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King of Beggars


One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

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Aug
3rd
2015

Complimentary Cheesy Bread · 3:21am Aug 3rd, 2015

Greeting fellow tiny horse pizzamaniacs! King of Beggars here with the bogus news!

Many apologies for those of you who waited all day for the new chapter. I got distracted and was unable to finish my punch up on it yesterday like I'd wanted. Pay no attention to the tags for this blogpost, they offer no answers as to what distracted me. A new chapter is completed and ready for you to read, but with one caveat. Considering the length of it after punch up, I felt I could safely split the damn thing in half and let go of the first part. Sadly, this means the conclusion to the current mystery will have to wait until tomorrow evening. Much horse-apologies. Please enjoy what little I have to offer as recompense. Your second pizza is still cooking, consider this a complimentary cheesy bread, as per the title of this blogpost.

This week (again): Twilight wants out of the pony trafficking game, but she has to do one last job before she's out for good! She has to take a foreign diplomats sexy teenage daughter (she's legal, probably) to a location across town, but rival Transporters want her for their own nefarious reasons! Can Twilight get the package to the drop off without dying or falling in love!?

Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoy it, and that you'll join me next time!

Please be excited!

Comments ( 7 )

As long as you include extra garlic dip we are square.

Is the daughter a useless blonde who keeps running into zombie Spaniards?

She has to take a foreign diplomats sexy teenage daughter (she's legal, probably) to a location across town, but rival Transporters want her for their own nefarious reasons! Can Twilight get the package to the drop off without dying or falling in love!?

Reminds me of that one episode of Archer where he has to protect some Swedish UN guy's seventeen year old daughter from kidnappers, but all she's interested is getting in Archer's pants.

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:rainbowlaugh: oh ya I remember that one will there be snowe bikes in it too that would be awsome lol

Fluttershy's dad is a diplomat?

Nuuu more waiting! Well, I guess it's Ok............ No it's not! :raritycry:

You watch Bojack Horseman? That's awesome. Also, I blame you for now being hungry for cheesy bread. :raritydespair:

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