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King of Beggars


One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Aug
3rd
2015

Complimentary Cheesy Bread · 3:21am Aug 3rd, 2015

Greeting fellow tiny horse pizzamaniacs! King of Beggars here with the bogus news!

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Aug
1st
2015

If Stephen King Wrote Ponies, They'd Be the Maine Six · 6:25pm Aug 1st, 2015

Greetings fellow tiny horse recidivists! King of Beggars here with the DoubleStuf'd news!

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Jul
10th
2015

The Scenery I've Overlooked Was 110 Million · 8:19pm Jul 10th, 2015

Greetings fellow anticipatory horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the horsely news!

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Jun
11th
2015

SORRY ABOUT THE ROOOSE, GENTLEMEN · 11:55pm Jun 11th, 2015

Greetings, fellow tiny horse recidivists! King of Beggars here with the news good!

This week on TwiGuard: The Rising; Twilight learns that her mother was actually the infamous Royal Guard known as The Big Mare! She has a protracted battle in the jungles of Zanzebraland against The Laughter and The Kindness! Then she must infiltrate an enemy encampment to retrieve Spitfire, who has been tortured by minotaurs!

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May
15th
2015

The Terrible One · 12:45am May 15th, 2015

Greetings fellow tiny-horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the confusingly sexual news!

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Apr
26th
2015

What A Thrill! · 4:31am Apr 26th, 2015

Greetings fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the news that he's STIIIIILLLLL IN A DREAAAAAAMMMMM~ SNAKE EATEERRRRRR~!

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Apr
5th
2015

It's Only Shilling If You Get Caught · 6:32pm Apr 5th, 2015

Greetings fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the one-time-only special-offer news!

A guy I know is running a contest in a SpikeDash group, the details of which are to be found in this link! He asked me to be a hype-man for the event, and all I can say is that there's going to be cash money prizes.

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Mar
27th
2015

WELCOME, TO THE PONY-WORLD OF TOMORROW · 10:31pm Mar 27th, 2015

Greetings, fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the substandard news!

New story just got released and is ready for your complaints that it's not the sequel to TwiGuard! It's a short slice of life comedy written in celebration of the impending airing of season 5, which will no doubt destroy all the worldbuilding we've done to date, but that's okay, because we'll just substitute it with our own reality!

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Mar
15th
2015

Next time on TwiGuard! Frieza Defeated! · 6:21pm Mar 15th, 2015

Greetings fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the overly-wordy news!

Final TwiGuard chapter is out! Hooray! It was supposed to be a short epilogue, but things went to hell and it ended up being a full chapter, but either way, this officially ends the first arc of TwiGuard.

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Mar
11th
2015

Damned again by my own verbosity! · 8:07pm Mar 11th, 2015

Greetings, fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the newsless-news!

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