a green beret to outwit and outmurder the crooked sheriff's evil hitsquad!

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoy the chapter and that you'll all join me next time!

Please be excited!

Comments

[Pickleless]

Basenji is more physically appealing than I thought he'd be.
Thanks for the update.

[Andy Soshal]

When you say "southern", what do you mean?

[Magello]

3443560 He means Rambo, broham.

[PhycoKrusk]

Wha-what? What?? Shoot, where's that story posted? That sounds like another amazing story from writer/director Twivester Sparklone!

[ForSpite]

You know, the first Rambo was a way better movie than most people give it credit for, probably because the sequels were the mindless action movies so many think is synonymous with the name, whereas the first one has, of all things, an anti-war message.

[Stoned while writing]

Rip Basenji headcanon ruined for life now