Complimentary Cheesy Bread · 3:21am Aug 3rd, 2015
Greeting fellow tiny horse pizzamaniacs! King of Beggars here with the bogus news!
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
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This week on TwiGuard: The Rising; Twilight learns that her mother was actually the infamous Royal Guard known as The Big Mare! She has a protracted battle in the jungles of Zanzebraland against The Laughter and The Kindness! Then she must infiltrate an enemy encampment to retrieve Spitfire, who has been tortured by minotaurs!
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A guy I know is running a contest in a SpikeDash group, the details of which are to be found in this link! He asked me to be a hype-man for the event, and all I can say is that there's going to be cash money prizes.
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New story just got released and is ready for your complaints that it's not the sequel to TwiGuard! It's a short slice of life comedy written in celebration of the impending airing of season 5, which will no doubt destroy all the worldbuilding we've done to date, but that's okay, because we'll just substitute it with our own reality!
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Final TwiGuard chapter is out! Hooray! It was supposed to be a short epilogue, but things went to hell and it ended up being a full chapter, but either way, this officially ends the first arc of TwiGuard.
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